Abriendo los Ojos por Fin - Humor - PG13

[Plantman]

Bwahahahaha, I want to see you all try to babelfish that. The title has absolutely nothing to do with the crack contained in here. I just liked how that sounded, mwahahaha.

Crackfic that Neko and Sol prodded me to get writing. Not sure how long will this be. Very mild shounen ai can splat here and there, but it's... very minimal. XD

I don't think this fits any canon, though.

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"Rockman!" Roll yelled for the fourth time, trying to gain the blue navi's attention.

"Eh? Oh... Oh! Yes, Roll-chan?" Rockman blinked sleepily, rubbing his emerald eyes. The action only helped to make the grimace lines under his eyes more evident.

"I have tickets for a cyber-concert, and I was wondering if you'd like to go." The girl navi huffed heavily, Rockman was very tired most of time, and extremely sleepy due to the baby navi Trill keeping him awake through the night.

"Ahh... I don't think I can, Roll-chan. I have to take care of Trill, and you know he cries if I am not with him."

Roll frowned and pouted deeply, as much as she liked the cute baby, he was hogging all of Rockman's attention, and his health. Not only were her plans to spend a day with him in the event at risk, but his lack of sleep and low energy levels were genuinely a concern of hers.

Rockman sighed and blinked sleepily to Trill that was having fun playing with a Kawarimi doll of him. If only the baby would accept someone else looking after him, things would be much easier for him. With a deep sigh, Rockman tried to smile at Roll, apologizing once more for the evident let down of the girl.

Trill blinked and looked up to the older navis hearing them talk, but unable to grasp the meaning of their words, entertaining himself with the soft and gentle voice of Rockman and giggling at the amusing sounds Roll produced often. He frowned when he felt something itch in his nose, rubbing his little hand over it to try to make it to stop; succeeding only in make the itch worse. He whimpered in defeat and finally let out a loud sneeze.

"Bless you!" Roll looked down at the baby and smiled at him. The baby looked at her and blinked a couple of times before he sneezed again right in her face. What happened next, Rockman could not believe.

"R-Roll-chan??!" He stood up, watching the pink navi shrink and change in appearance until she was as small as Trill. "What the... Roll-chan??"

The baby navi looked up at him with her bright green eyes, blinking at him curiously before she squealed and reached her arms out to him, wanting to be picked up as well.

"Oh god..." Rockman grimaced as he picked up the baby girl. "Meiru-chan won't like this."

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"How did this happen?!" Meiru whimpered next to Netto, watching her navi comfortably located in Rockman's arm, reduced to the same state Trill was in.

"I have no idea. Trill sneezed and then she turned into a baby. Maybe it's a virus that infected Trill?" Rockman watched the two babies chit chat with one another in his arms.

"As if the Neko virus was not bad enough, now this." Netto groaned and scratched his head. "Better take them to papa and find an antidote to this." He said and stood up. Meiru nodded and followed Netto to SciLabs.

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"I don't get it. Trill seems to be healthy enough." Meijin said as he typed commands into his computer, the scanner revealing nothing wrong with the baby navi.

"Then how come Roll-chan turned into a baby as well?" the blue navi asked slightly annoyed, he wasn't looking forward to looking after another baby, especialy if Roll was anything like Trill.

"I don't know. Just how we cannot determine how he triggers your Beast Out transformation." Yuuichirou sighed in exhasperation, trying in vain to figure out the problem.

"Is she going to stay like this for long, Dr. Hikari?" the red haired girl asked.

"I don't know that either. She could turn back to normal in a few hours, or maybe never."

Enzan, that had been called there by Netto, watched the baby navis for a moment, pondering. "Do you think he can sneeze again? I want to try something."

Rockman looked up at the screen of the computer he was on before looking down at Trill, "Maybe I can."

Enzan nodded and plugged Blues in, instructing him to allow the baby to sneeze at him as well.

"Are you sure about this, Enzan? What if Blues turns into a baby as well?" The brunette boy cautioned.

