Sailor Netto *Read at own risk* Read the warnings, please?

[Neko]

Putting this and the crossover in one thread will get WAAAAAY too cluttered. So I'm just gonna repost the first ep and the second ep here.

I'll scream it again WARNING! If you do NOT want to loose sanity DON'T read this. This fic is like the love child of "Little Predicaments" and "The Chosen" from hell. I'm not kidding. Be careful >.> <---- Don't you DARE say I didn't warn you.

So many people want to read the Omake that it's getting kind of hard to keep track of who wants it.

This Omake is with Netto, Enzan and Laika in place of Sailor Moon charachters, quite cracky and no FLAMES because of content espically if you hightlighted it after I warned you. Do I make myself clear?


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Netto walked back to his house from school while the rain poured down around him. It was a dreary wet day and nothing was really going on except for the fact that there was a supposed meteor shower that night but with the way the weather was acting no one there was going to see it. He sighed and continued to walk home taking care to keep his head down so he wouldn’t get completely soaked by the torrents of water coming down everywhere around him. After a few minutes of walking along the road way he noticed something shining in the dirty grass next to the road. It was a smooth rock that was a placid ivory color. Curiosity got the better of him and he picked it up and turned it over in his hand, finally he put it in his pocket and continued his walk in the rain.

“I’m home!” he called out dully to anyone who could hear him in the empty house. He walked over to the fridge and saw a hastily scribbled note on the door of the fridge, “Netto, I’ve gone out to deliver food to your father, I’ll be home in a few hours, love, mama,” he read out loud. “Whatever,” he shrugged and pulled off his sopping coat.

He went upstairs and flopped onto his bed taking care to miss his pillows so they wouldn’t be wet when he went to bed. “Lovely day,” he muttered into the comforter.

“It is, isn’t it?” a voice asked.

Netto sat up quickly and grabbed a pillow, holding it up as if it was a weapon. “Who’s there?” he called out while brandishing the pillow.

“Oh relax kid, you’re not going to hurt anyone with that thing,” the voice said.

“Who?” Netto asked again.

Finally a dainty looking Siamese jumped onto his bed and waved a paw, “Down here.”

Netto stared at it with wide brown eyes, “Talking… cat…”

“So what else is new?” the cat asked.

Netto threw the pillow at the cat and made a break for his door but the cat merely dodged and stepped in front of Netto making him trip and fall flat on his face. “Okay, now that that’s over with, care to listen to me for a second.”

Netto pulled his face out of the plush that was his carpet and glared at the cat, “Cat’s don’t talk,” he said evenly.

“I talk,” the cat said.

Netto sat upright on the floor and held his hand to his forehead, “I must be sick and delusional from the rain,” he said. “Because I’m talking to a CAT.”

“Oh will you just shut up and listen?” the cat muttered. “Look, all I’m here for is the stone you picked up and put in your pocket. Give me the stone and I’ll go away.”

Netto stood up, “Fine,” he said while reaching into his pocket. He expected his fingers to brush the stone but he found that there was nothing there. “Huh?” he asked.

“Huh, what do you mean huh?” the cat asked.

Netto reached into his second pocket and looked for the stone, “It’s not here. I must have dropped it,” he muttered.

The cat glared at him with piercing blue eyes, “Look kid I know that stone is in here and you have it.”

Netto glared back, “Now how would you know that?” he asked. “Look, I don’t have it; I must have dropped it or something.”

The cat jumped on his bed and looked him over again, “I don’t believe it,” the cat muttered.

“Believe what?” Netto asked crossly. He was tired and all he really wanted to do was get out of his wet clothes and take a bath but no, he had to run into a freaking talking cat.

The cat sighed and looked almost dejected, “Well, I guess introductions are in order now, my name is Nova.”

Netto blinked, “Hi… my name is Netto, I’m sorry but can you leave now, I want to take a bath and go to bed.”

“Sorry kid, but you can’t do that,” Nova said.

“Yes I can,” Netto said. “Now if you’ll excuse me…” he turned around and walked to the door.

Nova jumped down from the bed and trotted over, stepping in front of Netto with a rather tacky looking broach in the shape of a star in its mouth. “Take this,” Nova said.

Netto glanced down at it and picked it up. “What the hell is it?” he asked while examining it.

