Dog, Navi, and Angel Lifestyles *Last chapter. WAH!!*

[ChibiForte]

Okay, I accidentally spammed and the old one was locked, -.- so here's the sequel to From The Life Of...:

Gospel.EXE Leashed!!!!(Literally!)

A Rockman.EXE Fanfiction

Caution: Language Warning!(A big one too!)

Rating: somewhere from PG to R

Disclaimer:

Rockman & co. are copyright Capcom

Klonoa & co. are copyright Namco

Fuyuki is copyright CrossFusionStarman

Trill, Lauren, Minarai, and Ralph are copyright Me

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Chapter 1:
The Sad Insanity of It All!!!!

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FORTE

Oh, the sad insanity of it all.

I was apparently knocked out with a blunt object, which turned out to be a rubber chicken.

Trill told me I was no longer an independent navi, that my programming was rewritten.

Moreover, that Trill, she will pay, for making me feel even a split second of emotion!

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CONVERSATION BETWEEN ROCKMAN, NETTO, AND TRILL

“Trill!!!”

“No.”

“I swear to God, I WILL tell Lauren!”

“About what?”

“Uh, everything!!!”

“It doesn’t matter if you will or not.”

*LONG SILENCE*

“And I’m still not letting you go.”

*TRILL SMIRKS*

*ROCK GROANS LOUDLY*

“ARRRRGGGH!!!!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!”

*ROCK YANKS ON A LEASH*

*TRILL LAUGHS*

“Wait a minute……”

*ROCK GIVES TRILL EVIL GRIN*

*TRILL’S WOLF-EARS TWITCH*

“NETTO-KUN!!!!! WAAAHHH!!!!”

"What the hell's whining to netto-kun gonna do?"

*NETTO-KUN GRABS ROCK’S PET AND LOOKS AT IT*

“Ohmigosh Trill, what the hell are you doing to poor Rockman??”

*TRILL’S EARS FLATTEN*

“Well, I had some spare time on my hands, and this leash…uh.…”

*TRILL POINTS TO ROCK’S NECK WHERE NETTO SEES A DOG COLLAR WITH A LEASH ATTACHED TO IT ON HIS NAVI*

“………help me Netto-kun!!!!”

<What can I do?>

*NETTO SNICKERS*

*NETTO SNORTS*

NETTO STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AND PUTS ROCK’S PET BACK IN its HOLDER*

“Ya know Rockman, I think that the red contrasts really nicely with all the shades of blue that you are!”

*NETTO WALKS AWAY*

“NETTO-KUN!!!!!!! NETTO!!!!! COME BACK NETTO!!!!!”

*ROCK SNIFFLES*

*ROCK SOBS*

“I’M SERIOUS NETTO!!!!”

*ROCK SOBS AGAIN*

“NETTO!!!!!!”

"See? Whad'd I tell ya?"

"Oh, shove it Trill."

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ROCKMAN

Stupid Trill!!!!

No matter how much I try, this stupid leash won’t come off!!!!

She tied it to a wooden stump in Netto’s computer!

(I didn't even know that it was possible for wooden stumps to be in computers!)

Jeez!

This is the tightest knot in the net!!!

Dammit Trill, I may look like a dog, but I am not one!!!!

I would’ve been a lot less mad if Blues didn’t come by, stare at me, and ask,

“Nya?”

I fumed and answered,

“Shut the hell up, ‘Cat-Boy’!”

His tail twitched and he walked away finishing the conversation with,

“Okie dokie, I see you point.”

***

LAUREN

I sent Trill into the Undernet to train for a while, and in the meantime, I’m getting ready for this upcoming festival starting at 7:00.

I’m wearing the prettiest green Kimono that not even Enzie-chan can resist!!!!

Trill is again, like last time, going with Blues.

The two of them still have some problems, but that’s why at least a million years ago they invented handcuffs, right?

I think Enzie’s mad at me cuz I handcuffed him last time, and now he’s pretty much a cat…..not that I have a problem with it; because he’s cute that way, right?

Uh, right!

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Yeps, that's chapter one, but because I'm bord and that one was short, here's chapter 2!

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Chapter 2:
A Little Bit of Ceremony Madness!!!!

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ENZAN

Ugh, the hour I’ve been dreading.

I promised Lauren I would meet her at the end of the block at exactly 6:50, the time it is right now.

I quickly looked in the nearest mirror, grabbed Blues, and dashed out the door.

Blues asked,

“Ne?”

***

ENZAN

As expected, Lauren was waiting for me at the end of the block.

When she saw Blues and me, her entire face glowed as she smiled happily.

My heart fluttered a little as I caught up to her and said weakly,

“Nya- …I mean, hi.”

She exclaimed,

“Enzie and Bluesie-chan!!!!”

Trill waved at Blues and me from her PET. I could hear Blues…purring(??) as he greeted Trill, saying,

“…um, hi, Trill.”

Lauren giggled and asked, “Soooooo, uh, should we get going?”

I was surprised she didn’t leash me or something.

I asked,

“Ne? You’re not handcuffing me this time?”

She nodded her head, saying,

“Nope, I trust you not to run away!!! Heh heh!”

Trill laughed and added,

“Same for you too, Bluesie-chan!”

***

BLUES

I’m so ashamed of myself, for even THINKING I could have a relationship with Trill!

Is this....love?

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LAUREN

As we neared the festival, we entered a dimensional area.

Our navis suddenly stood beside each other and, I could hear music playing.

In fact, it’s a song I’ve heard before, I think called “Begin The Try”.

I saw the rest of the group and we went over to join them.

I was still humming the rest of the first verse when Fuyuki looked at me, at a microphone, back at me, and then the microphone.

He grabbed the microphone and shouted,

“HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK!!! IT’S THE HUMAN AKI-CHAN!!!!!”

Every single pair of eyes at the ceremony turned to me.

I blushed and looked angrily at Fuyuki.

I ripped the microphone from him and said into it politely,

“Please, forgive me, I’m not the human Aki-chan. I think my little friend here’s losing it.”

Everyone started leaving and going back to wherever they came from,
when Enzan yanked away the microphone and shouted,

“Hey! Wait a minute!!!”

Everyone turned their attention our way and he finished,

“Sure, she’s not Aki-chan. But she’s a lot better than Aki-chan!!!”

Then Netto grabbed the microphone and added,

“She’s a lot better than Aki-chan when it comes to looks, too!!”

I could feel the blood rush to my face even more as I whined,

“Netto-kun…”

Blues nabbed it from Netto and yelled,

“AND HER NAVI’S DAMN HOT!!!!”

Trill’s face went beet red.

Everyone was starting to leave when Fuyuki yelled,

“That’s right!! Her names Kamoka Lauren, and that’s her navi, Trill!!!”

He pointed to Trill.

She laughed and said playfully,

“Oh, stop it!!!”

Everyone was standing there and Meiru came up and stated,

“Uhhhhh, you can leave us alone now.”

The crowd spread throughout the area again to continue on with the festival.

Rock sighed and said a little to loudly,

“How is the middle child always more mature??”

At the exact same time, Netto and Fuyuki punched Rock in the head,(really hard,) and they both said angrily,

“Dream on!!!”

Rock fell unconscious from the blow to the head.

(AUTHOR NOTE: Think about this
folks.

If Saito died when Netto-kun
wasn’t even born yet, or he was really young, Saito would be older.

But if Fuyuki’s 15 when Netto and Rock
are 11, it equals this:

Netto: 11

Rock: 11, older than Netto by a few months, or a year, or WHATEVER THE HELL TURNS THE FANGIRLS ON

Fuyuki: 15

Happy?

Keep reading.)

Trill ran over to his body and was about to pick it up when Roll came over there too and smacked Trill.

Trill shook her head back and forth quickly to get rid of that weird after-feeling you get when someone just smacks you.

She ran over back to Blues, and right in front of everybody, hugged him, then saying,

“Doesn’t matter, I’ve got a cute boyfriend, you meanie!”

Swooping down low with him in her arms, and kissed Blues straight on the lips in front of everyone watching.

Everybody gasped as Trill lightly lifted her lips off Blues’s.

His ears had flattened and his tail was puffed out to triple its normal size.

Rockman had waken up just before Trill kissed Blues.

Roll looked at him questioningly and his whole face turned red.

He answered angrily,

“NOT ON YOUR LIFE.”

She snorted and lied,

“I wasn’t even thinking about that, you jerk!”

He looked away and his ears drooped.

Roll’s tail twitched as she walked back to Meiru’s side.

Rock snorted and laughed then said to himself, “Heh heh, Roll’s infected with, MONKEY DNA!!!”

Blues looked at Trill frightened.

His left ear twitched as he grabbed Enzan’s PET, and veered around so his back was facing everybody.

He dashed off and out of sight.

Enzan screamed, “BLUES!!!!! BLUES!!!!! COME BACK BLUES!!!!!!”


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I'm postinmg 3 also cuz I feel like it.

Chapter 3:
Come Back Blues!!!

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ENZAN

I ran as fast as my little legs could go and yelled,

“BLUES!!! BLUES-SAMA!!!”

I neared him and as I came close enough, made a lunge for him.

I grabbed him by the head and he pulled away, escaping, leaving me with his helmet in my hands.

Trill grabbed the helmet and blasted it until there was nothing left of it.

She sobbed and cried, “It doesn’t matter, and he’s never coming back anyway!!!!!”

She howled, just like a wolf, practically splitting the air.

I turned away from everyone else, and said in a shaky voice, “You bastard, Trill. You filthy little bitch.”

I could feel everyone’s stares piercing into me.

***

BLUES

I dashed as fast as I could to get away.

I could never again face her after what she did.

I thought to myself, <The dimensional area only covers a small area. Where am I supposed to go?>

<Blues? Blues? Can you hear me? Where‘d ya go, Kitty-chan?>

Kitty?

There’s only one person I know who calls me that.

Trill.

I blocked out her telepathy.

She kept continuing on.

<Kitty, I’m really sorry. I truly am. Enzan-sama misses you already, and so does everyone else. Kitty? Are you getting this, Kitty?>

I shook my head in disgust and thought, <What a lunatic. I’d never come back, even if my life depended on it.>

Like she was reading my mind, she thought, <Please? Kitty, I promise it’ll never happen again.>

I thought back to her, <Too late. The damage has already been done. There’s no turning back now.>

***

LAUREN

It had been at least 2 and ½ hours before we found Blues.

