Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer: There are 24 hours in a day. You're wearing 80 hours of protection. If the sun fails to go down, you'll be ready. Your coconut-scented forcefield blocks out all the sun's rays, and any stray rays from another sun in another galaxy. 30 SPF? Please! You might as well be wearing cooking oil. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. 80 SPF Sun Block Wearer. In fact, crack one open at high noon in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