“I’ll explain once you do something for me. If nothing happens I’ll go away, but if something does happen you have to listen to me,” Nova said sharply.

Netto shrugged; anything to make the talking animal go away. “Fine,” he sighed.

“Hold it in the air and say ‘Star Crystal Power, Make Up,’” Nova instructed.

Anything but that, “Um… no,” Netto said.

“Why not?” Nova asked.

“Because that’s stupid,” Netto muttered.

Nova smirked, “Hey, I said if nothing happens I’ll go away,” she said with a grin.

Netto sighed and glanced down at the tacky broach. “Promise?” he asked.

Nova nodded, “I promise,” she answered.

Netto sighed, he really wanted to take that bath now and he was willing to do just about anything to do it. “Fine,” he muttered while holding up the broach half heartedly. “Star Crystal Power, Make Up,” he said sulkily.

Suddenly the broach began to glow a very bright white. Netto was forced to shut his eyes while Nova merely looked on with a vaguely interested look. When the light faded Netto stood there in a short Sailor Warrior outfit. The skirt was black and the bow was silver. She had on knee high boots and elbow high gloves along with a tiara with a small silver star in the middle. “What in the HELL?” she screeched.

“Hello, Sailor Stardust,” Nova said silkily.

Netto looked at her reflection again and noted a few more things she wasn’t exactly used to. “Oh my god…” she said weakly.

Nova jumped on an empty bookshelf in the room to be at eye level with Netto. “Now will you listen to me?” Nova asked.

“Change me back, NOW!” Netto yelled.

“We had a deal, remember?” Nova hissed.

“I’m a freaking GIRL!” Netto bellowed back.

“Listen to me and I’ll tell you how to change back,” Nova said simply.

Netto crossed her arms over her chest and glared at the cat, “Fine, I’m listening,” she muttered.

“The stone that you picked up on the way home today was a crystal known as the ‘Heart of Star’ and it contained the power energy of a very old entity. I was to have found a suitable host for the energy but I… misplaced it,” Nova said while looking away. “Anyways, you found it and apparently the energy found you a suitable host and really there is nothing I can do about it.”

“Okay…” Netto muttered, “Fine, now tell me how to change back.”

Nova sighed, “Place your hand on the broach and…” she started but before she could finish there was a scream from outside. “The Black Hole entity, it’s here already?”

“The what?” Netto asked. All she really wanted was to go back to being a boy and taking a freaking bath.

“Your enemy,” Nova said simply. “You have to fight it.”

Netto put her face mere inches away from Nova’s and glared at the saucy cat, “Um… lesse, hell no.”

“It will find you and kill you then,” Nova said.

Netto rolled her eyes, “I just wanna relax…” she whined.

“You can relax after you kill the monster,” Nova answered.

“Fine,” Netto hissed and jumped out the window. She landed softly on the ground two stories below and ran at the large shadow across the way. “Hey ugly, over here!” she yelled.

Nova resisted the urge to slam her head into the window. “Insult something twenty times bigger then you, brilliant,” she hissed.

The massive shadow creature wandered over to where Netto was hurling insults at it and stared down at the tiny Sailor Warrior. “Big…” Netto said while looking up at it.

The monster slammed and hand down on the ground trying to crush Netto but she dodged and landed a few feet away. “Wait… what do I do!?” she yelled out.

“Try fighting it!” Nova smirked.

Netto ran away from the giant thing, “How?” she asked while running.

“Well you were the one who jumped out of the window before I could explain anything else,” Nova said.

“Stop acting superior and tell me how to win!” Netto screeched.

“It will come to you,” Nova said loudly. “If you’re really meant to have that power,” she added to herself.

Netto jumped over a wrecked car and managed to dodge another blow from the giant monster. “This SUCKS!” she yelled.

Finally the monster pulled back its hand with every intent to finish off the little pest. Netto was just ticked off at that point. She glared at the monster and raised her hand in the air, “Shining Stardust ATTACK!” she yelled and a bright light obliterated the monster from existence.

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Back at Netto’s house Netto was soaking in the tub and Nova was talking to him through the door. “Well kid, obviously you were chosen so you have to keep on doing this.”