He was standing by the edge of the dimensional area. It was easy to spot his long, silver hair from here.

***

TRILL

I ran up to Blues and yelled, “Kitty!!!” I threw my arms around him.

***
BLUES

Trill threw her arms around me and whispered softly in my ear, “Gomen, Kitty. Gomen ne sai.”

She then pulled herself away and explained to me gently, “I thought I lost you, Blues.”

Then she pulled something out. It was a silver bell attached to a red ribbon.

She walked a little behind me, and tied it lightly on my tail.

She looked me straight in the eyes and told me, “Because…”

then she walked back over to my tail, jingled the bell, and continued,

“…you’re the prettiest kitty I’ve ever seen.” she hugged me, and rested her head facedown on my shoulder.

I could hear her start to cry as she finished,

“I never want to lose you again. Now, when I‘m looking for you, I’ll listen for the bell.”

I could feel the blood rushing to my face as I sighed, and looked at her angrily.

I untied the bell, and asked her, “Do you really think I would wear this?? I’m not your pet, you know! I have a free will of my own, and it‘s not yours to control!!!”

Her ears drooped and her tail sagged as she turned away.

I could hear her hardly whisper, “Gomen, Blues, gomen ne sai.”

(AUTHORS NOTE:
Gomen means sorry,
while
Gomen ne sai
means
I’m very sorry.)

I smiled to myself and held the bell close to me and my tail curled halfway around my body.

I whispered softly in my thoughts, <Forgiven Trill, forgiven.>

Hey, where’s my helmet?! I only had 1 of those!!!

I looked over at Trill and asked, “Where’s my helmet??”

She giggled nervously.

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[Kupo.EXE]

Holy...freakin...crap.

I dunno what this has to do with gospelpants but this is freakin hilarious

[Haly K]

Funny yet random. Random yet funny. I like it! :D Can't wait to see Klonoa.
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[CrossFusionStarman]

Gospel comes in around chapter 3, I think. I'll ask her. Still, nice random writing, ChibiForte. You the comedic one of the family ^^. Write more! Although I think Trill is abusing Rockman a little too much.
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SERAS VICTORIA OWNS MY SOUL

[ChibiForte]

Doy, Trill's supposed to be abusive to Rockman! Well, of course, only until Katya and Cyclone come in, anyway...

And now, a word I haven't said in a while: FEEP!

Gospel comes in soon. And so does Klonoa! WOOT! *glomps Klonoa*

Klonoa: Help...me...

I'm on my parents' computer right now, currently NOT having my fanfic on it. I'll post chapter whatever-the-heck-it-is tomorrow maybe.

PS: Kupo, you don't have to properly address me if it kills your hand. Feel free to call me Christina, because that's my real name. That goes for everyone else here at REO also!
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[Haly K]

Ok! I'll be waiting! :D
BTW, have you read my FanFic yet? It's already done! :O
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[ChibiForte]

Weee! okies chapter whatever-the-hell I was supposed to post will be coming soon! Stick around 'till then folks! Feep!

EDIT: I'm posting chapter 3½ now!

Chapter 3½ :
But The Fanfic MUST Go On!!!

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STARMAN

Yo, what up Detroit? No, this is not that freakish song, Bitch Please, so I won’t talk like that.

And you rappers, please, get a real job. Please.
I promise, I’ll come to your house and beat you down with your own shoe.

(Huge Reno 911 reference there, people.)

Oh, holy shit!

Did I say that?

Me?


Anyway, this festival we’ve been at is pretty awesome.

I’m with Slur, my girlfriend, no bad organizations to screw this up, nobody’s having bitchfights over anyone, and every fangirl on earth gets to see Blues without a helmet permanently.

Oh, you think it’s all going swell, huh? Well you’re damn right.


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BLUES

It has gotten dark out now and a bunch of assholes that brought illegal fireworks over to Akihara is launching them.

Trill grabbed my poor arm(which its circulation has most likely been cut off by now,) and exclaimed, “Bluesie-chan!!! Lookie!!!”

She pointed to the sky.

I hugged her tightly and answered, “I know!”

We sat down on the flooring of the dimensional area, still looking at the lit-up sky.

Only a few feet away Lauren was latched on to Enzan, as usual.

I happened to look over at their tails. Enzan’s cat tail was wrapped around Lauren’s wolf tail.

I softly poked Trill and whispered, “Trill, look at Lauren and Enzan.”

She glanced over at them and giggled, stating, “Love is cute, isn’t it?” She gave me a small kiss on my cheek.

I put my arm around her shoulder, replied, “Yeah.” and pulled her into a hug.

She asked, “So…uh, about earlier….er, uh……am I forgiven?”

I hugged her tighter and answered, “Absolutely.” Trill started laughing really hard.

She pointed out Rockman and Roll.

Normally, it wouldn’t have been funny to see them together but right now they were making out with each other.

I laughed and ran over to Enzan to point out the lovebirds.

Lauren wrinkled her nose in disgust and stated, “Ugh, I always knew those 2 would end up together!”

The 4 of us laughed except for Enzan, who snorted and said seriously, “Oh, come on. That is soooooo immature!!!”


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[Haly K]

Strange... This is 3 1/2, right? So the next one is 3?
Klonoa, where art thou? Come hiether... <- Zelda reference -_-;
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[ChibiForte]

Ehh, Klonoa comes in around chapter 5, 6, or 7. Very soon. and the next chapter is 4. Thanks for reading, folks! Expect chapter 4 soon. I'm on my parents computer right now, currently NOT harboring my fanfic. See ya soon!
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[Cyclone EXE]

*twitch* There were a couple of twitchy parts in that fic so far...but it was funneh all the same!!! YAY FOR THE FUNNEH FICS THAT ARE RANDOM!!! *dances*
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[ChibiForte]

Due to Cyclone EXE's happiness and twitching, I'm posting more! PS: Sorry about this Liam, you might have to catch up once you get back from wherever you are!

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Oh shitty, we got a bit of a long chapter coming up!

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Chapter 4:
The New Member of The Group!!! Rockman and Netto Clash!!!


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TRILL

Wow, the Undernet’s a scary-looking place. I can see why Forte left it!!!

My silver-clad foot landed hard on what felt like a body.

I glanced down to see a small, pitiful looking virus. It was exactly 1 foot when it was on its four feet I guessed.

I pulled out my whip and was about to delete the scrawny half-deleted thing when a thousand thoughts flashed through my head and I hesitated.

After a couple seconds, I put my(other) whip back and knelt down to inspect the virus.

It almost looked like a dog, just a puppy at that.

As I inspected farther, I noticed it looked very similar to Gospel.

I put my hand on its head and a dark-purple stream arose from the dog’s body and dissolved in the air before my eyes.

I crouched down and put my head to its chest area.

I could still fell a faint 'heartbeat', so I lifted my head up and looked at the virus.

I slowly and carefully picked up and cradled the unconscious small body in my arms, and closed my eyes to concentrate on telepathy with Lauren.

<Lauren, can you hear me?>

Her reply was,

<Yeah, loud and clear. What’s up?>

I opened my eyes, looked at the virus, and realized Lauren was staring at me from the outside my PET.

I asked,

“Hey, Lauren, can you help me….uh, plug……out??”

She pulled out the PET’s cord, plugged it into her computer, and answered,

“You’re all set to go. Oh yeah, and that really only sounds good when your being dramatic like Netto-kun and saying,

‘Plug in!!!’

but still, whatever turns you on.”

I blushed and then concentrated on (un)plugging(??) out, and in seconds, I was back in Lauren’s computer, currently harboring Forte also.

I exclaimed,

“Forte no nii-chan, lookie!!!”

He asked,

“Huh? Oh, and, you can stop calling me your brother any time now.”

I repeatedly poked the small virus’s head, causing its eyes to open.

Forte turned around and ran up to me. His eyes grew wide in surprise.

“…Gospel?? How the hell did you get a hold of Gospel?! And why is he so fruggin* small?!”

*(A Ryouko reference! WE LOVE YOU RYOUKO!!)

I shrugged and replied, “He was just lying there unconscious in the Undernet. The ChibiAnima seems to have affected him in a slightly less bad case than we got. Since he’s technically an animal, the ‘Anima’ part hasn’t affected him. I’m checking his systems right now and the effects are permanent. Well, the chibi part of the virus anyway.”

I set the infected dog down on all fours, and he ran over to the nearest exit and crashed into Lauren’s custom-built firewall. Gospel turned at Forte and me and growled again.

I rested my head in my hands and asked myself,

<I swear I sucked all his memories out of him, and the virii part of the program too. If that purple stream wasn’t all of it, I can’t be sure how much is left!>

I accidentally was speaking in telepathy and Forte heard me.

He looked at me and asked,

“Su? Okay, Trill, what the hell is ‘su’? It‘s annoying and girlish and I DON‘T LIKE IT!!!”

I nodded intently and replied,

“Yeah, but I think I know the solution.”

He sighed and thought,

<That girl is SO stupid sometimes.>

<I HEARD THAT FORTE!!>

I screamed in my head.

***

NETTO

Sometimes I would love to think Trill is retarded, even we all know perfectly well she isn’t.

In the middle of a net battle with Blues, Trill just appeared, whipped out a leash, threw it on Rockman, and teleported away.

With my sensitive ears, I heard her say to Rock,

“Sorry, Rock-sama, I’ll explain later.”

***

TRILL

I hurried back to Lauren’s computer and said to Rock,

“Don’t look at the screen.”

He obediently turned his head away as I typed in Lauren’s password.

After I was done, I told him,

“You can turn your head back now.”

He didn’t exactly look to happy at all as I was doing this, although he was quiet the entire time.

He looked me, and his eyes seemed to say,

“What the hell are you doing?”

I frowned and 'answered',

“Gomen, Rock, gomen ne sai. My pet’s been acting up a little and since yer good with dogs, or should I say, you ARE a dog, so…yeah. I need some help.”

He sweatdropped and sighed. I walked into the computer.

Rock gaped at what he saw.

Forte had a gun locked on Gospel and was firing at the demented dog, running around the computer, screaming,

“GET BACK HERE YOU DAMNED DOG!!!!!! Oh, hey Trill, yer back.”

He stopped chasing poor Gospel, and flew over to where we were standing.

I couldn’t help but snicker.

He finished,

“Uh, no offense Rockman, but uh, why are YOU here?”

