Best Humour Joke

Crimson Seiko · Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:43 am Post subject:

I would be too... when they're that lame.
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shadow36128 · Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 26

My favorite is the hotel one from EXE 4:

Rock: 3 men decided to get a hotel room for one night. The room cost 30 Zenny, so they each paid 10 Zenny. Later, the clerk realized he overcharged them, so he gives the bellboy 5 Zenny to give back to them. The bellboy realizes that he can't split it evenly, so he keeps 2 Zenny and gives each of the men 1 Zenny. 9 times 3 is 27 Zenny, plus the 2 Zenny that the bellboy kept is 29 Zenny. What happened to the other Zenny?

Netto: That's weir... Wait, what's so funny about that?

Rock: The look on your face!

Another good one:

Rock: Did you hear about Yai's origami store?

Netto: No what happened to it?

Rock: It folded.

Netto: One more like that, and I'm pulling out your batteries!

Crimson Seiko · Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:54 am Post subject:

OK... now you guys are just posting the same jokes that have already been posted multiple times earlier in the topic... and people are requesting jokes that are also already up. Re-read the previous posts, dudes...

Besides... there's a Humor program in BN5. Why doesn't someone post some jokes from that?
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shadow36128 · Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 26

I reposted them because they weren't posted the same way before, I got them as close to as in the game as I could. And about EXE 5 jokes, it would get a little old to see so many white blocks.

Crimson Seiko · Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:32 am Post subject:

White blocks? I don't follow...
Eh... and they don't really need to be verbatim to still be funny... unless whatever typo the other people made completely ruined the joke, but I got them all (sans that deer one, but it was quickly corrected)...
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shadow36128 · Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 26

White boxes as in spoiler boxes. If it's from EXE 5, it has to be spoiler marked. Besides, half of the people here have never played EXE 5.

Crimson Seiko · Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:50 pm Post subject:

That's a bit silly. It's stupid, pointless jokes... not crucial plot points. Besides, I say white blocks are better than 3 more pages of the exact same jokes we've already heard... EXE5 has a "Chivalry" program too, with some of MegaMan's more "profound" and "philosophical" thoughts... and some of those are really funny too. And none of those have spoilers... so post some of those.
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hobbit_hunter · Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:47 am Post subject:

Jokes huh? Well I haven't seen any jokes yet, but I think the funniest thing I had to see was in BN1 when you try to get into the metro-line before its open. Rockman says something along the lines of "you can't go in yet, it's not done!" but its in absolutly horribly engrish. My friend and I sat for ten minutes trying to figure it out Laughing

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ComicX6 · Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:28 am Post subject:

A Chivalry program did you say? Whereabouts did you find it?
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ForteGS.exe · Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:15 pm Post subject:

BN5 humor joke.
*MM* = Invisible Megaman

MM: Look! Look, Lan! Invisibl! Hiii-Ya!(turns invisible) Whaddya think?
Lan: Wow. Anyway, what are we doing today?
MM: I said, Invisbl! Hiii-Ya! (turns invisible)
Lan: Yeah, I saw it the first time. Anyway, I think I'm going to go over to Higsby's...
*MM*: ..... *Sighn*
Lan: Megaman! Let's go to Higsby's!
*MM*: .....
Lan: Megaman.....?
*MM*: Hmph. Guess you don't care if you can see me or not! Whatever, Dude!
Lan: Hey! Megaman!
(I Press L again)
*MM*: .....
Lan: Hey Megaman!
*MM*:..........
Lan: Megaman! HELLO? Uh... Hi! How are you....... Your majesty?
*MM*: Fine, my servant. ....... Huh?
Lan: Heh heh heh
*MM*: I can't believe i fell for that!
(I press L once again)
*MM*: Well.... Let's head over to Higsby's, Lan!
Lan: How long are you planning to act like this?
*MM*:.... Until my soul is healed!
Lan: ..... Okay, then try this chip. It'll heal your soul.
*MM*: RECOVERY! Huh?
Lan: Ha, ha
*MM*: I can't believe i fell for that!
(I press L yet again)
*MM*: Hmph!
Lan: Okay, okay. But aren't you forgetting something? Invisibl has a time limit.
*MM*: Oops! I forgot! Guess that means that I'm getting a little visible. (random kid as face instead of megaman face)
Lan: !!!!!!!!!
MM: Hiii-Ya *MM*: That was close. What's wrong, Lan? You look a little pale.
(Presses L again >_>)
*MM*: ....
Lan: Aw, don't be so stubborn, Megaman! Now I'M getting angry! Just look! Hiii-Ya!
*Lan*: Now, we're the same, Megaman!
*MM*: No way!!!
(L again for the last time)
*???*: Battle routine, set!
*???*: Execute!!!
*???*: I think I'm going crazy, Megaman!
*???*: You ARE Megaman!
*???*: Am I?
*Lan*: I'm sorry, Megaman. This is all my fault. I promise i'll never ignore you again.
*MM*: Aw, Lan.....
**Lan and Megaman got:" Male Bonding"!!!
*Lan*: Well, back to business as usual. Hiii-Ya (back to normal)
*MM*: Ok! My Turn! Hiii-Ya! (random kid face again)
Lan: You again?
MM: Heh heh. Just kidding.

