Best Humour Joke

Slifer. EXE · Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:27 am Post subject:

I like the Shademan one best I accually believed it, I think I was in the vampire mansion when it happened and I didn't know that I pressed L.
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Searchman · Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 20

Yeah, I liked the one Where Megman sent in ten jokes to a contest. That "No pun in ten did" cracked me up.
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Pitchums · Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:35 pm Post subject:

I don't remember my favorite joke. It was about a Mushy virus, and MegaMan says something like he was hanging out with one, then Lan acts all surprised about that, and MegaMan's like "Oh, no, hes a real fungi." I felt really silly when I first read it, and I cracked up.
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Stormman · Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:51 pm Post subject:

Ok, I've been going through the BN jokes and this one seemed to amuse me (Please note that I'm not quite sure how it goes...)

Megaman: Hey Lan, how do you find the circumference of a jack-o-lantern?

Lan: I don't know

Megaman: Pumpkin-pie r squared!

Lan:....

This one is from BN3.

Himochi Kouen · Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:58 am Post subject:

XD Yay, I get to be explanitory!

Not quite getting the Otenko joke was the whole POINT!

Megaman said it was over Lan's head (and over yours too, Andrew Wong! XD), because Otenko is the Sun Spirit! ...and the sun is...over...our heads... But Megaman was using the expression meaning Lan couldn't comprehend it... *runs from bricks*[/quote]
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Pyroman.EXE · Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:35 pm Post subject:

Another favorite one was the Dracky joke from part 4. I think I liked it because Megaman just seemed so dumb at that point... Anyways, it went something like this:

Megaman: "Hey, Lan, why couldn't Dracky's wife get any sleep?"
Lan: "I dunno. Why?"
Megaman: "Because of his coffin! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!"
Lan: "Are you enjoying yourself, Megaman?"

Blue Bommer · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:56 pm Post subject:

Hikari Angel · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject:

here a few....

Mega: So the other day rhis lady says to me..."Didn't I see you in that tournament on TV?"
Lan: Yeah? What'd you tell her?
Mega: The truth. I just said..."I don't know I can't see ou the other way!"

Mega: Lan I think I'm finally getting the hang of this humour.
Lan: Oh yeah? Give me your best shot!
Mega: Knock-knock
Lan: who's there?
Mega: Jomon
Lan: Jomom who?
Mega: Benjomon Frankl-
Lan: Stop! I'm not hearing this!!

the jomon one got my sis cuz she didn't know who Benjomon Franklin is.
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DS_RockmanEXE · Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:48 pm Post subject:

I'd have to say the Chaod one for me.. ^_^;
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Malinhion · Joined: 22 Mar 2005 Posts: 29

Oh, nothing beats the "I lost my electron" joke from BN3.
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Hikari Angel · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:12 pm Post subject:

electron and puns, I need to send then to my teachers, er there was the pumpkin pi one from EXE3 as well, but i can't remember how it goes....
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Wackoman.EXE · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:53 pm Post subject:

i like the one where megaman says he forgot to put un his helmet and he looks like one of those big headed kids. i dont remember the exact specifics to it though.
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LightspeedEXE · Net Savior Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 112 Location: UK

*goes to find the fish joke*

Megaman: Oh, I went to that new undersea gym the other day!
Lan: Oh yeah? How was it?
Megaman: I think I pulled a mussel...
Lan: Not on porpoise, I hope?
Megaman: I thought that when you heard that one you'd just clam up!
Lan: No, but if we keep this up, our players may get crabby...
Megaman: You're right. Cod we just squid while we're ahead?

I love that one. Had me in stitches when I first read it...
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Wolf · Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 9:55 pm Post subject:

Both Yai's origami store and Positive Hydrogen really makes me laugh, but origami was so simple and it's meaning was so deep that I had that one in mind for a few days
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Magicman DX · Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:37 pm Post subject:

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Megaman: You know Einstiens famous equation E=mc2 right?
Lan: Yeah so?
Megaman: Well one of his students could never remember it. He always wrote E=m2c instead of E=mc2. So he went to ask which is right, but he was so nervous that he spoke in a small stammering voice. "Speak up!" said einstien, "Vat is it you are askink?" So the student shouted, "2c or not 2c! that is the question!"
Lan: C you later Megaman.

I think Lan was tired of his jokes.
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