“I don’t ‘have’ to do anything,” Netto yelled back. “I am not willingly going to turn into a girl again, okay?”

“Fine, then let the monsters kill you, fine with me,” Nova said.

Netto sunk into the tub and blew bubbles sulkily in the water. “I don’t like you,” he said finally.

“That’s good to know, so what are you going to do?” Nova asked.

Netto sighed and leaned back into the tub. “Stay alive,” he admitted.

Nova smiled, “Good choice kid, good choice.”

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EP 2




Saito crept into his twin’s room the next day and shook Netto awake. “Come on, time for school,” he said brightly.

“School?” Netto muttered. “Damnit, Saito, you’re supposed to be sick,” he whined into his pillow.

“I got better, not get up,” he said.

Netto groaned and Saito simply pushed him out of bed. “See you down stairs in five,” he said cheerfully as Netto threw him silent death threats from his new position on the floor.

Nova jumped on Netto’s chest and stared at him with light blue eyes, “You’re a twin?” she asked.

Netto sat up while pushing Nova off him, “Yeah, and I need to get to school, so bye,” he said sulkily as he walked out of the room.

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Netto and Saito walked into their classroom and took their seats just before the bell rang. “You made it on time,” a cool voice said behind them.

“Shut up, Enzan,” Netto muttered. After what happened the night before, he wasn’t in a pleasant mood.

Enzan threw a questioning look to Saito who merely shrugged in return.

“Take your seats,” a voice said from the front of the class and everyone else settled down for the school day.

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“Netto-kun, are you okay?” Saito asked his brother quietly as they walked home.

“I’m fine,” Netto sighed. “Just… tired.”

“Try ‘totally exhausted’” Saito pushed.

Netto threw him a sidelong glance and grinned weakly. “You know me way to well,” he said.

“I’m your older brother, it’s my job,” Saito said with a touch of concern. “Are you all right? Are you getting what I got?” he asked suddenly while holding a hand to Netto’s forehead.

Netto pushed the hand away irritably, “I’m fine,” he said. “As long as…” he started but never got the chance to finish what he was going to say because a loud crash reverberated though the ground below them.

“That can’t be good,” Saito noted. “Is it an earthquake?”

Netto shook his head, “I don’t know, maybe.” In the corner of his eye he saw Nova jumping up and down but he slickly decided to ignore it. “If it is then we should go home, nii-san,” he said quickly.

Saito nodded, not noticing anything out of the norm, “Okay,” he said and together they ran home. Nova gave an exasperated sigh and followed.

Once they got home Netto made the mistake of running upstairs to his room by himself while Saito called their mother. Nova managed to corner him there before he realized what he did. “Okay, you know what that is!” she hissed. “Get ready!”

“But…” Netto started.

“No! You said you would carry the responsibility,” Nova said.

“It’s not like I had a freaking choice!” Netto said in a quiet yell so Saito couldn’t hear.

“Okay then,” Nova said while switching tactics. “Wait, it’ll come here soon enough, you can protect yourself fine, but what about your older brother?” she asked while daintily licking a paw.

Netto glared at her with pure hate in his eyes, “I hate you,” he hissed.

“Come on!” Nova said while returning the glare. “What’s your choice?”

Netto pulled out the tacky star-shaped broach, “One day, I will pay you back for this,” he muttered.

Nova shook her head, “I don’t doubt it kid.”

Netto sighed and looked at the broach with a dreading look on his face. “Star crystal power, make up,” he said as quietly as he could as if he could will the transformation not to happen. The second the thing started to glow he knew he was in trouble.

“Well? Go kill it!” Nova urged her when the light faded.

“For the record,” Netto said while pointing at Nova, “Even in this form, I still hate you.”

“I know,” Nova said. “But every second wasted here is another second that thing gets closer to this house and your family.”

Netto gave an almost whimpering sound before she leapt out the window and took great care not to be seen by Saito.

She ran as fast as she could down the streets until she reached a water type monster that was flooding everything it could find. The small tremors were coming from the sewer systems being filled to the breaking point and Netto made a mental note to not go anywhere near tap water for the next few hours. “Hey you!” she yelled.

The water monster turned its head towards her and morphed into a vaguely humanoid shape. “Hello there,” it said in a non gender identifying voice.