"I'm sure, don't worry. It's the perfect time for me to try some new developement IPC has been working on."

Rockman looked down at the baby navi as Blues approached and bent down to his face's level, Trill blinked curiously at the face before him. He smiled as he saw his own reflection in the black visor, reaching out with his hands to pat it happily. Rockman chuckled and tried to tickle the baby's nose with a soft ball of momoko fur. Trill squirmed and tried to bat Rockman's hand away without much success, ultimately sneezing in the red clad navi.

Rockman watched Blues expectantly, allowing several minutes to pass without change. "It seems it didn't affect Blues at all." Before anyone could say anything else Trill turned around, looking up at Rockman and sneezing in him this time.

Much to Netto's horror, Rockman began to shrink barely giving time for Blues to catch Trill an himself as he shrunk to the size of the white and gold baby navi.

"Rockman!" Netto cried out in surprise, his net navi blinking up at him with big and curious emerald green eyes. He tilted his head from side to side before smiling happily, flailing an arm at Netto.

"As I suspected, the new anti-virus upgrade we installed in the latest version of our PET protected Blues." Enzan muttered as he rubbed his chin, seeming to ignore the fact Rockman was now a baby.

"Why didn't you say that before?! Now Rockman's a baby as well!" The brunette growled loudly, ready to pounce onto the skunk haired boy to let out his own steam.

"I wasn't sure if it would work! It's an experimental upgrade we haven't released to the public yet!"

As the humans argued over the events that had occured, Blues looked down at the two tiny babies in his arms, Trill squealed in joy at Rockman's new condition, making happy sounds at him, the blue baby navi next to him giggled and made happy sounds back at him, comfortably nuzzled against Blues' chest. Roll looked up from her position in the ground, pouting and making a cute face for being left out by the other babies. She whimpered and poofed her cheeks as she crawled to Blues leg, latching herself firmly to it and looking up at him with her best expression of displeasure.

Blues looked down at her and sighed heavily. "Something tells me this is just going to get worse." With another heavy sigh he sat down and set the babies down, letting them play with each other happily.

Yuuichirou ignored the small argument going behind him as he looked at the babies, things certainly were going to get much worse.

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Netto sighed heavily as he watched his PET, two baby navis were sound asleep in it. "I hope papa can figure out a way to turn Rockman back to normal soon..." He closed his eyes to intend to sleep. "Good Night Rockman, Trill."

As if he had heard his name, the baby Rockman opened his eyes slowly, blinking sleepily as he sat up. Looking around he could only see a sleeping Netto along with a sleeping Trill in a virtual crib next to him. The blue armored baby yawned and proceeded to escape his own crib, looking around once more for toys to play with. Finding none he crawled away towards the link to access Internet City, giggling happily as he crawled away.

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Har har, that's all you get for now. Me ish tired and this kind of sucks, man, I'm rusty. XD
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[Plantman]

Bwahahahaha, I want to see you all try to babelfish that. The title has absolutely nothing to do with the crack contained in here. I just liked how that sounded, mwahahaha.

Crackfic that Neko and Sol prodded me to get writing. Not sure how long will this be. Very mild shounen ai can splat here and there, but it's... very minimal. XD

I don't think this fits any canon, though.

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"Rockman!" Roll yelled for the fourth time, trying to gain the blue navi's attention.

"Eh? Oh... Oh! Yes, Roll-chan?" Rockman blinked sleepily, rubbing his emerald eyes. The action only helped to make the grimace lines under his eyes more evident.

"I have tickets for a cyber-concert, and I was wondering if you'd like to go." The girl navi huffed heavily, Rockman was very tired most of time, and extremely sleepy due to the baby navi Trill keeping him awake through the night.

"Ahh... I don't think I can, Roll-chan. I have to take care of Trill, and you know he cries if I am not with him."

Roll frowned and pouted deeply, as much as she liked the cute baby, he was hogging all of Rockman's attention, and his health. Not only were her plans to spend a day with him in the event at risk, but his lack of sleep and low energy levels were genuinely a concern of hers.