He shrugged and pointed to Trill,

(as if to say, “It’s her fault!”)

and replied, “Beats me. Ask her.”

I gladly answered all questions by saying,

“Rockman is Gospel’s cure!!!”

Rock looked instantly frightened and asked in a voice smaller than his current one,

“Why me?”

(AUTHOR’S NOTE: When I said, smaller than
his normal one, for those of you who started reading
here, here’s the scoop, poop(don't blame me, my mom says that!):

All the main characters and their navis,
(well, the main characters to ME, anyways,)

have been infected with ChibiAnima, which pretty much speaks its name.

The infected face 2 side effects;

1: The infected persons’ age is
reverted back 7, 8, or 9 years, depending on there original age.

{EXAMPLE: Rock before virus = 11, Rock after virus = 4. Holy shit that‘s young! And to believe you put up with this?!}

2: anybody infected receives animal DNA of the animal that fits their
personalities the most.

{EXAMPLE: Rock = dog, Netto = dog.
Fuyuki = snake, Starman = snake.} What? It fits them perfectly!)

I grabbed Rockman by the head and told him,

“I’m sorry Rock-sama, this might hurt a little, but first,”

I pointed behind me and lied,

“…just to let you know, there’s a ghost behind us.”

The “ghost” was clearly Forte nii-chan wearing a mask, but Rock sure as hell was stupid enough to fall for it because he screamed like a girl and started bawling his eyes out.

I thrust his head face-first into Gospel’s neck. There was a deathly silence as Gospel’s eyes turned from blood-red to sky-blue for a couple seconds, and then reverted back to their original shade of red.

I pulled Rock’s face back up and he looked at me menacingly.

I whimpered and said weakly,

“I said I’m sorry…”

He opened his mouth to speak and tried to yell but he barked instead, and looked at me confused.

I shrugged and answered,

“Don’t ask me!”

He started barking angrily and I covered my ears and yelled over him,

“Woah!!! Not so loud!! Not so fast!!! It’s hard to understand you!!! Hell, I can’t even understand you at all!!! Go find someone who speaks dog!!! Oh, hey, I speak dog!”

I uncovered my ears and Rock was still barking.

I yelled,

“LAUREN!!! I need that chip you just finished!”

Lauren shrugged and answered,

“Oooookaaaaay….if you insist!”

I saw her download the chip and in seconds a rolled up newspaper was in my hand.

I smacked Rockman as hard as I could and yelled,

“SHUT THE HELL UP, MUTT!!!!!”

He was instantly silent and I exclaimed,

“Oh, awesome! I feel just like Genjyo Sanzo* with a paper fan!! Now, anyhell, if you can still understand me, tell me slowly what happened.”

*(I'm refering to the Genjyo Sanzo from the Saiyuki manga by kazuya Minekura.)

He replied with a series of barks I interpreted as a random explanation.

I gasped and yelled,

“Oh, shit, Forte!!!! We scrambled his program!!!”

Forte laughed and asked,

“Whaddya mean, ‘we’? Yer the one who made him bite Gospel, soooooo……oh, and, if we DIDN’T scramble his program, why would he be speaking dog?”

I sighed and told him,

“Yer not helping at all….”

I asked,

“So, Rock, what’cha presume we do?”

He growled.

I gasped and exclaimed, “Are you nuts?! Do you have ANY idea AT ALL what’ll happen?!”

Rockman snickered.

I held up the newspaper I was still clutching.

He cringed a little and immediately became quiet.

I grinned at him and said lovingly,

“Good boy. Now, if Forte will just get over here and hold you still….”

Forte grabbed Rockman under his arms and kept him still while I explained,

“Just to make sure you don’t try to run away, oh, hell, you won't anyways...”

I pulled out the red collar I had used for Rockman on previous occasions.

His pupils narrowed as he saw the collar. However, this time, Rock would not be able to get out of Lauren’s computer.

Her firewall almost acted like a barrier in an electric fence for dogs. There was a special chip implanted in the collar that would shock Rockman whenever he got too close to the firewall, which he would get a fair ahead-of-time warning, as the small chip in the collar would start beeping should he get too close.

Hah.

I’m so cruel, ain’t I?

I carefully put the collar on him, just loose enough as not to choke him, but tight enough to keep him from taking it off.

I e-mailed Netto saying he might not see his brother/navi for a while due to some problems.

I got an e-mail back saying some words they don’t even use on South Park.

Forte asked, “Hey, Trill, by chance, do you remember how long Yuiichiro said I’d be here?”

I smiled at him at replied,

“Uh, at least until we can all find a cure.”

***

?????

I glanced out the window of the plane I was traveling in. I was coming home from Hawaii after being in high school for 3 years.

It was almost like college though, I hadn’t seen my family in 3 years.

I can’t wait to get to my new home in Akihara!

The plane grew silent as I could hear the engines dieing down. WHY?? WE’RE IN MIDAIR!!!

I screamed,

“SHIT!!!!”

as the plane plunged out of the sky at the speed of sound almost.

I yelled out as loud as I could,

"OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIT!!!!!!!"

I looked around me. Everyone was dead. Their faces were a hideous gray and blood was everywhere. The speed was so incredible it literally ripped every living being apart but me??

I looked closer and grabbed any navis in sight.

They all were asking me what was going on.

I answered,

“Our plane is crashing and all of your netops are dead. I’m going to the front to pilot the plane. Don’t be alarmed if we hit water.”

FUYUKI

I was at SciLab helping Yuiichiro move things around from after the ChibiAnima hit.

A class of 32 kids, each 17 years-old, was watching the workers at SciLab and I unload various objects back into their original spots before the virus hit us.

I guess it was some kind of a field trip?

A kid was almost like a bobble head, his head going back and forth. You know what I’m talking about, all kids my age do that, except for me. I think that’s only fer the gays though. Boy, was I wrong!

The kid’s head went so rapid it flung off his neck and blood was gushing everywhere.

I pointed to him, laughed, and yelled over to the class, “Now that, is THE COOLEST KID EVER!!!!”

The kid’s entire class started laughing and clapping, except for one girl, apparently his girlfriend, who was crying.

Then most the kids were staring at me because it’s not every day you see a 6 year-old carrying a 458-pound box around like it’s as light as a feather almost. Yeah, that’s how light things are for me.

Yuiichiro quickly turned to me and yelled,

“Fuyuki!!!”

I turned towards my dad.

“There’s a plane stranded in the middle of the sea in the Pacific Ocean just off Japan’s coast!!! Get Netto, Enzan, and Lauren!!!!”

I nodded and dropped the box I was holding with a resounding thud before running out of SciLab at nearly light speed.

NETTO

I had to check my e-mail manually because I haven’t seen Rockman since my unfinished netbattle with Enzan. One message from Lauren, one from Yuiichiro. I read the e-mail from my father first.

It read,

“Netto!!! Grab Lauren and head over to SciLab.”

I typed a letter to Lauren but before I sent it I felt a slight tug on my dog ears.

I yelped,

“Ow!”

I looked behind me to see Lauren frowning, holding her pink PET. Trill, Forte, and Rockman were all squished into it. Rock’s tail started rapidly wagging the second he saw me.

I thought,

<Rockman = quiet = not speaking = not nagging = something’s obviously wrong here!>

I could hear Forte say, “Rockman, your tail is in my face!!”

Rock yelled back in his own dog language,

“Your face is in my tail!"

Forte retorted, “Silence puppy!!!”

Rock yelled(in his special language, of course,),

“At least I don’t play with rubber bands!!!”

Forte whimpered,

“You know…about, the…rubber band thing??”

Rock sighed, rolled his eyes and growled impatiently,

“The WHOLE WORLD, knows about the rubber band thing Forte!!!”

Trill screamed,

“Stop your incessant arguing!!!!!”

Forte and Rockman cried sarcastically,

“Oooo, big words!! I’m soooooo scared!!!”

Lauren sighed angrily and explained quickly,

“To make a long story short, a plane heading to Akihara coming from Hawaii crashed somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, but close to Japan. Can we PLEASE go already?!”

I answered,

“Oooookaaaaay then, let’s go!!!”

?????

I crawled outside of the bloody mess of an airplane through a crack made by random debris. There was a jet coming in fast. I waved my arms to flag the jet down and it landed in the water right next to the wreckage.

Four kids stumbled out, all unfamiliar except one, my sister. Nothing had changed except for the fact that she was a lot younger. Lauren climbed out of the jet, and lost her footing, falling into the ocean.

I yelled,

“Lauren!!!”

Seconds later her head popped up and she looked like she was reverted back to her original age of 11.

She laughed and said, “Hey guys!!! The ocean water washes the chemicals away!!!”

3 other kids, all boys, ran out of the jet and cannonballed into the ocean.

Lauren got out, hugged me tightly and said, “It’s okay, Ralphie-chan, the water’s not so deep!” Trill yelled,

“Nice to see you again, nii-chan!!!”

The three boys popped up and onto the wreckage. One of the boys, looking like he was the youngest, had spiky brown hair, big, floppy, blond dog ears, a dog tail the same color, and brown eyes.

He smiled and told me, “Hikari Netto, at your service!!!”

I grinned and said, “So, your Netto-kun, huh? That means you must be the oldest brother, Fuyuki, am I right?”

I pointed to a kid about 16, exactly my age, who had brown hair and blood-red eyes. He had fangs, a green scaly tail, and a snake tongue that stuck out whenever he talked.

He gave the peace sign and replied,

“Hikari Fuyuki’s the name!”

I smiled at the last boy, who had black hair bleached white at the top, blue eyes, a brown cat tail, and brown cat ears, and asked,

“I’m presuming you’re Ijuin Enzan?”

He nodded and replied,

“Yep.”

Lauren glomped him and said,

“Yup, that’s my Enzie-chan!!!”

I laughed and asked,

“So you’re the one Lauren’s been hopelessly clinging onto with no signs of stopping, huh?”

Enzan sighed and answered,

“Unfortunately, yes…… -_-; ”

Lauren smiled real big, and said,

“Guys, this is my older brother!!!”

I had just noticed she had gray wolf ears and a gray wolf tail.

I laughed and stated,

“I’m Kamoka Ralph. Pleased to meet all of ya. Now, what am I supposed to do with these navis?”

Netto asked, “So where are their netops?”

I reached into the water and pulled up a severed leg, and replied calmly,

“Under the plane, or inside it.”

before dropping the leg back into the Pacific.

