REO MTG Spoiler list

[Yuriko]

Coming soon, the full card with art.

Key:
Cardname Cost
Card Type Rarity
Ability text
Quote power/toughness

Rares:
Bubbleman.EXE UUU1
Legendary Creature - Navi Rare
Bubbleman.EXE cannot be countered
Bubbleman cannot target himself or Admins.
T: Kick (When a creature is kicked, return it to owner's hand.)
T1:Ban (When a creature is banned, put it in the graveyard.)
Jabajabajaba...! 2/3

PlaguedOne 1BGGGG
Legendary Creature - Admin Pyo Rare
While PlaguedOne is in play, all players lose 1 life at the beginning of each player's turn unless they pay B/G B/G.
T1: Return target creature from graveyard to your hand.
You may choose not to untap PlaguedOne during the Untap step.
As long as PlaguedOne remains tapped, it may not be targeted by other players.
2: Untap PlaguedOne. Any player can use this ability.
7/7

Tabby 3UU
Legendary Creature - Admin REO Sister Rare
When Tabby comes into play, you may search your deck for Blues' Ass, put it into play.
7/7

Ban Hammer 3
Legendary Artifact Rare
Only equippable on Admins.
B:Ban (When a creature is banned, put it in the graveyard.)
Equipped creature gains +6/+6
Equip 3 (3: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card comes into play unattached and stays in play if the creature leaves play.)
Fear the Ban Hammer.

Admin Control Panel
Legendary Land Rare
Can only be brought into play if you control an Admin.
T: Produce three mana of any color.
T: Search your deck for any one card and put it into your hand. Shuffle Admin Control Panel back into your deck.

Admin Powah WUBRG
Enchantment Rare
Admin creatures may not be destroyed or returned to hand.

Uncommon:
Blues' Ass 7U
Creature - Hot Bishi Ass UC
Blues' Ass is indestructible.
Tabby gains +7/+7 and indestructible while Blues' Ass is in play.
1/1

DJ Zeph 1
Creature - IRC User UC
T5: whine, all of your opponent's creatures get -2/-2, but when this card is untapped, your opponent's creatures get +10/+10.
0/1

Pyroman 2R
Creature - IRC User UC
When controller of this card does something stupid (all players vote on this), place one "Bricked Token" on him. Pyroman gets -1/-1 for each "bricked token."
3/3

Kitty-Chan BUR
Creature - IRC User UC
If there is a Forte or Blues on the field, search your deck for a Netto card and put it in play.
2/2

MugenEXE 3RU
Creature - IRC User UC
1U: draw a card and deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
2UR: draw 2 cards, and deal 4 damage to target player, destroy MugenEXE at the end of the turn this effect was used.
4/2

Talec 2
Creature - IRC User UC
1/1

Quatre 3WU
Creature - IRC User UC
3, T: Search your library for a card named Slifer, Templar, Roll-Soul, Enzan, or Rushpop. Play this ability only if Kai is in play.
3/5

NotJim 5W
Creature - IRC User UC
Can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or trample. For each instance of 'Jim' in play, NotJim gains +4/+4 and haste. If a card named 'Spork' is in play, NotJim gains +4/+6 and protection from black.
3/3

Roflcopter 1BU
Creature - Copter UC
Flying (This creature can’t be blocked except by creatures with flying.)
B: Roflcopter loses Flying (This creature can’t be blocked except by creatures with flying.) and gains Trample (If this creature would deal enough combat damage to its blockers to destroy them, you may have it deal the rest of its damage to defending player.) until the end of the turn.
4/1

Commons
O rly? 2G
Instant C
+4/+4 to target creature until end of turn. If Bubbleman.EXE is in play Kick (When a creature is kicked, return it to owner's hand.) all creatures you control.

Fanboy B
Creature - Fanatic C
Fanboy may be played as an Instant.
If this card attacks, you lose half of your life.
This card must attack every turn.
If you draw this card, you must play it if you have the proper mana untapped.
0/1

Giant Enemy Crab 3U
Creature - Crab C
3: Attack Giant Enemy Crab's weak point (Deals half creatures' own toughness to itself, round up. Any player may use this ability.)
"It broke my knife!!!" 6/6

Unintentional Innuendo RRR
Sorcery C
Gain one quote token and remove target creature from the game out of embarassment.