Rockman sighed and blinked sleepily to Trill that was having fun playing with a Kawarimi doll of him. If only the baby would accept someone else looking after him, things would be much easier for him. With a deep sigh, Rockman tried to smile at Roll, apologizing once more for the evident let down of the girl.

Trill blinked and looked up to the older navis hearing them talk, but unable to grasp the meaning of their words, entertaining himself with the soft and gentle voice of Rockman and giggling at the amusing sounds Roll produced often. He frowned when he felt something itch in his nose, rubbing his little hand over it to try to make it to stop; succeeding only in make the itch worse. He whimpered in defeat and finally let out a loud sneeze.

"Bless you!" Roll looked down at the baby and smiled at him. The baby looked at her and blinked a couple of times before he sneezed again right in her face. What happened next, Rockman could not believe.

"R-Roll-chan??!" He stood up, watching the pink navi shrink and change in appearance until she was as small as Trill. "What the... Roll-chan??"

The baby navi looked up at him with her bright green eyes, blinking at him curiously before she squealed and reached her arms out to him, wanting to be picked up as well.

"Oh god..." Rockman grimaced as he picked up the baby girl. "Meiru-chan won't like this."

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"How did this happen?!" Meiru whimpered next to Netto, watching her navi comfortably located in Rockman's arm, reduced to the same state Trill was in.

"I have no idea. Trill sneezed and then she turned into a baby. Maybe it's a virus that infected Trill?" Rockman watched the two babies chit chat with one another in his arms.

"As if the Neko virus was not bad enough, now this." Netto groaned and scratched his head. "Better take them to papa and find an antidote to this." He said and stood up. Meiru nodded and followed Netto to SciLabs.

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"I don't get it. Trill seems to be healthy enough." Meijin said as he typed commands into his computer, the scanner revealing nothing wrong with the baby navi.

"Then how come Roll-chan turned into a baby as well?" the blue navi asked slightly annoyed, he wasn't looking forward to looking after another baby, especialy if Roll was anything like Trill.

"I don't know. Just how we cannot determine how he triggers your Beast Out transformation." Yuuichirou sighed in exhasperation, trying in vain to figure out the problem.

"Is she going to stay like this for long, Dr. Hikari?" the red haired girl asked.

"I don't know that either. She could turn back to normal in a few hours, or maybe never."

Enzan, that had been called there by Netto, watched the baby navis for a moment, pondering. "Do you think he can sneeze again? I want to try something."

Rockman looked up at the screen of the computer he was on before looking down at Trill, "Maybe I can."

Enzan nodded and plugged Blues in, instructing him to allow the baby to sneeze at him as well.

"Are you sure about this, Enzan? What if Blues turns into a baby as well?" The brunette boy cautioned.

"I'm sure, don't worry. It's the perfect time for me to try some new developement IPC has been working on."

Rockman looked down at the baby navi as Blues approached and bent down to his face's level, Trill blinked curiously at the face before him. He smiled as he saw his own reflection in the black visor, reaching out with his hands to pat it happily. Rockman chuckled and tried to tickle the baby's nose with a soft ball of momoko fur. Trill squirmed and tried to bat Rockman's hand away without much success, ultimately sneezing in the red clad navi.

Rockman watched Blues expectantly, allowing several minutes to pass without change. "It seems it didn't affect Blues at all." Before anyone could say anything else Trill turned around, looking up at Rockman and sneezing in him this time.

Much to Netto's horror, Rockman began to shrink barely giving time for Blues to catch Trill an himself as he shrunk to the size of the white and gold baby navi.

"Rockman!" Netto cried out in surprise, his net navi blinking up at him with big and curious emerald green eyes. He tilted his head from side to side before smiling happily, flailing an arm at Netto.

"As I suspected, the new anti-virus upgrade we installed in the latest version of our PET protected Blues." Enzan muttered as he rubbed his chin, seeming to ignore the fact Rockman was now a baby.