Fuyuki nodded and Enzan asked,

“Hey, if the ocean water restored OUR ages back to their original ones, what about our navis?”

Lauren dipped her PET all the way into the water.

Netto screamed,

“YOU BASTARD!!!! Rockman was in there!!!! :grr: ”

Lauren pulled the PET out of the water and it was in perfect condition. It was even still on.

She grinned and replied,

“I know.”

We all looked inside the PET and the navis were their original ages, except for one of them, a small blue navi with ears and a tail similar to Netto’s.

He growled angrily and started barking loudly.

Trill laughed and explained,

“I accidentally scrambled his programs so now he almost has a dog’s brain, but most of his navi brain is still there.

<If he has a brain AT ALL!>

He can only bark and make other various dog noises now and I’m the only one who can understand him!”

I sighed and commented,

“Trill, that made no sense at all.”

She explained with a sigh,

“I know.”

The navi they called Forte said gratefully,

“Well, that takes care of our AGE problem, but, I’ve still got ears, wings, and a tail, dammit!! :grr: ”

The small blue navi who’s name I found out is Rockman barked out something.

I looked at Trill and asked,

“Translation?”

She cleared her throat and replied,

“He says he’s really pissed off because everyone is back to their original age but him and he’s stuck at 4 years-old. Gosh, that DOES suck, doesn’t it Rock?”

She scratched behind his ears and he bit her arm.

Lauren held up a certain favorite battlechip of Trill’s.

Rockman looked up and instantly let go of her arm because Lauren downloaded the battlechip and Trill was holding her favorite object: a rolled up newspaper.

He ran away from Trill and hid inside of Forte’s cloak. Forte rolled his eyes.

NETTO

So that’s why she was all tense earlier! She knew her brother was on this plane!

I asked,

“Uhhhhh, are we ever going to get into the jet or are we just going to sit here?”

Ralph laughed and added,

"I’m sure Dr. Hikari is worried about you guys!”

Lauren laughed and said,

“Yeah, Oh, by the way, you can just call him Yuiichiro, because we all call him that.”

Ralph laughed and said,

“Yeah, that works too.”

The five of us jumped from the wreckage to the jet.

Ralph gasped,

“Holy shitmonkeys, this is the family’s private jet!!!”

Lauren smirked and said,

“Yeah.”

We were at least 10 minutes into the ride home when Trill appeared in my PET with Rock on a leash and said happily,

“Rocky-chan wants to talk to you!!!”

He was speaking in a series of barks and whines I couldn’t understand.

I slapped my hand on my forehead and asked,

“Translation please?”

Trill interpreted,

“He says he’s wonderin’ why the water had no effect on him!”

I shrugged and answered,

“Hey, don’t ask me, I’m no genius!”

Trill said,

“Yeah ya are!”

Ralph walked over to us and asked,

“Hey Netto, may I take a look at Rockman?”

Rockman looked a little timid at Ralph and then at me. I smiled, and nodded before answering,

“Sure.”

Ralph thanked me and grabbed my PET and looked at Trill and asked,

“Trill, why is Rockman on a leash?”

She giggled and replied,

“Because he’s my dog!!!”

I frowned and told her,

“No, he’s not your dog, he’s my netnavi.”

She frowned and said in a sad voice,

“I sowwy, Netto-kun. I is a VEWY bad girl!”

I rolled my eyes and sighed, before asking,

“So, Ralph, what’s up with Rockman?”

He looked up from what looked like almost dissecting Rockman and replied,

“Well, Netto, have you EVER used bugstyle before?”

I nodded.

He continued.

“Well, somehow, some of Gospel.EXE’s data was transferred over to Rockman somehow, giving him uncanny dog abilities. You’re lucky this didn’t affect him fatally. Rockman has a human soul.”

I gasped and yelled,

“WHAAAT?!!? NO!!!(Yay pocky!) Rockman would’ve told me if he was even REMOTELY close to human!!!”

***

RALPH

I noticed a box of empty pocky on the floor and a chopstick next to it.

I sighed, and said,

“You’re right. I must be losing it.”

Lauren came over and put a hand on each of our shoulders. She told us,

“Netto-kun, have you ever considered the fact that pocky is for adults only for a reason?”

<Well, Netto-kun, you sure are right about her being annoying!>

I veered around to look at the PET holding my navi. He was unconscious, yet he was talking to me? I tried to speak in telepathy.

***

NETTO

<Rockman? Is that you? What’s going on, and how are we speaking through our thoughts?>

<Saito.bat, Netto-kun. Hey, I thought you knew about Saito.bat!!! What’s going on? Never mind. But what Ralph said about a human soul is right. If we REALLY were that tight, you would know that by now. Wait a minute, Netto-kun. Are you having a memory lapse?>

<What? Rockman? Why are you acting so noble? What about this, “human soul” shit, and what the hell is Saito.bat?? Rockman? Rockman?? AAHH! I NEED POCKY!!>

“Oh, great. I think I lost him.”

I said.

“Lost what??”

Lauren and Trill asked in perfect harmony.

I answered,

“I was speaking telepathically with Rockman. I lost his signal.”

Forte yelled over to me,

"No shit ya were, Sherlock!!"

<I’m still with you Netto-kun. I’m feeling just a little upset right now. But you wouldn’t know that, because you’re the least understanding brother in the world! Wait, what the hell's going on?!>

I gasped and screamed in my head,

<BROTHER?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, BROTHER?!?! I mean, I know you ARE Saito, but, YOU’RE JUST A NAVI!!!! WHERE‘S THAT POCKY I ASKED FOR FUYUKI?!?!>

Fuyuki yelled from where he was,

“Sorry, but the ‘mean older brother’ won’t let you have it!”

I heard Rockman sigh and say,

<Jeez, Netto-kun. That hurts. I can’t believe you actually had freakin pocky!! This conversation is freakin over.>

I gasped and cried out,

“Ohmigosh Rockman, I’m sorry. I’m SO sorry! YEAH! I‘M SORRY CUZ I DON‘T HAVE MORE POCKY!!!!”

***

ROCKMAN

Ralph was checking my systems and he came across the fact that Gospel.EXE was somewhere in my systems, thanks to a certain wolf navi.

I sighed and heard in my head,

<Rockman, I’m sorry. I truly honest to God am sorry. I swear to God, that was NOT me speaking to you like that! IT WAS TEH POCKY MADNESS!!>

<……>

<Come on Rock!>

I growled and asked,

<Fine. What do YOU want now?>

<Will you help me with this algebra??>

I sighed angrily and answered,

<NETTO!!!!>

I sat up and screamed,

“NETTO!!! IF YOU‘RE GONNA SAY SOMETHING AND NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Wait, what the-”

But of course, all anybody heard was a bunch of angry barking and growling. I looked at Trill.

She said, “Right. Uh, I quote Rockman exactly: NETTO!!! IF YOU‘RE GONNA SAY SOMETHING AND NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Wait, what the-”

She shrugged and added,

"He cuts off after that..."

She gasped, then looked at Netto with her eyes full of tears and yelled,

“Look Netto!!!! Look what you’ve done to our sweet, docile Rockman!!! Look what you’ve turned your poor brother into!!!! Now he’ll never be the same Rockman-sama who was once my best friend!!!”

I had opened my eyes a while ago because Ralph was finished checking my program. Tears ran down Trill’s cheeks for what reason I didn‘t know.

I walked up to her and I could feel tears running down my own face.

I told her sadly,

“Don’t cry, Trill. I don’t like it when other people are upset for me.”

~Woah. THAT sure was out of character for me......CURSE YOU CHIBIFORTE!!! Stop making me out of character dammit! Get the cure for this damn virus before I break something! And once I break something, I'LL BREAK YOU!!!~

~Now remember, I still speak dog, but whenever I talk to Trill, I can speak English still. I mean Japanese!!! Aw, what the hell, she speaks all three languages.~

***

TRILL

I picked up the small blue navi and held him close to me before sobbing, and then saying,

“Gomen, Rock. I’m sorry.”

He looked into my eyes. I sat down on the ground and held him closer to me.

I could feel his gentle breathing as the two of us sat in silence.

Forte teleported out of the confining PET.

I heard him appear in Blues’s PET and say,

“I don’t wanna get caught in the moment.”

Good.

Rockman was my best friend on earth and not even a human like Netto would tear him apart like that again.

I thought,

<Rockman, what’s up with your brother lately?>

<I’m not completely sure myself.>

<That’s okay. I guess some things were just meant to happen, huh?>

<Yeah. By the way, did anyone have pocky on this plane recently?>

<No, why?>

<Uh, no reason.>

I smiled.

On the outside, Rockman was a small blue navi infected with one of the worst viruses in the world. But on the inside, when I speak telepathically with him, I can hear the voice of the once almost-adult navi I know. Even though he may be a kid on the outside, he is the most mature being I’ve ever known.

~Yay! A not-so-fluffy-fluff-scene!!~

I looked him straight in the eyes and asked,

“Rockman, can I trust you not to run away?”

He looked at me confused and asked,

“What?”

“Rockman, I’m the one who made this happen. I’m the one who needs to repair the damage I’ve done. Will you stay with me, just long enough to let me fix you?”

He nodded his head and whispered,

“Even longer than that. I think yours truly needs to stay away from Netto-kun for a while.”

I reached for his neck and felt for a small lock on the red collar on his neck.

Rockman asked,

“Trill, what are you doing?”

I answered, “Rockman, you’ve run away from me in the past, and now I can’t even come near you with out you freaking out. I’m taking this off, but only if you promise to stay.”

Rockman clutched the red collar on his neck and said,

“No. I’m not taking it off.”

A claw appeared at the end of his index finger(paw, whatever) and he picked at the front of it until he pulled out a small chip.

I took it from him and gasped.

I said astonished,

“Rock, this…is the….chip, from….the collar. Why??”

“I think I might need to let Netto-kun cool off for a while. I want him to see what boring crap this is without me. I don‘t need to be restricted from him.”

The two of us laughed.

Rockman said,

“Now, since that damn chip is gone…HEY!!! OHMIGOSH!!!!”

I hugged him hard and yelled,

“OHMYGOD, YOU CAN SPEAK HUMAN AGAIN!!!!!!”

Fuyuki, Enzan, and Ralph were staring at us.