Porn 3B
Enchantment C
All Fanatics gain +4/+4 and Fear (This creature can’t be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

Double Post WWW
Instant C
Target a creature in play. That creature has double posted. Reduce their strength to 0 until the begining of controler's next turn.
"lolz n00b."

Bubbleman's Rath 2U
Instant C
Counter target spell, search your deck for De Puku and put it in your hand.

De Puku 2U
Sorcery C
Return two permanents in play to their respective owner's hands.

Sexual Innuendo 1UR
Instant C
Target a creature. It has said something that could be taken horribly wrong out of context. Laugh at them. If Bubbleman.EXE is in play, place a Quote token on him. Tap the target creature.

Rockbuster 3
Artifact - Equipment C
Equip 2 (2: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card comes into play unattached and stays in play if the creature leaves play.)
Equipped creature gets +2/ +2 and gains "2G: this creature gains trample until end of turn."

Angry Fangirl 3R
Creature - Fanatic C
All male creatures cost 5 to attack, and cost 6 to untap.
3/3

Glomp G
Enchantment C
2: Put a 'glomp token' on Talec. Each glomp token gives Talec +1/+1.

HAWT Fangirl 2R
Instant C
Male creatures cannot attack, block, or use Ability for 3 turns.
"Wow... why are they standing so still and avoiding me?"

Dare 2BU
Instant C
Switch control of two target permanents you control with three target opponent controls. You take 5 damage.

Somewhere
Nonbasic Land C
T2GUB: put three colorless navi tokens into play. Treat these tokens as 1/1 artifact creatures with "3, Sacrifice this creature: destroy target creature."

Be Somewhere 3G
Sorcery C
Take one copy of Somewhere from your hand put it into your deck, then search your deck for two copies of Be Somewhere, put those cards in your hand. Shuffle your deck.

WWW BBB
Creature - Evil Orginaztion C
T: Destroy target creature unless it's controller pays 1.
When WWW is sent to your graveyard from play, return it to your hand.
0/1

Winamp Ad 1GGG
IRC Sorcery C
Target a Creature you control. It produces a Winamp Ad. Starting with you, both players choose a creature they control who gain a copy of any ability on the orignal target. Other players must pay GG in order to copy this ability.

!list 6B
Sorcery C
Look at each opponents hand, and take 2 cards total from any combo of hands, adding them to your own hand.

Mischannel 2UU
Sorcery C
Tap up to three creatures. Draw a card.

Secret Orgy UUU
Instant C
If target player is not looking at the play area, draw X cards. X is equal to the number of creatures in play.

Peer 2UUU
Legendary Creature - Beast C
For each creature that comes in play, flip two coins. If both are heads, return that creature to its owner's hand.
3/4

Ping 1UUBBB
Legendary Creature - Mutant C
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, place a ping counter on a creature. At the end of each player's turn, flip a coin. If you win, return all creatures with ping counters back to their owner's hands.
2/3

Netsplit 3UU
Instant C
Both players choose and return up to half the creatures in play to their hand.

Internet Drama 4RRR
Sorcery C
All creatures gain +5/-5 and Trample (If this creature would deal enough combat damage to its blockers to destroy them, you may have it deal the rest of its damage to defending player.) until end of turn.

n00b 2W
Creature - Moron C
When n00b comes into play all players may search thier librarys for any Admin cards and put them into play. While any Admin is in play, n00b gets -5/-4, and all Admins gain trample until this creature is destroyed. When this creature is destroyed, remove it from play.
5/5

Highlight W
Instant C
Untap target creature.

... 0
Instant C
Discard this card for no effect.
"..."

Godmode 1
Instant C
Search your deck for 7 lands of your choice and put them into play, all of your mana used for this turn may be untapped once. All of your creatures get +5/+5
At the end of your turn, sacrifice all lands you control.

Registered Nick 2GW
Enchantment C
All IRC Users are Legendary.

46 cards in all.
Comments? Suggestions? Complaints?
Also, I could use suggestions for cards for Izu, Ryo, and Nobi.

[LyteBlaze]

Nice idea

You could have -

Nobi - Retrieve all cards from the graveyard or something like that XD
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[Midnight]

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You win at MtG life. Seriously.

