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Midnight
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| Unknown Neo wrote: | | Wow you heard of Big Rigs? Now that is a horrible game maybe not E.T. bad but bad none the less. (There's a dump in new mexico full of the game.) |
You mean that game reviewed on X-Play where trucks fall through solid bridges, trucks go off of the terrain and back on, and a wholly dysfunctional racing concept?
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Horoko
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Tis a sad day when game producers forget to put AI in their game...
*Trucks full of Big Rigs games drives away*
"Okay! Take care...CRAP we forgot to put AI in the games..." |
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Meta
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| HeatShadow wrote: | | Easily Star Fox Adventures. Rare tried to make it Star Fox and Zelda at the same time and failed on both aspects. First off, combat is absolute crap. With very little actually useful ways of damaging enemies, battles become nothing more than button mashers. And the later, shielded enemies who could only be hurt after they lowered their shields (which was, say, once every five minutes) were needlessly frustrating. The adventure was mearly a collection of going through a series of mini-dungeons, playing mini-games, and partaking in boring, repetetive, mini-fetch quests. Putting up with Tricky was often more trouble than it was worth, and the amount of forced emotion that was displayed in the cutscenes in regards to him were silly. The number of plotholes and dissapointments was staggering. Why, for example, did Fox hear Crystal speaking in the dino language, even after he'd used the translator, then hear her speak English when he freed her later? And why the build-up with General Scales when you never even fight him? Why does Fox abandon his blaster under orders to keep violence to a minimum, then proceed to beat the crap out of every enemy solider he finds? And WHY were the flight-shooter levels so pathetic?! This is a Star Fox game, for pete's sake! |
I´m afraid I have to agree. That game´s only strong point were the beautiful graphics and detailed textures, besides the music, maybe. But those controller/button-unfriendly tasks were too much. I seriously worried about my A-button´s health during the test of strenght against Muscle Foot >.<
Considering it was a) A Star Fox game, and b) Rareware, it was a double disappointment. Sadly.
Another absolutely pointless game.. was Barbie-something for the old Gameboy. All you did was running through some stages with no enemies, collecting some gems I think, and play some memory minigames afterwards to get that dollface a dress. Worst licence-game ever. (And no, I didn´t own it. Scary thought XD) |
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ForteGS.exe
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DragonballZ Legacy of Goku - Animations were nice and all, but the game was just too damn short. I beat it in less than 30 minutes.
Rockman exe 4.5 - Would have been a great game if you could control your navi yourself and without the day system. |
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Josh
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That game where a frog on this thing you hit the thing with the mallet I don't know the name but I give a -5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 
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Josh
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| ForteGS.exe wrote: | DragonballZ Legacy of Goku - Animations were nice and all, but the game was just too damn short. I beat it in less than 30 minutes.
Rockman exe 4.5 - Would have been a great game if you could control your navi yourself and without the day system. |
Legacy of Goku wasn't bad I beat it in a hour though.
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Luigi's Mansion.
Dear god why did I buy that game? It was the most boring thing I ever got. Sure, it was hard when you tried to get all the money you can but...seemed really really pointless. The first five minutes are fun, the next five hours are awful. |
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memnarch6
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NRA Varmint Hunter.
The name itself is weird enough, but this one line in the disclaimer takes the cake:
"...so that you can work the dog town to achieve stimulating shooting."
Let me repeat this.
"Work the dog town."
"To achieve"
"Stimulating"
"Shooting"
... -.-
I learn all of the bad games through X-Play for some reason...
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| Legend of Zelda:The wand of Gamelon. No game can't beat that horrible excuse for a zelda game. |
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Azureman.EXE
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Any Dragonball Z/Yuyu Hakusho game made by Atari.
They have pretty graphics and follow the storylines pretty well, but the controls on all of them suck. Especially in the Budokai games. Every character plays like every other friggin character!
I'd rather play Legend of the Super Saiyajin any day... At least that one lets you beat on Kai-ou. :puku:
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Midnight Critic, you watch X-Play too? It's not that bad, alittle immature sometimes.
Josh that was ribbet king where you play frolf (frog golf).
memnarch6 You too huh? I also like their weird game segment.
Issac Matthews that's one of those games doesn't technically exist because it's so bad, it's like the virtual boy. But that doesn't exist either.  |
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Midnight
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Well, it is logical. Since memnarch and I are under the same roof and we only have one satellite system, then whatever one watches, so must the other. Yes, we like X-Play's harsh criticisms of the games they review. Sure it's a bit rough around the edges, but it usually doesn't fail to make me laugh.
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Pong and Tetris, because they suck compared to the video games now. 
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Azureman.EXE
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Ah, you only say that because you're young.
Tetris = Best game EVER.
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Midnight
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Indeed. Tetris was the first true addictive game.
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protoboy05
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| Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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Hey I'm young and I like tetris.It's addictive.
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SaitoRockman
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Yeah, I agree that Big Rigs and E.T are HORRIBLE!!
But you all forgot to mention:
Billy Bob's: Huntin' & Fishin'
Now THAT game was made ONLY to make you laugh and SUFFFFFEEERRRRR at the same time! At one point, when you are "fishing" you go to the bottom of the map in the creek. You know what I found? I SAW A FRIGGIN' DINOSAUR!!! HONESTLY, WHAT THE HELL WAS MIDWAY THINKING?!?!
And the game sucks in general. Heck, it is actually REQUIRED that anyone who ever wants to play this game, don't feel bad for getting a ROM of it. Actually, you're doing the right thing if you do. I hated this game so much, I smashed it into pieces and ATE the game chip!! (It wasn't that bad tasting, by the way.) |
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i voted ps1's men in black. based on the movie. i find the controls lousy. and later on i found out that the game is too short.
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