Fuyuki said,

“Uhhhhh, we hate to interrupt…but…… -_-; ”

“Yeah, um, if nobody minds….we have to get back to SciLab now….” Enzan added.

Ralph asked,

“Trill, what’s that chip?”

I answered,

“Um, I implanted this in the collar Rockman’s wearing. When we took it out, he was able to speak again.”

I crushed the chip between my thumb and index finger.

Ralph shrugged and stated, “I don’t know what happened. But, Rockman, don’t get too excited. If I’m correct, your DNA will react and you will turn into a dog! I’m sure of it!”

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(Authors Note:

I swear to God I was not trying
to rip off Tokyo Mew Mew if
that’s what you’re thinking.
So go shove pocky up your
nose with a chopstick if that‘s
what you‘re thinking! CURSE YOU PEOPLE WHO ASSUME THINGS!!)

Rock laughed and asked,

“Aren’t I enough of a dog already? It’s bad enough I have a leash attached to me 24 hours 7 days a week!”

I hugged him tighter and said,

“Oh man, aren’t you da cutest widdle puppy awound?”

Rockman sighed and replied sarcastically,

“Aren’t I?”


~*~

Sorry you non-existant Trill+Rockman fans, it's not happening because Trill and Roll gotta make way for Cyclone!! Wait 2 more chapters Haly K, Klonoa's coming in chapter 6!!

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Chapter 5:
Saturday Night Crazies And Forte’s New Netop!!!!

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TRILL

I sat in My PET with Rockman cuddled up to me in my lap. It is 12: 34 AM on a Friday and the entire Kamoka family including Rockman and me were sitting in their living room watching an on demand movie from Comcast, which I‘m surprised we have in Japan.

Rock gasped and said amazed, “Awesome!!! Billy Madison!!! I love that movie!!!”

He snuggled closer to me and added,

“Even though it is at least thousand years old!”

I put my arm around the miniature blue navi, and said, “Thanks, Saito-kun, you know, for everything.”

He looked at me confused and asked, “Saito-kun?”

Ralph looked at us and said angrily, “Shhhh, we’re trying to watch Billy Madison!!!”

I scratched behind Rock’s ears a little.

I stopped and he asked,

“Why’d ya stop?”

I looked at him and laughed before resuming.

I was silent for a few minutes as I watched the movie.

I asked,

“Rockman?”

No answer.

“Rock?”

Still, silence.

“Rockman?”

I looked down at the small navi. Of course. He was asleep.

I asked quietly,

“Lauren, where’s the other chip you just made?”

She smiled and said,

“I’m downloading it right now!”

A large blanket materialized in my hand that was big enough to wrap around 5 people.

I wrapped the 2 of us up and thought to myself,

<I don’t want to wake him up. This is probably the first time he’s slept like this in ages. Jeez, I should listen to what I’m saying. I sound like a mother!>

I heard Rockman’s voice reply,

<Well, you sure as hell are right about that!>

I looked down and a half-asleep Rockman was staring back at me.

He frowned and looked to his side.

He said sleepily,

“I should be with Netto-kun right now.”

I smiled and told him,

“You said you needed some time AWAY from Netto, is what you need, Rockman.”

“Yeah, I know. Even though he never apologized once, I sorta miss my younger brother. I…..I…oh what the hell…”

His eyes slowly closed as he said,

“Dammit. I just can’t stay awake any longer.”

I quietly sighed and told him,

“It’s 12:46 AM. We pulled almost an all-nighter. As a matter of fact, we did.”

“….”

“Oh yeah, that’s right. You’re asleep.”

I thought to myself,

<I wonder why Netto-kun was acting weird? He KNEW already that Rockman was his brother, he KNEW about Rock’s human soul, and he DEFINITELY knew about Saito.bat. What the hell’s going on?>

***

FUYUKI, NETTO, & ENZAN

“Hey guys.”

“Oh, Hi Fuyuki.”

“Yo.”

“So, it’s, uh, Saturday…”

“Really? I love Saturdays!”

“The free day of the week,”

“WHERE WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE WANT!!!!”

“You got that right!!! But first…..Netto,”

“Yes?”
“Explain your bitchiness yesterday.”

“Uh….is that what I get for shoving Pocky up my nose with a chopstick?”

“I rest my case. Enzan…”

“Ne?”

“Why were you hardly in the last chapter yesterday??”

“I blame the author of this horrible string-of-words-excuse-for-a-story.”

“Sure, let’s go with that…”

***

TRILL

“C’mon dude, admit it. You know it!”

“What the hell are you talking about? Oh yeah. Hell no!”

“Admit it Rocky, you know it.”

“No, and don’t call me Rocky! That sounds….fruity.”

“Hey! Kids your age should NOT be saying things like that!!!”

“No fair Trill!!! You know perfectly well I’m just as old as you!!!”

I held Rockman upside-down by his legs and said playfully,

“Heh heh, if I recall, I’m the older one here, Rockman.”

“Oh shut up Trill. You know I’m only 4 until Yuiichiro can find a cure for this! And please, don’t tug the dog ears. Those are my one of me body parts ya know.”

I put Rockman down and poked him in the stomach.

“Jeez, Rock, you’re a fat little porker!!”

He blushed and went into a spasm.

“What the hell?!?! HEY!!!!! I am not fat, I am not little, and I am not porky!!!! WAAAAAAHH!!!!!! NETTO!!!!!!!!”

“Holy shit Rockman, you’re loud! And why are you crying?”

“Because Trill called me FAT!!!”

“Well, take a look at him!”

“Rockman, 2 things:

1: Yeah, you probably could stand to lose a couple pounds, even though fat is probably not the best word to describe you. But still, you are getting pudgy around the edges.”

“Well, all I did was say he was a fat little porker…”

“Netto, will, you make her shut up?”

No. And Rock, second of all, if there’s anyone who should be a whiney crybaby around here, it would be me, cuz I’m the youngest. C’mon Rock, don’t be this way.”

“Well, I don’t see people calling YOU fat.”

I hugged Rock, but just lightly so as not to crush his small(NOT FAT) frame.

“Sorry Rockman. Hey, now that Netto’s here, why don’t we go out and have some fun? Lauren just invented something with Ralph and Fuyuki’s help that I think you’ll find interesting!”

“Hey, what did I miss?”

“Hey Lauren, nuthin much. So, Trill’s tellin me about somethin you, Fuyuki, n’ Ralph invented.”

“Oh, it’s not too big. We just threw together a little device that lets the user generate dimensional areas anywhere!”
“Holy shit on a stick, Lauren, that’s freakin sweet!!!”

“Hey!!! Watch your language!!!”

“……Shut up.”

“Hey!!! Language!!!”

“Oh, shut THE HELL up. I’m older than all of you!”

“But right now, you aren’t!”

“Sorry Rockman, Netto-kun’s got a point.”

“Well, c’mon!!! Let’s go get everybody!!!”

***
Stupid Stunt 1:
Grow A Mustache!!!!

TRILL

I grabbed my red leash and dragged Rockman over to me before he could go off running. I clipped the leash on the metal loop in his collar and he sighed. I smiled at him and asked,

“Is it all that bad?”

He sighed.

“Trill, you are VERY immature for your age. This is getting a little annoying.”

I sighed and looked at him. He shook his head and muttered,

“It’s not like you’d understand.”

“Wha? I-”

Lauren pressed a button on a small machine and yelled, “I’m putting a dimensional area over ALL OF THE FRICKEN WORLD!!!!”

The dimensional area spread quick over the entire earth itself.

“Hey!!! Trill!!! What’s up?”

I turned around to see my boyfriend standing there, of course, without his helmet, because I demolished it.

I hugged him and asked,

“Blues! How’s it goin?”

Rockman rolled his eyes.

Blues chuckled a little and said apologetically,

“Sorry Rockman, I know this shit’s boring for you.”

He growled a little and asked angrily,

“What’re you talkin about?! I am just as mature as any of you and YOU ALL KNOW IT!!!”
He turned to face everybody here, which was Netto, Lauren, Ralph, Forte(?) Enzan, Blues, Fuyuki, Starman, Meiru, Roll, and, of course, Rockman and me.

He yelled,

“Damn, I am fed up, with everybody treating me like a kid!!! Will everyone just treat me like they used to BEFORE this happened?!”

Blues whispered to me sarcastically,

“Mature, huh?”

***

ROLL

I ran over to Rockman and knelt down so I was at his level.

I asked,

“Rockman, I know you’re mad right now, but is there anything we can do to make it up to you?”

Luckily for me, Trill yanked back HARD on the leash restraining him just enough to let me get out of his reach.

I looked at him and he glared at me like a murderer looking at their next victim.

I walked around him and over to Trill, and whispered,

“What happened to Rockman? He used to be so gentle, and sweet.”

Trill walked over to Netto with Rockman dragging reluctantly behind her. She whispered something to Netto and gave him the red leash. She walked back over to me.

I asked,

“What did you say, Trill-chan?”

She smiled and replied,

“I just thought Netto-kun would like to hold onto his bad-ass brother for a while.”

She turned to face all of the others and shouted,

“NOW WHO’S READY TO PAR-TAY?!?!”

Everyone but Rockman yelled,

“PARTY!!!!”

Rockman shook his head in disgust and muttered,

“I give up.”

***

FORTE

As we were walking down the sidewalks of Akihara, Trill asked,

“So, Forte, how’s your new netop?”

I shrugged my shoulders and replied,

“Eh, he’s alright. I don’t know him much but he’s okay so far.”

Roll smiled and asked,

“You finally found a netop Forte-sama?”

I shrugged and answered,

“Yeah.”

Roll asked,

“So who’s your netop?”

“Ralph.”

“Ralph’s your netop? That’s pretty cool. So, um, How’ve things been with Trill and Rockman?”

“Trill hasn’t done anything to piss me off but Gospel and Rockman are getting on my nerves.”

Roll gasped and asked, “You don’t mean THE Gospel, do you? The one who almost destroyed the internet?! I mean, the virus, not the organization.”

“Yep, I do. He’s been infected with almost the same virus we have. He‘s up to my knees now.”

“So what has Rockman doing?”

“You would think he’d be normal but he’s becoming a whiney little brat.”

Roll asked,

“So what has he been doing?”

Trill chimed in by saying,

“Let’s just say the little bad-ass is as bratty as…..”

She was quiet, before asking,

“Forte, what would describe Rockman?”