My only gripe with the set is that it is pretty damn small, and it's hardly "Oracle-ized"; a lot of the rules text is a mixture of the 'classic' text (from before Sixth Edition) and the more modern text. Such mixtures make things...confusing.

I'd be more than happy to aid you in revising the rules text so that it is consistent with the current MtG environment.

I assume that you will be adding more channel regulars and "irregulars" to the list?
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Avatar by Spork. I very much appreciate it! <3

[Mugen.exe]

These are all terrific! I'm suprised that so many suggestions I made in the channel got in (*does stupid grin*). Seriously though, these cards are great, and there are more on the way as I hear it. I can't wait!
Great work Yuriko, you rule!
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[Dingo]

All I can say is that the flavor text will be GLORIOUS! >:D

Will we be able to add to this provided the abilities are within reason?
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[Yuriko]

Yep, most of the discution is on IRC, so if you want to suggest something new or change something it's best to talk about it there... PM me if I don't reply.

[Pyroman.EXE]

I did not see a Kai card! I wanna Kai card! XD

But meh, I got my card, so it's all good.

[Mari]

You need more admins. <<

Kicking to AMG (hey, that REO RPG idea Josu and Sketch were plotting was placed there, don't look at me like that).
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Currently fangirling Edgy Eft and mplayer1.0RC1 -- firefox 2 is just okay, those are pure awesome.

[Mari]

You need more admins. <<

Kicking to AMG (hey, that REO RPG idea Josu and Sketch were plotting was placed there, don't look at me like that).
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Currently fangirling Edgy Eft and mplayer1.0RC1 -- firefox 2 is just okay, those are pure awesome.

[XHunter17]

Im with Pyro... wheres the Kai card? heck wheres the Planty Card...
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[NotJim]

More cards are gonna be added later, I think. XD

(gives Yuriko more ideas in PM)
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[Nenji]

Oooh! Those are great, I want to be a card too!
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Previously known as "HiKaizer"

[Yuriko]

UPDATES!!!

The following Keywords have been changed:
X, Kick:Remove target permanent from the game and put X delay counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a delay counter from all permanents removed from the game this way. When a permanent has no delay counters on it, return it to play under its owner's control.

The following cards have been changed:
PlaguedOne may now block as though he had flying.

NotJim 2WW
If Spork-Queen is in play, you may play NotJim without paying his mana cost.
Haste
NotJim can only be blocked by creatures with flying.
When NotJim deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from your deck. If you do, discard a card from your hand.
NotJim gets +3/-1 for every other instance of "Jim". (This may be on name, description type, flavour, or artist text.)
2/3

NEW CARDS:

Spork-Queen W/B W/B
Creature - IRC User UC
If NotJim is in play, you may play Spork-Queen without paying her mana cost.
2: Spork-Queen gets +2/-1 until end of turn.
2, T: Spork-Queen deals X damage to target creature, where X is Spork-Queen's power.
1/3

Midnight 2UR
Creature - IRC User UC
T: Draw a card, then discard a card. Then choose a card at random from your graveyard and shuffle it into it's owner's library.
XYUR: Flip X coins. If you win exactly Y flips, choose one: Draw X+Y cards, or Midnight deals X-Y damage to all other Users.
"e^i*pi + 1 = 0. Any questions?" 1/2

Synchro-kun 2GU
Creature - IRC User Fanatic UC
1G: place 1 Sinky Token in play (this token is treated as a 2/1 G/U, creature. If Synchro-kun is destroyed they are destroyed as well).
2U: Draw one card, and return one permanent in play to its owner's hand.
"Oh look! Head-explodey!" 2/4

Azureman 2UB
Creature - IRC User, Music Hunter UC
1UB: Both players draw a card. 2B: Search your deck for and card with a casting cost of 1B, and place it into your hand.
3/3

Akihara City
Legendary Land Rare
X: Search your deck for a creature with a converted mana cost of X, put that creature into play. Any player may use this ability, use this ability only once per turn.
1: Regenerate Akihara City.

Poochy.EXE 2WWUU
Creature - IRC User UC
Protection from Instants
UU, T: Poochy.EXE deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
WW, T: You gain 5 life.
6/4

Trigger Counter 6
Artifact Rare
When Trigger Counter comes into play, each player choses a number.
Whenever any other effect than of Trigger Counter's goes onto the stack, place a trigger counter on Trigger Counter.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if a player's chosen number matches the number of counters on Trigger Counter, you
may gain X life, where X is the number of counters on Trigger Counter.
1: Remove a trigger counter from Trigger Counter. Any player may use this ability.
"Don't abuse the trigger!"