“Uh… hi…” Netto said simply. “You can talk?” she asked suddenly.

The thing gave a creepy laugh and inclined what Netto took to be a head, “Sweetie, I’m a monster, not stupid.”

“But the monster yesterday…” Netto said.

“Could talk, but you just didn’t give it a chance too. Not a mistake I’ll be making!” it said viciously while throwing a tendril of water that Netto managed to dodge. The water slammed into the ground with such force that the concrete plate it smashed into snapped in two. Netto looked at the rubble and gulped nervously.

“Heh, neat power,” she said.

It didn’t answer but instead threw another tendril at Netto who dodged again but this time it coiled around and wrapped it self around her ankle and slammed her into the ground. “Is this the great protector that the master is after? Feh, you’re not worth my time… to bad I can’t kill you…”

“Owww…” Netto said while lying in the rubble that used to be a section of city road. “Wait… you’re not trying to kill me?” she asked.

“Hon, if I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead already,” it smirked.

Netto gulped, she didn’t doubt those words. And somehow being captured by an unknown assailant didn’t sound much better then death. It raised another tendril and threw it at Netto who dodged and landed behind a building and let the stone shield her from the attack. “Think… how do I defeat this thing… I need to catch it off guard somehow…”

“Are you done playing around, because I’m getting bored,” it said.

Netto took in a deep breath and charged at it yelling. That certainly did catch it off guard and Netto took the split second hesitation to throw her attack at it, “Shining, star dust attack!” she yelled.

It went right into the water monster and was absorbed immediately. “AH! That’s not how it works in the movies!” she screeched.

It merely gave a watery laugh and summoned a giant sphere of water. “That was stupid,” it said.

Netto felt something tap her on the shoulder. She spun around and saw a tendril of water too late that wrapped its self around her and picked her up off the ground. “Ahhh… put me down!” she yelled.

“Oh shut up and quiet down, I’m not going to kill you but giving me reason to isn’t the best idea,” it muttered.

“Let me…” Netto started again in an even louder voice but found all too soon that she was in the sphere of water. Bubbles issued from her mouth and she realized that she couldn’t breathe within the sphere.

Apparently it did too but it merely smirked and nodded, “Don’t worry; you’ll only be in there for about a minute.”

Netto didn’t have the luxury of taking a breath before being rudely deposited into the sphere and while yelling at the top of her lungs had deprived her of most air she had before she could feel her consciousness slipping away. “Nova… you are so dead…” she thought.

Netto dimly heard a screech and felt herself drop before passing out entirely.

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“Wake up!” a voice said roughly.

“Huh?” Netto asked and coughed. “Ow…” she muttered. She looked up into the face of a boy who was wearing a mask, a top hat, a cape and a tuxedo. He had white and black hair and his eyes were hidden by the tacky glasses he was wearing as a mask, how they stayed on his face was a mystery to Netto. “Who the hell are you?” she asked harshly.

He looked a little put out, “Just call me Tuxedo Kamen and… I just saved your life you know,” he added.

Netto coughed, “Ah, thanks,” she muttered. She looked around to see that she was currently being cradled in his arms. “Put me down now,” she said evenly.

“But you…” he started.

“Put. Me. Down. Now.” She said again with more force.

Tuxedo Kamen set her down on the roof top he had carried her too. “Okay, evil water monster wants to kidnap me and I’m nabbed by a freak in dress up clothes instead, this is going great,” Netto said sarcastically.

“Um excuse me…” he said again feeling a little irritated by the one who was a moment before the damsel in distress.

“Look, you… shut up, please. I need to figure this out,” Netto hissed. She eyed the monster looking for her on the streets and a live electrical wire dancing a few blocks away in her sight. “Perfect…” Netto said with an evil grin.

“Miss, are you okay?”

“Me, I’m fine. That thing is soooo dead though,” Netto said with a cackle as she jumped off the building.

“Huh?” he asked himself.

Netto ran over to it and waved her arms. “Oy! Stupid, over here!”

“There you are…” it hissed. It slithered over until it was right under some telephone wired.

“Shining, star dust ATTACK!” Netto yelled with new vigor and threw it at the wires.

“If that didn’t work before, what makes you think it will work n…” the monster started but never got the time to finish. The wire above it was cut and the electricity poured into its body zapping it from the face of the earth.