I sighed and stated,

“Trill, he’s right behind us and I think-”

Before I could say anything else,

Netto yelled,

“FIRST ONE TO GROW A MUSTACHE WINS!!!”

Everybody tried hard to grow a mustache, and as expected, nobody succeeding.

“Hey! I grew a mustache!!!!” Rockman exclaimed.

“Yeah right!”

Fuyuki ripped off his mustache, which turned out to be fake.

I said sarcastically,

“Dude, you gotta release that into the wild.”

Rockman grabbed the mustache from Fuyuki and put it in his hand and blew it off into the air before saying,

“Fly little mustache, be free!!!”*

*(Big freakin huge quote from Stella!!)

I sighed and said,

"Not literally, Rockman... -_-; "

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This chapter has 5 stupid stunts in all, and I'm posting them one at a time! Yay, for clifhangers and suspense!! :]
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[Cyclone EXE]

LMAO! Wow...you're insane! That was FUNNEH! How long did it take you to write that?!? It was freakishly long!
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[ChibiForte]

Not too long, I have this all saved on my computer in microsoft works word processor, and I've typed up to about chapter 10 right now. And I have good news! Katya and Cyclone come in around the third stupid stunt, and Klonoa comes in chapter 6! :] Kudos to you if you know what the 'grow a mustache' thing was from! *cough*Stella!*cough*
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[ChibiForte]

Augh! Double post! Sorry everyone, but I'm double posting and putting up stupid stunts 3 - 5!!! Oh, shit, I skipped 2!! Wait, there never WAS a second stupid stunt!! WAHOO!!!

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Stupid Stunt 3:
Buy 1 Bird, Get 1 Free!!!!

FUYUKI

Netto, Enzan, Blues, Rockman, Lauren, Trill, Roll, Ralph, Forte, Starman, Meiru, and I sat around the corner of a small Café waiting to pull our next stunt.

I opened my mouth to speak and said,

“Okay Netto-kun, the coa-”

“Hey guys! Long time no see, huh?”

Lauren looked a little weird at the brown-haired girl before us and asked,

“Have I met you before?”

***

LAUREN

I looked at the girl standing before me.

She wore a faded hat with a symbol on it resembling a tornado. Her shirt was grey and over that was a black vest. The skirt she wore was almost a very light blue, even periwinkle. There was a red backpack slung over her shoulder.

I asked,

“Netto-kun, d’you know her?”

Netto grinned sheepishly and replied,

“Course I do! Lauren, this is Katya Turner,

(correct me if I’m wrong, Liz,)

and Katya, this is Kamoka Lauren. I’ve known Katya for a long time now.”

***

KATYA

I asked,

“So, Lauren-sama, how long’ve you known Netto-kun for?”

Lauren smiled shyly and answered,

“Eh, not even a full year. At least 5 months.”

I smiled and stated,

“So THAT’s why we didn’t recognize each other.”

Lauren grinned at me and said,

“Hey Katya, to celebrate our new friendship, why don’t you stay with us to finish off all of our ‘Stupid Stunts’?”

I grinned broadly and answered,

“Sure. But first…”

My face returned to it’s normal expression and I turned my head to look over my shoulder and motioned the navi behind me to come forward.

I pointed to her and finished,

“I want you to meet my navi, Cyclone.EXE. I’m sure you’ll get to know her in due time.”

Lauren smiled and said while shaking Cyclone’s hand,

“It’s a pleasure to meet you Cyclone. This is my navi, Trill.EXE!”

She pointed to the navi next to her.

She had light brown hair, the same color as her netop’s.

It went down to her thighs.

The helmet on her head looked like it had wolf ears. She looked like she was a female Rockman almost.

She was gray(grey??) with a large mark looking like the outline of a diamond, covering her entire stomach and up.

She waved at the 2 of us and greeted us respectfully with,

“Hello, Cyclone-san and Katya-kun. It’s a pleasure to meet you!”

Cyclone and I nodded in response.

Netto sighed and started tapping his foot before asking,

“Can we PUH-LEEZ just get on with it?!”

Fuyuki frowned and answered,

“Well, we COULD if you would shut up!”

Rockman added,

“Unless the 2 of you can’t remember that far back!”

Enzan sighed impatiently and yelled,

“Well, now we have to wait until all THREE of you be quiet!”

I sighed and screamed,

“OH FOR THE LOVE OF MUFFINS, ALL OF YOU SHUT YOU TRAPS!!!”

Everyone stared at me and I grinned big before saying,

“Good…now, who’s ready for some major stupid stunts?”

Everyone shouted,

“We are!”

Rockman jumped on Forte’s shoulders and sat down before yelling,

“Let’s go!!!”

Forte sighed.

***

LATER:

***

ROCKMAN

Fuyuki teased,

“C’mon man, just do it!”

Netto shook his head a little and answered,

“Ehhh, I’m not so sure I wanna do it now, I-”

Fuyuki’s face grew serious and he told Netto-kun,

“Dude, c’mon. He can’t do shit ta ya!”

I sighed from where I sat atop Forte’s shoulders and added,

“Come on, Netto-kun. It’s just a cop. It’s not like he’s going to pull out a blunt object and whack you with it, right?”

Netto shrugged a little and told me,

“Rockman, that sounds a little too specific.”

I scratched one of my blonde dog ears and replied,

“Yeah, so? This is a Fanfiction, right? It’s not like the author would do ANYTHING to harm you, right?”

Fuyuki asked,

“So, Forte, what’s with the sudden breakthrough?”

Forte looked confused and questioned,

“What breakthrough, Fuyuki-chan?”

Fuyuki grinned and said smugly,

“I believe the 'Dark Lord' has become what we like to call, um, uh, a…softie. Yes indeed, I believe you’re losing that evil touch on us.”

Forte snorted and asked,

“What do you mean, becoming a…softie? What IS a softie?”

Netto pointed to Forte’s head and replied,

“I don’t believe the ‘Dark Lord’ allowed children to sit on his shoulders.”

Forte looked up at me and I looked down at him.

He asked me,

“What made you think, Rockman, that you may sit on my shoulders?”

I rolled my eyes and said annoyed,

“Oh, Netto-kun, just go flip off the cop!!!”

Netto nodded.

He rounded the corner and ran up to the cop standing not too far away.

He yelled,

“By one, get one free!!!”

and flipped off the cop with both his middle fingers.

The cop gasped and started beating Netto-kun down with those sticks that police officers always carry around.

Fuyuki screamed,

“Oh shit! OH SHIT!!! This was NOT supposed to happen!!”

He dashed around the corner at an incredible speed, grabbed Netto by the arm and whisked him over here before he know what hit him. He hugged Netto-kun and said, his voice full of sorrow,

“Gomen, Netto-kun. I’m SOOOO sorry.”

Netto rubbed his head in a place where he obviously got whacked and reassured Fuyuki,

“Fuyuki onii-chan, I’m fine, really. I just got a little bump, that’s all.

Roll piped up with,

“That’s nothing I can’t fix!”

Together Roll and Fuyuki placed there hands on Netto’s head and a pink glow arose from them.

I pouted and asked,

“So, since that was a big failure, what are we going to do next?”

Forte smirked and said to me teasingly,

“I may be becoming a softie, but I have a feeling someone here is a little mad because they can’t have any fun, am I right little guy?”

I glared at him a growled before replying,

“Oh, shut up Bat Ears.”

He laughed and said,

“That, my friend, is just hysterical. Downright hysterical.”

Stupid Stunt 4:
SWIRLIES FOR EVERYONE!!!!

NETTO

I called out,

“FUYUKI! Ready the weapon!”

Fuyuki put his hand on the handle that flushes the toilet.

I jammed my head in the same toilet Fuyuki's hand was on.

Everyone from the last stupid stunt was standing around us in the small crammed bathroom.

Everyone except Forte and Rockman started chanting,

“FLUSH IT!!! FLUSH IT!!!”

Forte asked,

“Is this another one of your strange human ceremonies, dog-boy?”

Rockman shook his head and answered,

“Nah, that’s just what’cha get from them on a Saturday night.”

Forte questioned,

“So then where are your parents?”

I shrugged and replied,

“They both sleep at SciLab on Saturdays because we’re usually too loud.”

Forte shook his head and said,

“Oh. Well, I don’t blame ‘em.”

Fuyuki yelled,

“5!!!”

“4!!!”

Everyone else joined in.

“3!!!”

“2!!!”

“1!!!”

I screamed,

“FLUSH!!!”

Fuyuki flushed the toilet while my head was in it and I screamed,

“WOOO HOO!!!!”

***

FORTE

I asked,

“Trill, did you let Gospel run around a little before we left?”

She gasped and yelled,

“OH SHITMONKEYS!!!”

I asked,

“TRILL?! What’s wrong Trill-chan?!”

Trill asked,

“Remember what happened LAST time I forgot to let him out?!”

I shuddered and said,

“Puddle city.”

Rockman shivered a little and said,

“I don’t even want to know!”


Stupid Stunt 5:
Bunny/Cat Suit??(What The Hell IS Klonoa Anyway?!)

FUYUKI

I asked,

“So, that last stunt was a failure. What now?”

Rockman waved his arms as wide and fast as he could and yelled excitedly,

“Oo! Oo! PICK ME!!!”

I pointed to him and said in my usual calm voice,

“Rockman.”

He cleared his throat.

Forte sighed angrily and walked over to me with Rockman STILL on his shoulders.

Rockman whispered something in my ear and I nodded, and said evilly while laughing,

“Oh man dude, what else is in that tainted little mind of yours?”

He grinned and answered,

“Just about everything you could ever wish for!”

Cyclone smirked and said,

“You mean all those thoughts he must think about Trill, Roll, and me every day?”

Rockman snorted and told her,

“Yeah right Cyclone!”

I sighed and pulled out a bunny/cat-type suit.

I yelled,

“NOW, DAMMIT, NOW!!”

Rockman grabbed Forte’s head and screamed,

“All your Bass are belong to us!”

Forte yelled,

“WHAT’S A BASS?”

Lauren and Trill shook their heads back and forth and replied in unison,

“Your American name, Forte-chan.”

Rockman jumped off Forte, fell face-first into the ground, and screamed,

“Hey! If you’re quiet, you can hear the ground breathing!!!”

An anime sweat drop came down Fuyuki’s head as he explained sarcastically,

“Well, I doubt yer gonna hear jack shit when yer THAT loud. -_-; ”

Forte yelled,

“What the hell is this?!”