HiKaizer 3RR
Creature - IRC User UC
Provoke
XX,T: HiKaizer deals X damage to target creature or player.
5/3

Channel Ambassador 2UUU
Creature - IRC User Rare
Amplify 2
UU, T: Channel Ambassador deals damage to target creature equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
1/1

Wankplosion BBRR
Instant Rare
All other players are dealt 2 damage.
All creatures get +2/-2 until end of turn.

Nickserv 3
Artifact UC
If Nickserv is in play, the legend rule does not apply. Instead, if two legends are in play at the same time, the one that
has been in play for the shortest time is returned to its owner's hand. If both of the legends have been in play at exactly
the same time, both return to their owner's hands.
3: Target IRC User is indestructible until end of turn.
"I... AM... NOT... A... ROBOT..."

Moderated Channel 3WWWW
Enchantment UC
As long as Moderated Channel is in play, all IRC Users cannot attack, block or use activated or triggered abilities.
Admins and Mods get +1/+0.

Spammer's Boon R
Enchantment - Aura C
Enchant Creature.
Spammer's Boon may only enchant creatures you control.
Enchanted creature gets +1/-2.
When Spammer's Boost goes into a graveyard from play, return it to its owner's hand.

Idle Chatter W
Sorcery C
All creatures get -1/-0 until end of turn.

Spoiler 3BBB
Sorcery Rare
Put a 7/5 black Demon creature token with fear named Spoiler into play. You lose 10 life.
"ASDGSDFHSGSDG NOOOOOOO TEH SPOILERZ!!!!!!1111one"

Ban Evasion UB
Instant C
Target creature you control is unblockable until end of turn. At end of turn, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.

Channel Flood 1RRWW
Instant UC
Roll a six-sided die twice. All creatures get +X/+X and -Y/-Y until end of turn, where X is the value of the first roll and Y
is the value of the second roll.
"> Totally
> ;_____;
> ...>_>
> o/
> WTF?
> zomg!"

Lurk 1U
Instant C
Target creature can't be the target of spells and abilities until end of turn.

Delurk 1B
Instant C
Counter target spell named Lurk.
Draw a card.
"/me highlights"

Gender Bender B
Sorcery C
Target creature switches it's gender until end of turn.

!quote U
Instant C
Place a quote counter on target creature named Bubbleman.EXE.


Alright, we still need cards for Izu, Ryo, Nobi, and ALL the Mods. If you can't get on IRC, go ahead and post your ideas here.

Also, we need pictures to put on the cards so I can start showing you guys the finshed project.

[Mugen.exe]

I like the new additions (Spoiler rules!), as well as the key-word changes. Akihara city... that has got to be the first land with regenerate that couldn't turn into a creature! That's just too cool!
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[Mari]

I'd suggest adding voiced users for "Moderated Channel", in case you're interested on adding that. <.<
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Currently fangirling Edgy Eft and mplayer1.0RC1 -- firefox 2 is just okay, those are pure awesome.

[Mari]

I'd suggest adding voiced users for "Moderated Channel", in case you're interested on adding that. <.<
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Currently fangirling Edgy Eft and mplayer1.0RC1 -- firefox 2 is just okay, those are pure awesome.

[Shakai]

...What is this? Is it something to do with the IRC channel? I haven't been on IRC for a few days....
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Forsake the darkness you once embraced, or the light will find no hold.
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[Pyroman.EXE]

You totally missed it... it all started with someone (I think it was Talechan) wondering if they should make an REO MtG deck. Out of nowhere from just about all of us we immediately began spewing card ideas, it was really funny.

Too bad you missed it.

[NotJim]

Perhaps edit the top post to reflect most recent changes? It'll be a lot easier to follow that way.
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[Shakai]

[Sketch]

Magic the Gathering. It's a card game.
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[Sketch]

Magic the Gathering. It's a card game.
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[Shakai]

...OH. That MtG.

Hm...so we just post a card idea here?
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The time is come. Bid farewell to your bloodstained past.
Forsake the darkness you once embraced, or the light will find no hold.
Vanquish the dark knight! You and he are one no more!