Chico: What's the matter, Mister?
Groucho: "Oh, we got into an argument and he pulled a knife on me so I shot him.
-Chico and Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera (movie)
We must remember that art is art.
Well, on the other hand water is water isn't it?
And east is east and west is west.
And if you take cranberries and stew them like applesause
they taste much more like prunes than rubarb does.
Now uh...now you tell me what you know.
-Groucho Marx