He winded up in a blue hat, a blue shirt, dark blue shorts, yellow gloves, and red shoes.

Lauren gasped and said in between laughs,

“It’s Klonoa!”

***

LAUREN

I gasped again and said louder,

“It’s Klonoa, the cat!(It's still pretty funny though!!) ”

Netto yelled,

“I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO A BUNNY SUIT!!”

Forte screamed,

“I DON’T CARE WHAT THE HELL YOU AGREED ON, JUST GET ALL THIS SHIT OFF ME!!! Now, HOW do you expect fangirls to love this?!”

Trill latched on to Forte and replied,

“Aw, don’t worry, nii-chan, I’m sure dat you’ll get wots a fangirls anyway!”

He sighed and said,

“I guess. Oh, let’s just cut the stupid stunts until next week.”

Trill nodded and turned to face everyone before saying,

“I dunno ‘bout you guys, but me ‘n Forte are going back.”

Blues sighed and said,

“Enzan-sama, we better go if the girls are going.”

Enzan also sighed and said,

“I suppose you’re right, Blues.”

I glomped Enzan and exclaimed,

"Let's go Enzie!!"

~*~

Wow, dat's lotsa writing! That's all I'm gonna post fer now until my friend Liam comes back from wherever the hell he went. Wait, didn't I say that last time?! -.-
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[Haly K]

IT'S KLONOA! Now all we need is to attach Klonoa ears to Bass' bat ears!! Yayness for randomness!!! :D
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My Own City

[ChibiForte]

Very well said, Haly K!! I will post the next chapter(the chapter with Klonoa, mind you,) after Reno 911 is over, which will be at 9:30 PM in my time, and it's 9:02 PM right now. But then why the hell would it say 7:02?! -_-;
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[Cyclone EXE]

YAY! YAY! *dances* That was teh awesome...woot yea for the muffins!
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Yeah, I sorta figured you liked the word 'muffin', do you not? Anyhell, I'm posting chapter 6 because I'm happy cuz I'm watching FullMetal Alchemist right now, a favorite show of mine. Yay, fer Klonoa!! PS: Haly K, you may not like this, but I'm warning you ahead of time Klonoa DOES get somewhat abused by Rockman...

***

Chapter 6:
Enter The Dream Traveler!

~*~

FORTE

I sighed just the slightest bit irritated.

I was thinking of what had become of me.

Then I thought about last night. I opened my mouth to speak to my friend, but before I could say anything,

Trill commented,

“Even if we can’t be in the real world at the moment, it’s still a beautiful Sunday morning, isn’t it?”

I sighed and answered,

“Yeah, I guess. Hey, If you think it’s so beautiful, why don’t you go into the city?”

Trill looked at me weird and said,

“Um, remember? Lauren-sama took down the dimensional area last night? Oh, wait a minute, you mighta fell asleep er somethin.”

I told her,

“No, Trill, not THAT city! I mean, NetCity!”

Trill smiled and said,

“Oh, THAT city! Hey, why don’t you n’ Gospel come with me?”

Gospel looked up at her in response to his name.

She laughed and added,

“Maybe, you can help me find a cure for Rockman’s virus?”

I sighed and replied,

“Sure, why not. It’s not like I’ve got anything better to do. C’mon Gospel.”

Gospel didn’t move an muscle, or even make an effort to get up from where he was laying.

Trill laughed at Forte and said,

“Ha ha! He only listens to me! Gospel, how does going into the city sound?”

His ears perked and he got up on all fours.

Trill stopped and looked me in the eye.

I asked,

“What?”

She said,

“Something’s on your mind.”

I told her,

“Yeah, I guess there is. I was just wondering, about yesterday. What’s a Klonoa?”

Trill smiled real big and replied,

“Ah, Klonoa, you’re wondering about. He’s a cat, involved in a legend that supposedly took place right here, in the same exact spot where Akihara is located.

Except, in his time, there was a small island called Lunatea.

There were 5 kingdoms and five elements to go with them:

Tranquility, Discord, Joy, something, and Sorrow. Yeah, I forgot the fourth one, but here’s how it goes:

To start, Klonoa is floating in this ocean, and…”

***

(AUTHOR’S NOTE:

I was using the story based off Kaze no Klonoa2, or Klonoa2. I forgot the fourth element!!! If someone could remember I would love them to tell me what the fourth element is!!!)

?????

I sighed and said,

“Don’t worry about it guys, I promise I’ll come back here to Kanto and visit!”

My four friends looked at me sadly and one of them asked,

“So, Minarai-chan, you’re moving to a city called Akihara, right?”

I smiled and answered,

“That’s right, is it not Klonoa?”

My navi shook his head and replied,

“Ne, it is. But it will be just the tiniest bit sad to leave behind your friends, won’t it, Minarai-kun?”

I nodded sadly and said,

“Yeh, it will.”

Klonoa smiled at me and said reassuringly,

“I hear that Akihara is home to a special team of Net Saviors, and the best part is, they’re exactly your age! I’m sure you’ll have no problem fitting in!”

I giggled and said lovingly,

“Klonoa, I don’t know what I’d ever do without you!”

Klonoa blushed and told me,

“Aw, shucks, Minarai. You’re too kind!”

***

NETTO

I pounded on the Kamoka household’s front door and stepped back. I clutched Rockman’s PET tightly. Fuyuki was standing behind me.

Fuyuki asked,

“Hey, Netto-kun. Doesn’t Ralph’s family go to church every Sunday?”

I replied,

“Yeah, but ya never know. They could’ve stayed home today.”

Rockman sighed and stated,

“Fuyuki, don’t even bother. He’ll always be this stupid.”

I didn’t even bother to say anything to my smartass twin.

The Kamoka’s front door was suddenly opened to reveal Lauren and Ralph’s mother.

She smiled and said cheerfully,

“Well, whaddya know? It’s the Hikari brothers!”

In unison we greeted her with,

“Hi Mrs. Kamoka.”

She told us,

“Oh, yeah, while I remember! I thought you’d like to know that your mother and I arranged a party over here and all the neighbors are invited!”

I grinned and said excitedly,

“Oh, awesome!”

Mrs. Kamoka laughed and said before walking off,

“Well, I think I’ll leave you boys alone now.”

Netto elbowed me and asked,

“Hey, Fuyuki nii-chan? Why does this place seem bigger than Yaito’s? And why does Mrs. Kamoka sound like she's a twenty year-old trapped in a thirty year-old's body?”

I was about to answer my brother's stupid questions when a loud thumping noise interrupted me.

Lauren came flying down the staircase inconveniently placed in front of the front door.

That would’ve been fine except for the fact that SHE WAS NAKED!

Fuyuki covered up Rockman’s PET and my eyes and in a calm voice, told us,

“This scene is not suitable for young viewers. Miss ChibiForte, would you mind jumping to the next scene for me?”

***

FUYUKI

An embarrassed Lauren replied,

“Sure…why not…”

***

KLONOA

I sighed, and turning to look up at my netop, asked,

“Excuse me Minarai-chan, but are you nervous?”

Minarai shook her head and replied,

“Yes, you could say that.”

I sighed again a little relieved this time and said,

“You’re not the only one, Minarai-chan”

She looked at me and asked,

“Klonoa-kun, what would I do without you?”

I blushed and said,

“You don’t gotta add ‘kun’ to my name, remember? I’m the navi.”

She smiled and explained,

“Oh, Klonoa, I know that. But, in a way…I still feel the need to. After all, you ARE my best friend on the planet.”

I excitedly pointed out,

“Minarai-kun! Look! We’ve arrived in Lunate- …Akihara!”

Her face lightened up even more than it was lit up already and asked,

“Klonoa-kun, just a quick question, but, do you happen to know where we’ll be living?”

As fast as I could, I pulled out a program with a map on it.

I answered,

“I’m not sure what our address is, or our street name, but we’re supposed to live in between the Hikari family and the Kamoka family.

And, just our luck! Look, the Hikaris have three sons and the Kamokas have a son and daughter, but the best part is, these are the Net Savior kids!”

She grinned and said,

“Maybe we can all be friends!

Oh, and Klonoa-kun, I forgot to tell you, but I heard that one of the Kamoka navis loves cats. You might want to be careful.

Hey, look, we’re at the new house! Wow! It’s better when you see it firsthand!”

She held my PET up to the window so I could see too.

I exclaimed,

“Wahoo! It’s HUGE!”

(Author note:

Of course, he wouldn't be Klonoa if he didn't say 'wahoo!')

She looked sad and said,

“I do miss my friends a little…”

I said confidently, yet sarcastically,

“Ne, that’s what e-mails are for, right?”

***

ROCKMAN

“Hey, Fuyuki-chan, Netto-kun, I heard we’re supposed to get new neighbors.”

Fuyuki and Netto turned their attention to me.

Netto asked,

“What’s their last name?”

I replied,

“I heard it’s Yoshida. As a matter of fact, the Yoshida’s daughter is your age, Netto-kun.”

Fuyuki asked,

“Anything else ya know about her?”

I explained,

“Well, her name’s Minarai, and she’s got a navi like no other. I heard her navi doesn’t even LOOK like a navi.”

Netto-kun questioned,

“So, Rockman, what’s this navi’s name?”

“Nobody knows. Supposedly, he’s taken the name of the character in that ‘Lunatea’s Veil’ legend. You know, that one story about some ‘cat’. Only God knows how he could be classified as a cat, though.”

Fuyuki stood up after laying on Netto’s bed for a while and exclaimed,

“I’ve got it!! Lauren has that book with the legend in it! I’ll e-mail her!”

He turned down to his PET and asked,

“Starman, would you mind sending an e-mail for me?”

“Nope, not one bit, Fuyuki-chan!”

He nodded, and typed up a quick e-mail. Seconds later, Starman reappeared in his PET, Trill following shortly after.

She said,

“You’ve got mail!”

***

NETTO

I asked,

“What’s it say?”

Fuyuki asked,

“Starman?”

Starman nodded and replied,

“The name of the legendary ‘Dream Traveler’ cat was Klonoa. Oh, and thank you Trill. Send your netop our gratitude as well, and tell her to come over here ASAP.”

Trill said,

“Okie dokie smokie! Bye Rockie!”

And vanished.

Rockman blushed and muttered,

“She’s going to get it when I’m normal!”