“Ha! Take that!” Netto cheered.

“Very interesting way of fighting…” Tuxedo Kamen said to himself before vanishing mysteriously.

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“Netto-kun, where have you been?!” Saito screeched.

“Out…” Netto said innocently.

“Out! Out?” Saito asked. “You…” he gave up and sighed in defeat. “You amaze me, Netto-kun.”

Netto grinned, “I know,” he said with a smile.
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...Holy crap, that scared me sooo much. But still, it was funny, and it was good to read. Awesome, and scary, work, Neko.
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I WARNED yooooouuuu /o/~

Yes, scary... blame Deadly Serenade, ALL HER FAULT
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Don't worry, if people do chase after you I won't be part of it cause I liked this as well. Not sure what else to say other than that this was an awesome fic.
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Oh Neko! That was absolutely lovely and hilarius XDD Tuxedo Enzan is so so so.... I can't describe it but it's a mix of funny and cool in a wicked kind of way. XDD

Keep up with the excelent work, Neko. :3 Oh I just caught one typo, I don't think I was able to spot any more. Just a mixed up Now for Not.
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Oh Neko! That was absolutely lovely and hilarius XDD Tuxedo Enzan is so so so.... I can't describe it but it's a mix of funny and cool in a wicked kind of way. XDD

Keep up with the excelent work, Neko. :3 Oh I just caught one typo, I don't think I was able to spot any more. Just a mixed up Now for Not.
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O_O *ROFLHO* I know you put sanity warnings, but since I have almost no common sense, I still read the fic. I still love it for its hilarity though. XD Man, I'm gonna have crazy nightmares tonight.
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must. not. die. laughing.

aw to hell with it. it's too funny neko-sempai!! XD omg, that is hilarious, but i'm starting to wonder who Laika will be. >.>

tuxedo enzan. ^___^ keep writing!

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[N2-0 Night]

As weird as the title sounded for me, this is quite a read. Absolutely interesting. I like it.
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Interesting doesn't begin to describe this I mean Netto turning into a girl when ever he transforms.It would be funny if Meiru was walking by as he transformed. She would freak. Enzan makes the perfect Tuxedo Kamen.

Can't wait to find out who get to take the place of the other scouts.
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Damn, I was hoping for Tuxedo Blues; aw well, Enzan works just as well, I guess. Great ficcy, Neko-sempai. :D
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You never cease to amaze me with just how absurd a fic can go. Every time I read this, I am almost always snickering or bawling in laughter because of the absurdness of the subject at hand. I haven't laughed at a fic like this since VGR's satire. Enzan is just...well...I would never picture him in a position like that, and he seems to be almost as absurd as Netto, but still retains some of his persona from the games.

Heh, satire. How I have missed thee. Good work, Neko. ^_^
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[Neko]

“Huh, no evil monster things for a week,” Netto said randomly to Nova one day. “Have they given up?” he asked.

Nova sniffed, “After two battles? Are you joking?”

Netto glared at the saucy cat, “Well, you know it’s not like I enjoy becoming a girl,” he muttered.

“But you enjoy beating the crap out of evil monsters,” Nova pointed out.

“Kinda…” Netto said slowly.

“Then think of that as a perk,” Nova said while jumping on the window sill.

“Hey, where are you going?” Netto asked.

“To find someone,” Nova replied. “You can take care of yourself.”

Netto stuck his tongue out at her, “Yeah I can you stupid cat.”

“I heard that!” her voice came in through the window.

Netto glared at the open window but didn’t say anything. Instead he walked down stairs while sighing heavily giving Saito to wonder what was wrong with his little brother. “Netto-kun?” he asked.

“Hm?” Netto replied.

“Are you all right?” Saito inquired. “You look… annoyed.”

Netto shrugged, “I am annoyed,” he admitted.

“Oh,” Saito said and pretended to return to the book he was reading.

Netto sighed and flopped on the couch while turning on the TV. He flipped lazily through the channels for a few minutes before a loud anchor woman caught his attention. “…and behind me you can see a rather large spider destroying much of the down town area,” she said calmly.

“Rather large?” Saito asked while peering at the TV. “That thing is like, two stories tall?”

