Adver Man (23: The Search for the Chibi-Neko)

Sigma.exe · Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:50 pm Post subject:

Thanks for the feedback! Nope, I'm not yet professional, nor have I ever been. I'm just a full-time student struggling with midterms and a job that I don't like that much...sigh...I'm so tragic...
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I know the guy who lives next to me. He is a useless, good-for-nothing freeloader who sits in front of his computer all day and does nothing but eat, sleep, and ponder his mundane existence.

...Now why on earth would my neighbor say that about me?!

Kaos.exe · Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:09 pm Post subject:

Enzan's stupidity is the funniest thing to make fun of. Razz

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Roy Tanaka · Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject:

That was hilarious...Laika's seriousness is easy to manipulate, eh? Licking the back of Netto's cell phone...XD excellent update.

SamBarry · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:40 pm Post subject:

This stuff is hilarious!

Sigma.exe · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:00 pm Post subject:

Haven't posted here in such a long time...ugh...midterms SUCK!! Oh well, at long last, here's Part 8! I'm finding this fanfic to be an incredible challenge...just maintaining constant slapstick humor is a taxing feat in itself! (Nod with me if ya'll can relate.) Some Stream spoilers around here...read on if this won't take away from the experience.

The Metool Five is a group I based very loosely on the Homunculus group in Full Metal Alchemist. SPOILER!! The Homunculi are named after the Deadly Sins. (End spoiler.) So I decided to create a bunch of Metools named after another bunch of emotions, ones that better serve the comical needs of this fanfic: Happy, Slappy, Hungry, Grumpy, and Dopey. Hope ya'll likies!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2338812/8/
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I know the guy who lives next to me. He is a useless, good-for-nothing freeloader who sits in front of his computer all day and does nothing but eat, sleep, and ponder his mundane existence.

...Now why on earth would my neighbor say that about me?!

Roy Tanaka · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject:

XD

I was afraid I missed some updates, to tell the truth. Didn't though. ^_^

Anyway, that was really hilarious! Slur with the sailors...just RULED. Another great chapter.

Rex · Net Battler Age: 35 Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 97

This is the best and hilarious chapter of all, and the Slur with the sailors part was the best, keep going Laughing

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Elizabeth · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:07 pm Post subject:

Heck, Slur just giving a slideshow presentation was funny.

I love this fic!

Sigma.exe · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:28 pm Post subject:

Before I have to go back to school, here's Part 9! No spoilers here, just a little trip to the Metool Village to find the Filthy Five Adver Mets. Without further ado, part 9: The Village of the Metools!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2338812/9/
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I know the guy who lives next to me. He is a useless, good-for-nothing freeloader who sits in front of his computer all day and does nothing but eat, sleep, and ponder his mundane existence.

...Now why on earth would my neighbor say that about me?!

Azuregore · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:19 pm Post subject:

...all our base are belong to him. Interesting. XD
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Credit to Rahaga Kaita for the sig, and InnerRayg for the HALO 2 sprites! =)

Sigma.exe · Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:37 pm Post subject: PART 10: Histories Revealed

Whoopie fraggin' doo!

End of midterm season, and my first ever writer's block is over. Reintroducing myself after a long absence...I am Sigma.exe, Corruptor of Fanfiction. If y'all don't mind, I'm gonna segue into a little side-story about Enzan's romantic past. Some Out-of-Character may be present here, but considering the circumstances, it's hardly unrealistic. So...prepare for the juicy gossip of part 10!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2338812/10/
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I know the guy who lives next to me. He is a useless, good-for-nothing freeloader who sits in front of his computer all day and does nothing but eat, sleep, and ponder his mundane existence.

...Now why on earth would my neighbor say that about me?!

May · Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:53 pm Post subject:

A great chapter. Very interesting, and I can't wait for the group to get on to Adver Man ^^; The though of Enzan getting married is a little strange, but hey ^_~

WarpObscura · Net Battler Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 87

Wow, your tale rocks as usual. The Slur parts were very amusing too.
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Sigma.exe · Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:49 pm Post subject:

Yet another chapter in the great saga of Adver Man, who appreciates all the positive encouragement his presence in this fanfic has generated. To all readers, he extends his greatest thanks...and makes a bold return, with the first of his five Mets! A little warning: Enzan's dad appears in this one, and a bad case of parental beating and anal-ism he is! Be prepared for some of Enzan's disturbing childhood memories...nothing you wouldn't expect from a jerk like Mr. Ijuin anyway.

Also, the history behind Enzan's marriage engagement to Kristen is revealed. It's a bit long for the sake of character development...but come on, does Kristen deserve anything less?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2338812/11/

UPDATE!! In case you feel you missed anything, you can always refer to the first post in this thread, where all chapters are listed in order with "lead-in" summaries for you to view.
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I know the guy who lives next to me. He is a useless, good-for-nothing freeloader who sits in front of his computer all day and does nothing but eat, sleep, and ponder his mundane existence.

...Now why on earth would my neighbor say that about me?!

Azuregore · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:39 am Post subject:

Hehe..

"Which do you like the most? Snobby girls or video games?"

"...VIDEO GAMES!"

XD
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Credit to Rahaga Kaita for the sig, and InnerRayg for the HALO 2 sprites! =)

May · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:42 am Post subject:

Another hilarious chapter =) I'm really beginning to enjoy the flow of the story. All your base are belong to us~

Sigma.exe · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:32 pm Post subject:

Thanks, Azuregore, WarpObscura, Elizabeth, May, Roy Tanaka...aw heck, the whole happy family! Rest assured, the laughs WILL keep on coming. That said, I'd like to ask every reader a question.

Have you ever felt a moment in your life when you suddenly felt like giving up all hope of ever becoming smarter? A moment where you tossed your textbooks aside and shouted like Mark Twain's legendary Huckleberry Finn: "Well as long as I'm in, and in for good, I may as well go HO HO!!"

In other words, a moment where you felt like just abandoning all rational thought...and just enjoy a temporary lapse in intelligence, even for a fleeting moment. Then meet...Dopey the Metool! (I should warn you this fic gets seriously emotional later on, and is a slight departure from my usual style...read on if you're ready, but you'd better have a tissue handy, because even I shed a little tear writing this.)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2338812/12/
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I know the guy who lives next to me. He is a useless, good-for-nothing freeloader who sits in front of his computer all day and does nothing but eat, sleep, and ponder his mundane existence.

...Now why on earth would my neighbor say that about me?!

May · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:07 pm Post subject:

Well, concerning the way you wrote this, someone would indeed have a good chance of shedding a couple tears XD I liked it, a wonderful and very dramatic chapter. Can't wait for the next Met to come~

Sigma.exe · Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:12 am Post subject:

It's time for part 13...the unluckiest...and strangest chapter of all! Time to go back into a comedy perspective. Doubtless, it's pretty much necessary after the gloominess that was part 12...

And guess what? It's SERENADE!! No gender debates, please...although for the purpose of this chapter, she's a girl. So read on...and please, I also accept constructive criticism! So don't be afraid to poke me when you need to. Also, Slappy is a potty-mouth, so what this ep lacks in spoilers...it makes up for in censors!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2338812/13/
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I know the guy who lives next to me. He is a useless, good-for-nothing freeloader who sits in front of his computer all day and does nothing but eat, sleep, and ponder his mundane existence.

...Now why on earth would my neighbor say that about me?!