Bare as the day you were born - Fluff/Humor AU Saito/Netto

[Plantman]

Little gift for a sick Neko. :9 I blame the folf for the inspiration, though.

As bare as the day you were born.
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Haruka Hikari smiled happily as she unpacked her family's bags, her husband, Yuuichirou, had recently been given a promotion and a few days of vacation which the family was determined to take full advantage of. They had just arrived to a luxurious hotel and were intalling themselves.

The sounds of Yuuichirou helping their twin children out of their clothing in the bathroom to change into their bathing suits, made her smile. This was Netto's and Saito's first trip to the beach and they were already enjoying themselves.

Yuichirou in the other hand, was having a bit of a struggle with the two years old twins. Netto resisted with all he had to be put the orange swimming trunks. In fact, this scene repeated every time whenever Netto had to be changed of clothes, the boy prefering to be as bare as the day he was born.

Saito, however, cooperated nicely and allowed his father to tie the little laces of his swimming trunks, giggling as the adult tickled his tummy playfully.

Netto smiled and casually walked out of the bathroom while his father was distracted before pulling the garment down and jumping out of it with a loud cry of joy, making a quick run for the door of their hotel room.

"N-Netto!" Yuuichirou sprung up from his sitting position to go after the rebel of the twins.

"What in the world?..." Haruka could only stare in disbelief as the naked blur ran past her followed by her husband. Saito blinked and moved over to his mother in tiny, still a bit wobbly steps, looking up a her with a confussed expression in his green eyes.

"I guess it's you and me for now, huh?" Haruka smiled and kneld down to hug her son, making the young Saito giggle and wail in joy.

Meanwhile, Yuuichirou was running like mad after the naked Netto, wincing everytime he head some lady scream at the sight of the baby's body exposed in all its glory for all to see. "How can he run so fast?!"

Netto ran through the halls happily, amused beyond description by the screams of old ladies that he graced with his nudity. That was, however, until he slammed himself against a service table, forcing him to land on his rear. The child whimpered at first before he let out loud cries, his fun spoiled.

"There, there. It's okay." Yuuichirou whispered as he approached to his son, picking the crying infant in his arms and rubbing gently the affected area. "See? This is what happens when you go around without your clothes." Yuuichirou said as he made his way back to his family's room, glad that the other guests of the hotel were now more concerned about the child's well being, than in his lack of coverings.

"What happened?" Haruka asked as her husband and child made it back into the room.

"He reamed right against a table and landed sit."

"Aw, my poor Netto." She smiled and opened her free arm out for the naked child, Saito comfortably installed in her other arm. As both children were settled in her arms, Saito patted Netto's check, speaking to him and re-assuring him in their own particular language.

"Alright, ready to put your bathing suit on, now?" Netto looked up the accursed piece of clothing, letting out a tiny sigh before allowing his father to put it on him. Who was the genious that invented clothes, anyway?
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[Plantman]

Little gift for a sick Neko. :9 I blame the folf for the inspiration, though.

As bare as the day you were born.
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Haruka Hikari smiled happily as she unpacked her family's bags, her husband, Yuuichirou, had recently been given a promotion and a few days of vacation which the family was determined to take full advantage of. They had just arrived to a luxurious hotel and were intalling themselves.

The sounds of Yuuichirou helping their twin children out of their clothing in the bathroom to change into their bathing suits, made her smile. This was Netto's and Saito's first trip to the beach and they were already enjoying themselves.

Yuichirou in the other hand, was having a bit of a struggle with the two years old twins. Netto resisted with all he had to be put the orange swimming trunks. In fact, this scene repeated every time whenever Netto had to be changed of clothes, the boy prefering to be as bare as the day he was born.

Saito, however, cooperated nicely and allowed his father to tie the little laces of his swimming trunks, giggling as the adult tickled his tummy playfully.

Netto smiled and casually walked out of the bathroom while his father was distracted before pulling the garment down and jumping out of it with a loud cry of joy, making a quick run for the door of their hotel room.

"N-Netto!" Yuuichirou sprung up from his sitting position to go after the rebel of the twins.

"What in the world?..." Haruka could only stare in disbelief as the naked blur ran past her followed by her husband. Saito blinked and moved over to his mother in tiny, still a bit wobbly steps, looking up a her with a confussed expression in his green eyes.

"I guess it's you and me for now, huh?" Haruka smiled and kneld down to hug her son, making the young Saito giggle and wail in joy.

Meanwhile, Yuuichirou was running like mad after the naked Netto, wincing everytime he head some lady scream at the sight of the baby's body exposed in all its glory for all to see. "How can he run so fast?!"

Netto ran through the halls happily, amused beyond description by the screams of old ladies that he graced with his nudity. That was, however, until he slammed himself against a service table, forcing him to land on his rear. The child whimpered at first before he let out loud cries, his fun spoiled.

"There, there. It's okay." Yuuichirou whispered as he approached to his son, picking the crying infant in his arms and rubbing gently the affected area. "See? This is what happens when you go around without your clothes." Yuuichirou said as he made his way back to his family's room, glad that the other guests of the hotel were now more concerned about the child's well being, than in his lack of coverings.

"What happened?" Haruka asked as her husband and child made it back into the room.

"He reamed right against a table and landed sit."

"Aw, my poor Netto." She smiled and opened her free arm out for the naked child, Saito comfortably installed in her other arm. As both children were settled in her arms, Saito patted Netto's check, speaking to him and re-assuring him in their own particular language.

"Alright, ready to put your bathing suit on, now?" Netto looked up the accursed piece of clothing, letting out a tiny sigh before allowing his father to put it on him. Who was the genious that invented clothes, anyway?
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[Sol]

*snicker*

My, that was certainly humorous. You got their personalities pretty much down, and I like how you have the interactions of the parents with the babies. Very cute~ \o\

Excellent job.
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[Sol]

*snicker*

My, that was certainly humorous. You got their personalities pretty much down, and I like how you have the interactions of the parents with the babies. Very cute~ \o\

Excellent job.
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[Neko]

Wow being sick for three days was worth it to read that XD Oh my god that was awesome XD

Ha ha... I can so see Netto doing that too ^_^ Whoooo, nekkid baby~
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[Midnight]

This was fantastic.

Heh, Netto streaking through a hotel. So cute, and yet somewhat disturbing in its own matter. Good work, Planty. Nice little thing will give me a smile before I head off to bed...^_^
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[Core]

I find it amazing what I can inspire. xD This was really great to read Planty, and I can see Netto doing all of that. Explains how he can get around rather quickly also, and so quick to strip down for hotsprings. >:P
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[Core]

I find it amazing what I can inspire. xD This was really great to read Planty, and I can see Netto doing all of that. Explains how he can get around rather quickly also, and so quick to strip down for hotsprings. >:P
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[YaminoMiko]

LOL, this made my day. XD

Nice work. ^.^
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[Hon Kesshou]

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[Ginrei]

[Kitty-Chan]

In the quote Ginrei wrote, "check" should be "cheek". Other than that, I believe all the other errors have been addressed. Great story, Planty.
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[Unknown Neo]

That was freaking cute. So incredibly cute. Plus the idea of lan running around like that is just funny. You mods always seem to have such great ideas for fics and art.