***

KLONOA

I asked,

“Minarai-chan, why don’t you go meet the Hikaris and Kamokas?”

She nodded and replied,

“Let’s do that right now.”

I grinned and stated,

“THAT’s more like the Minarai I know!”

She asked,

“Shall we?”

And knocked on what I presumed was the Hikari’s front door.

Shortly after, the door was opened.

A boy stood across from us.

His hair and eyes were brown, contrasting with the blue headband he wore. The headband had a red and black navi symbol on it. His shorts were black with yellow stripes on the sides, while he wore black socks.

He greeted me with,

“Hi, Hikari Netto’s the name. Do I know you?”

Minarai answered,

“No, you probably wouldn’t. I’m Minarai, your new neighbor.”

Minarai extended her hand out, and Netto shook it.

Netto said,

“Well, hi Minarai, and welcome to the neighborhood. If you don’t mind, I want you to meet a couple of my friends.”

He stepped aside to let us in. Then he led us up the staircase leading to the 2nd story of their house. He stopped at what was probably his room, and opened the door, revealing 6 kids in various places.

He cleared his throat and introduced Minarai with,

“Guys, this is Minarai, that new girl I found out was moving in. Minarai, of course, I have to introduce everyone!”

He pointed to himself and said,

“Of course, you know that I’m Netto…this is-”

A blue navi walked out of the bathroom connected to his room and said,

“Uh, Netto-kun, I thought you’d like to know that the sink in your bathroom’s broken.”

Netto sighed and informed the navi,

“Rockman, I know that. Now would yo-

…

ROCKMAN?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DONG IN THE REAL WORLD?!”

The navi known as Rockman shrugged and screamed back,

“LIKE I WOULD HAVE A CLUE!!!”

I was suddenly transported into the human realm and poked Minarai on the shoulder.

She turned around and exclaimed,

“Klonoa-kun! You’re in the human realm! How’d you get here?”

I shrugged like Rockman also did and replied,

“Ne, beats me.”

A grey and aqua-green navi ran up and glomped me.

I tried to shove her away but her grip was strong. I don’t mean weightlifter strong, I mean God-like strength strong!

I asked,

“Excuse me, but who might you be?”

She giggled and said,

“Trill’s the name! And you‘re the Dream Traveler kitten!!!"

I struggled to pull away from the strong girl's grip, but I bet myself I'll have some bruises in a couple days. -_-;

I smiled and informed her,

“I’m Klonoa. Pleased to meet you Trill! Oh, and, I‘m not a kitten, just a cat.”

I noticed Rockman staring at me. He was almost the same size as me, although I looked at least four inches taller. He was about half the size of everyone.

(Author's note:

I don't care who the hell you are reading this, but LEARN THE DAMN METRIC SYSTEM!! Wait a minute, I'm not making sense! But I'll convert that anyway:

4 in = 7 1/2 cm for all I know -.- )

I asked,

“Wow, they all say you’re small, but this was a bit shorter than what I was expecting!”

He fumed and asked,

“Aw, what’s it to ya kitty?!”

I said calmly,

“True, I may be a neko, but I at least look halfway decent.”

He asked teasingly,

“So then, Klonoa, if you’re a cat, why’re yer ears all big and floppy?!”

A huge anime-styled sweat drop rolled off the back of my head as I answered,

“Rockman, I would LOVE to know myself. -_-; ”

I then turned to everyone else and asked,

“Oh, Netto-kun, may I take a guess at who everyone is?”

Netto nodded.

I first pointed to a girl wearing a green shirt, skirt, and bandana with long brown hair and asked,

“You’re Kamoka Lauren, are you not?”

Her brown eyes shined in the light as she nodded and answered,

“E-yup, that’s me!”

I looked over at a boy and his navi.

The boy seemed about Netto’s age. His hair was black and dyed white at the top. That’s all I needed to know to figure out that

“You’re Ijuin Enzan, and your navi is Blues, right?”

The boy and the navi next to him shook their heads.

I guessed,

“And this’ll be score seven for me when I say that you’re Hikari Fuyuki, you’re Starman, that’s Katya, and you’re Katya’s navi, Cyclone.”

All four kids nodded and Katya said,

“Hey Cyclone, I bet ya like him!”

Cyclone elbowed her lightly and said jokingly,

“As if!”

“You’re Ralph, and you’re Forte!”

I exclaimed, rather confident now.

Ralph and Forte looked up.

Forte moaned,

“Please….shoot me in the head!! T_T ”

Ralph sighed and smiled before saying,

“Correct, cat-dude.”

“So that means that you’re Lauren, you’re Meiru, and that leaves Roll, who’s standing next to Meiru.”

Netto grinned broadly and exclaimed,

“Right on the mark, Klonoa!”

I stepped back so I was next to Minarai and introduced her.

“Guys, this is my netop, Minarai. Minarai, this is…well, everybody.”

Minarai waved shyly and said,

“Um, hi.”

Lauren came up and put her arm on Minarai’s shoulder and said jokingly,

“Aw, come on Minarai, don’t be shy! It’s not like we bite! Well, it’s not like I bite anyway!”

I laughed and said,

“I’m starting to like you guys already!”

Minarai questioned,

“Uh, why does everyone but Katya, Cyclone, and Ralph have various animal/reptile parts?”

Netto replied,

“Er, -_-; long story.”

I asked,

“So, what happened to the city that used to be here?”

Everyone but Lauren, Trill, and Forte asked,

“What city?”

I replied,

“Legend has it a city once existed here. It was called Lunatea. Anyone know what happened?”

Trill shook her head and tears started running down her face.

She replied,

“Oh, Lunatea, okay then, you really wanna know what happened?

Lunatea got destroyed when Volk took over and started swallowing it up. Every creature in Lunatea was killed, except for a pirate, three cats, a lion, and an unknown creature.

(Oh dear, I'm not making sense again! At the end of Kaze no Klonoa2, didn't Volk join Lunatea?!)

They fled the scene in the pirate’s airship, and after that, nothing was heard of them.”

I gasped and asked,

“Do you know the names of the survivors?!”

She nodded and answered,

“Klonoa, Leorina, Tat, King of Sorrow, Lolo, and Popka.”

I laughed and said,

“Hey, that’s weird, Klonoa’s MY name!”

Everyone in the room laughed and Rockman said a little confused,

“Ah ha ha ha…I don’t get it. ”

I clenched a fist together in the air and said boldly,

“Well, we gotta find out why navis are appearing in the real world!”

Minarai said worried,

“Klonoa, you don’t have a weapon!”

I grinned and reassured her,

“Ne, I’ll find one!”

(Author's note:

Why is Klonoa saying 'ne'? I have no clue myself. Sounds like a noise a cat makes, which it probably is, mind me!)

***

TRILL

We walked around the city for a while.

Klonoa sneezed.

I asked,

“What’s up, kitty?”

He replied,

“There’s a strong scent here that my nose apparently doesn’t like.”

I turned my head around.

Enzan and Blues were puking their guts out.

I winced and pointed to them before telling Klonoa,

“At least your stomach isn’t weak like theirs. -_-; ”

He nodded and asked,

“Netto, what’s down that alley?”

“Uh, a shortcut to a cemetery. Why?”

Klonoa sneezed again and said,

“Perfect.”

I asked,

“Why are we going to a cemetery?”

He replied,

“You’ll see.”

***

ROCKMAN

I asked,

“Do we HAVE to go there?”

“You don’t have to come if you don’t want to, Rockman.”

Klonoa informed me.

He smiled and said,

“You just stay here and watch for ghosts. The rest of us’ll go in.”

I grinned and said,

“Okay.”

As soon as they all were gone I said to myself,

“Okay, watch for ghosts. Watch for ghosts. Watch for gh-

…

GHOSTS?!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!”

I screamed,

“NETTO-KUN!!!!!”

And ran into the cemetery as fast as I could.

***

KLONOA

An anime-styled sweat drop ran down the back of my head as I guessed,

“I’m assuming you don’t like ghosts. -_-; ”

Netto stepped in and told me,

“Nope, he doesn’t. In fact, he’s horrified of ’em!”

Trill glomped me and said,

“Rockman’s not the only one!”

I shrugged her off and thought to myself,

<Like Lolo.>

Trill asked,

“Who’s Lolo?”

Startled by the fact that she was almost reading my mind, I asked,

“Who are you talking about?”

She answered sternly,

“Klonoa, don’t be stupid. It’s not like I can’t hear your every thought, so spit it out.”

I stuttered,

“Err, I- ne, uh, I, I…she’s-”

Rockman shoved me forward, sending me face-first into a grave’s tall headstone.

I rubbed my head, and whined,

“What was that for?”

Rockman yelled,

“That’s fer earlier, hairball!”

Again, with the anime sweat drop, I said,

“Hasn’t ANYONE gotten tired of these cat jokes yet?! -_-; ”

Enzan and Blues raised their hands.

Netto rolled his eyes and said,

“No shit you are!”

We all kept walking, me in the lead.

I suddenly face-planted into the ground and yelped,

“Ouch!!”

I picked up the object I had tripped on:

A large gold ring with an emerald at the end that I assumed was about two inches(five centimeters I think).

I thought,

<What luck! I finally found the ring! Now I can finally find all my friends!>

I heard a girl’s voice in my head that asked,

<What friends, Klonoa-kun?>

I looked at the girls and saw Trill looking me in right in the eyes.

I answered,

<Long story. For now, let’s get back to Netto-kun’s house.>

Trill sighed.

I thought,

<Hmmm, I wonder…>

I concentrated hard on moving my ears up and down until I was applying so much force I was able to lift my body up in the air a good 4 or 5 feet.

I yelled,

“Hey! Everyone! I found my new weapon! May we go now?”

Cyclone pointed to me and exclaimed,

“Oh, schweet! He’s flying! Now if somebody or something would explode, this fic would be PERFECT!”

I sighed and asked,

“I’m guessing you like explosions?”

Katya answered for her,

“A little TOO MUCH, you could say…”

I laughed and questioned,

“Does anyone think we should end this chapter right now?”

Everyone nodded.

“Well, you heard all of us! This is the end of chapter, uh 6? Was it 5 or 6? Aw, whatever.”

~*~

There ya go Haly K, Klonoa's finally here! Anyone else think Rockman abuses him too much?
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[Haly K]

Klonoa! :D BTW the fourth element is Indecision, which is a fancy word for doubt, ok?
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