Netto simply looked revolted. “Ew…” he said.

“It’s a spider,” Saito said.

“It’s twenty feet tall!” Netto yelped. “I have issues with the two centimeter tall ones.”

Saito rolled his eyes, “I know that,” he muttered.

Netto quickly changed the channel, “Well, not my problem,” he muttered.

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“So, I see you met Sailor Stardust yesterday,” Nova said smarmily.

“I did,” Tuxedo Kamen said while avoiding the implication of the statement.

“And?” Nova asked.

“And what?”

“Do you think she’s strong?” Nova pushed.

Tuxedo Kamen cleared his throat, “She’s very… spirited,” he said slowly.

“Awww, does the legendary Tuxedo Kamen not like being showed up by a girl?” Nova asked him.

Tuxedo Kamen bristled at those words, “I could have taken that monster out,” he hissed.

Nova smirked, “I know, I know. So, are you going to go defeat the monster destroying the down town area or are we going to talk all day?” she asked.

Tuxedo Kamen glared at her before disappearing in a twirl of his cape.

“I wish you wouldn’t annoy Enzan-sama so much,” a voice said from the shadows.

Nova turned around to see a slender man with long white hair that went past his knees while dressed in a no nonsense black suit and wearing sunglasses come out to greet her. “Hello Blues, and I’m not trying to annoy him,” she purred.

Blues raised an eyebrow, “Oh?” he asked.

“I’m merely trying to get them to work together. They will need to at some point you know,” Nova said.

“And by annoying them you hope to accomplish this?” Blues asked.

Nova shrugged, “You just keep being Enzan-chan’s parental unit, he only listens to you anyway. I’ll worry about Stardust.”

“Who is she?” Blues asked.

“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you,” Nova muttered as she dashed off.

A very confused Blues was left standing in the rose bushes as a small battle raged in the downtown area.

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Netto felt something in his pocket and he quickly abandoned his TV show to go see what it was leaving a bemused Saito behind. He pulled the broach out of his pocket and opened it, where Nova’s voice came out of it, “Where the hell are you?” she screeched.

“I uhhh… wasn’t aware anything was going on,” Netto lied.

“Like hell! There’s a twenty foot spider demon attacking the downtown area,” Nova hissed.

“O-oh… really?” Netto asked.

Nova groaned, “Just get down there please.”

Netto glared at her but sighed at the same time, “Fine,” he groaned.

“Netto-kun?” a voice called out from the living room.

“Sorry nii-san,” Netto winced as he climbed out the window.

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Enzan hit the massive spider with everything he had and then some but still the creature managed to evade his attacks. Finally after ten minutes of battle Enzan was slammed into a building by the spider and pretty much at its mercy. “Shining star dust ATTACK!” someone yelled out and the spider was knocked over.

Netto jumped down and grabbed Enzan pulling him to safety while the spider was preoccupied with her attack. “You okay?” she asked him.

“I’m fine,” Enzan growled while pushing Netto away.

“Hey, I was just asking,” Netto retorted. “Or as I saw that attack wasn’t going so well.”

Enzan glared at her, “Look, I’ve been handling these incidents for about a month now and every one was taken in secret. Now you come along and the damn thing is getting press coverage!” he hissed.

“Everyone thinks it’s a sci-fi special,” Netto pointed out.

Enzan rubbed his head, “That’s not really the point.”

“Heh… such amusing prey,” a deep voice said.

“Ew… it talked,” Netto winced.

“You’re afraid of spiders?” Enzan asked her incredulously.

“Well excuse me for finding a spider that is two stories tall creepy,” Netto hissed.

“So you’re the one the master wants,” the spider said while turning all eight of its bulbous eyes on Netto.

“Uh… no… she just left,” Netto said. “I’m taking her place.”

“Brilliant,” Enzan muttered.

Netto stepped on his foot, hard. Enzan pretended not to notice but it really hurt anyways.

“The master will reward me greatly!” it yelled and shot out a white strand.

“A piece of string?” Netto asked while looking at it as it went in between them, “That’s your attack?”

The piece of string then lifted up the slap of cement it had stuck to and the spider swung it around like a mace.

“A piece of string?” Enzan asked her as they ran from the huge piece of sediment.

“Shut up,” Netto muttered.