"Why didn't you say that before?! Now Rockman's a baby as well!" The brunette growled loudly, ready to pounce onto the skunk haired boy to let out his own steam.

"I wasn't sure if it would work! It's an experimental upgrade we haven't released to the public yet!"

As the humans argued over the events that had occured, Blues looked down at the two tiny babies in his arms, Trill squealed in joy at Rockman's new condition, making happy sounds at him, the blue baby navi next to him giggled and made happy sounds back at him, comfortably nuzzled against Blues' chest. Roll looked up from her position in the ground, pouting and making a cute face for being left out by the other babies. She whimpered and poofed her cheeks as she crawled to Blues leg, latching herself firmly to it and looking up at him with her best expression of displeasure.

Blues looked down at her and sighed heavily. "Something tells me this is just going to get worse." With another heavy sigh he sat down and set the babies down, letting them play with each other happily.

Yuuichirou ignored the small argument going behind him as he looked at the babies, things certainly were going to get much worse.

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Netto sighed heavily as he watched his PET, two baby navis were sound asleep in it. "I hope papa can figure out a way to turn Rockman back to normal soon..." He closed his eyes to intend to sleep. "Good Night Rockman, Trill."

As if he had heard his name, the baby Rockman opened his eyes slowly, blinking sleepily as he sat up. Looking around he could only see a sleeping Netto along with a sleeping Trill in a virtual crib next to him. The blue armored baby yawned and proceeded to escape his own crib, looking around once more for toys to play with. Finding none he crawled away towards the link to access Internet City, giggling happily as he crawled away.

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Har har, that's all you get for now. Me ish tired and this kind of sucks, man, I'm rusty. XD
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[Sol]

Ahahaha, Baby Rockman is so cute! XD

Very nice job. It can work in canon and looks to be going in a very humorous direction! I can't wait to see what's next.

Poor Blues. XD
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[Sol]

Ahahaha, Baby Rockman is so cute! XD

Very nice job. It can work in canon and looks to be going in a very humorous direction! I can't wait to see what's next.

Poor Blues. XD
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[Kitty-Chan]

Wah! I love it; why do I get the feeling that Blues & searchman are going to be babysitting? Do we get a chibi Forte? ^_^
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Ano sa...could someone please make me a Zero/X, Blues/Netto, or Forte/Netto avatar/banner? I would greatly appreciate it...
Thanks for the avatar, Mandi!
People! We need more Blues/Netto & Forte/Netto on the net. Come on; help me out here! *gives everyone her Super-Adorable Irrisistable Sad Kitty Eyes(TM)*

[RT-fact]

Hey, that was an interesting story. "As if the Neko virus was not bad enough, now this." Funny line!
When will the next part come in, do you think Plantman?

[Haly K]

Oh, this'll get interesting veery soon. >D You're very good at cute fan fics like this one, Planty. Like with the rawr one.
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[Sai-kun]

dotdotdot.

XDDDD

That was awesome. I can picture baby Rockman in my head.

So cuuute. XP
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[Neko]

*gigglesnort*

Oh that was beautiful planty. Really, it was. Great job with the crackfic, can't wait to see more.
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[Imagine.EXE]

awww baby Rock and Roll ^_^

Too bad Blues didn't get turned into a baby ;w; it would of been cute =)
Now I wonder what going to happen next? :]

[Stars_Are_Projectors]

Super funny! If Searchman does do baby-sitting he'd be good at certain aspects (the baby'd never run off on his watch, and he'd be able to find him in seconds!). I can't wait to read more!
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[Midnight]

Ah, finally got to this one after a couple of days.

This is really nice--it reminds me of a certain episode on Star Trek, where an anomaly reverts three of the adult crew back into twelve year-olds. This is much the same, but taken to a greater extreme.

And yes, newborns are quite troublesome, as exemplified by the wandering off. And from what I can tell, this is only liable to get even worse.

Great job.
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