I was realy stupid, and looked into the items/navicust parts if i realy got male bonding, lol.

Kaito The Ramen Bandit · Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:52 pm Post subject:

Everyone likes the Chaud joke
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Zodiac · Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:51 pm Post subject:

They should have actually included a Male Bonding item as a secret item. It didn't even have to do anything. It just should have been in there. But a secret quest involving Male Bonding as a key item and giving it to some friends who were having problems to get, I don't know, and Angst program to make Rockman recite Goth Poetry would have been fun.

Rock: Oh crimson pixels,
Weeping from my eyes.
A Mettaur's helm,
Guard me from my agony.

Netto: Are you listening to Evanescence?

That would have been fun.
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CrossFusionStarman · Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:02 pm Post subject:

I love the shademan one. I also like the one about hairstyles. I think it goes something like this:

rockman:I've been thinking about changing my hairstyle
Netto:Really? How do you want it?
Rockman:Something like this:
*A really ugly mugshot appears*
Netto:Aah! That's horrible!
Rockman:I was just kidding!
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Enzan Chaud · Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:14 am Post subject:

Chivalry is ultimatly better than humor >_>

Megaman: The truly strong person...has to come to terms with his weakness...
*bring*
Lan: It's the Phone
Dex: Lan, it's me!
Lan: Dex! What's up?
Dex: Um...I felt... I'm feeling kind of macho, I guess.
Megaman: I knew it! He's picking up on my vibe! Follow me, Dex!
Dex: Yessir
Lan: Where the heck are you going!?
---
Megaman: You send the battlechips, I fire 'em.......BAM! Bad guy falls. Piece 'a cake.
Lan: Cooool! Do it again! Do it again!
Megaman: Uh, sure... BAM! bad guy falls.
Lan: Aiiiiiieee!!!
Megaman: That's my Lan! Lan!? LAN!!!!
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And the best:
Megaman: People have legs for a reason. Problems are solved in steps.
Lan: Yeah...I guess so

Okay...so that last one wasn't too funny...but it was macho and true...and it's funny that way? Razz

chivalry gives some good advice and blunt statements XD
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Crimson Seiko · Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:06 am Post subject:

FusionDragon2099 · Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:01 am Post subject:

DanSidney · Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:52 pm Post subject:

Chivalry is strangely big for being a just-for-fun item, you know? Can it influence the game somehow like the EvilSoul and Humour programs in BN3?
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Crimson Seiko · Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:25 pm Post subject:

You apparently missed that twang of hyperbolic sarcasm in my message, FusionDragon2099... >_>

Yeah, I also wondered why Chivarly takes up so much friggin space... the description is really vague too... "Become macho!" What?
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shadow36128 · Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Posts: 26

Maybe it gives you 1.5x damage, because you're all macho and stuff. That would be awesome....

Rockman.EXE · Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:53 pm Post subject:

I love this one!! Laughing

(in HUMOR)

Rock: GoodNight Netto.

Netto: What are you talking about? Its not time to go to bed yet!

Rock with Evil face: (Too Bad)

Netto: What was that?

Rock: ah..Um..Nothing!

Navi: Hey Rockman! you coming to the big Party Tonight?

Rock with Evil face: SHHH! youre too early!

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Heres another!

Rock: Im like So Cool!....its funny too act like that sometimes.

Netto: eh..Not really.

Rock: *sob*
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