They managed to get about a block before they ran into a giant spider web woven between two buildings. “That’s… not good,” Netto said slowly.

“It’s coming,” Enzan yelled.

Netto turned around and raised her hand, “Shining…” she started but an invisible string grabbed her wrist and pulled it down. “Ah!” she yelled.

“Don’t…move…” Enzan said slowly.

“What?” Netto asked.

“This whole place… all of it is covered in those strings. If you move any more you’re as good as captured,” Enzan explained.

“Ah, so you humans do notice things. But not until it’s too late,” it said with a click of its pincers that they took to be a laugh of some kind.

“What do we do?” Netto asked Enzan.

“Now you need my help?” Enzan asked her.

“Shut up and do something!” Netto snapped.

“I think I’ll start with your friend,” it grinned.

“Huh?” Netto asked.

“Ah!” Enzan cried out as he was lifted off his feet by small strings that cut into his skin.

“So you’re the male protector that’s been killing off my brethren. I can’t say I’m too happy about that,” it said with a smirk.

Enzan pulled out his staff, “And what are you going to do about it,” he hissed. He may have been between a rock and a hard place but he would be damned if he didn’t fight till the end.

The monster charged forward with its fangs bared and Enzan shoved the staff between them keeping its mouth open. “Heh…” Enzan said.

Then there was a deep sound that came from its throat that sounded like a chuckle right before the side pincers pierced Enzan’s arm. His eyes widened behind his mask as the venom seeped into his veins. Then the spider snapped his staff and laughed at Enzan. “You’ll be dead in twelve hours,” it grinned. “And I don’t envy you your death,” it hissed before it threw Enzan away from the small cocoon.

“Hey, leave him alone!” Netto yelled, completely forgetting about the spider threads and walking right into them. She twisted and managed to entwine herself so deeply that she couldn’t move.

Enzan pushed himself up weakly to see the cross section in between the buildings get sealed off completely by the web strands.

“Enzan-sama…” a voice said sadly above him.

“Blues… looks like we blew it,” Enzan sighed.

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Inside the giant spider web dome Netto was held against the main web with tight threads that she could not break no matter how hard she struggled. “Let me go you freak!”

“Oh don’t worry, I’ll let you go when we leave for Kalinari,” it hissed.

“What?” Netto asked in a ‘what the hell is that?’ kind of voice.

“My dimension, where you will get to meet Master Laika,” it said. “In approximately, three hours, I need to wait for the gateway to open again.”

“Three hours,” Netto breathed. “Okay, I got three hours to escape. Right… totally doable,” she told herself. “I am so screwed.”

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Eppy 3, part one :3
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[Midnight]

Oh man. I haven't bawled like this in FAR too long.

I really would like to see how you portray Laika as the villain...and from the snatches of brainstorming that you mentioned in the IRC, I think it is safe to say that we are in store for more brain-melting neuron-killing fun. Excellent work.
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[kuro-kitsune]

\o/ master laika!!! tuxedo enzan!!! XD can you hear the fangirls squeal?

i'm done with that. :D this is awesome, thought somehow, i keep getting images of lucia instead of laika everytime i think of evil laika. is this normal? and musica as enzan... mmmm, musica....

*cough* :D great chapter! i can't wait for the next one. (and omg, the brainstorming left me laughing for half an hour)

~kuro-kitsune~

[Kitty-Chan]

*cackles* Oh man; I didn't see that one coming! I was kind of thinking Laika would be a senshi with Netto, but that works, too!!
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Need more Zero/X, Netto/Rock, Rock/Netto, Forte/Netto, & Blues/Netto. PLEASE!
Ano sa...could someone please make me a Zero/X, Blues/Netto, or Forte/Netto avatar/banner? I would greatly appreciate it...
Thanks for the avatar, Mandi!
People! We need more Blues/Netto & Forte/Netto on the net. Come on; help me out here! *gives everyone her Super-Adorable Irrisistable Sad Kitty Eyes(TM)*

[gameman]

just wondering neko are you going to do more senshi or you just going to use Netto/Lan
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[Nazne]

Neko, you are going to continue with this if I have any say in things <__<; Have I ever mentioned how much I hate cliffhangers?

Greatly WTF. I love it.

-BMA