Dog, Navi, and Angel Lifestyles *Last chapter. WAH!!*

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Super Duper chapters, I think you have somewhat altered the fic so it heads to a more serious plot. But it is still laugh out loud hilarious and it is heading to a brighter future.

OW, THE LIGHT!

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Lalala...great chapterz. Kinda a weird twist there...anything can happen in ur fic! YAY!
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Heh, well, I figured I would try something childish to make the impossible happen: Laika seeming.....cute. -_-;
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Alright folks, because I'm having a nice night, chatting with a buddy and having lotsa laughs, I'm posting 12, and 13. Don't worry, Laika gets wedgies lots and lots!

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Chapter 12:
Reincarnation

NETTO

I asked,

“So, Saito, what’s up?”

A startled Saito veered around, then asked nervously,

“Oh, hey Netto-kun, what’s up?”

***

SAITO

I hoped to God he wouldn’t happen to glance over at my calendar.

He asked,

“What took ya so long to get home last night?”

I sighed, rubbed my eye, and thought back to last night’s events.

Some random kid slugging me....(I have absolutely no clue why though...)

Shia and Trill....

This whole around the world crap....

The fact that I’m gonna die in six days....

I asked,

“Netto? Er, Netto-kun? What would you do if.....I....died in say....six days?”

Netto frowned and said,

“That’s sounds too specific Saito. What’re you getting at?”

I looked away from my twin’s eyes and answered,

“Nothing...”

***

FUYUKI

I put my head in my hands and guessed,

“Saito’s gonna die soon, is he not?

He’s weakening, and looking paler by the second.”

Yuiichiro added,

“And frailer.”

I looked up and urked a little,(you know what I mean,) and exclaimed,

“Oh shit!! We rhymed!!”

Yuiichiro sighed and muttered,

“This rhyming crap is pathetic...”

***

SHIA

I asked,

“Oh, oh! And, remember that one time we put that guys hand it hot water, and he pissed himself?!”

Laika outright laughed and added,

“We got demoted a whole lot, but it was funny as hell!!!”

Searchman chuckled and added,

“You gave all four of us a bad name!”

Laika asked,

“What about the time we put shaving cream on that guy’s hand and tickled him? THAT was a funny one!!”

I giggled and added,

“That one got us demoted TWO ranks!!”

***

START FLASHBACK:

Laika: But, what if he-

Shia: C’mon Laikie-chan! BE A MAN!!!

Laika: *shrugs and squirts shaving cream on a guys hand*

Shia: *tickles guy’s face with a feather* Aw, shit, let’s go before he wakes up in his own barf!!!

***

END FLASHBACK

***

SHIA

Trill asked,

“Why don’t I remember most of this?”

I laughed and responded jokingly,

“You were probably having affairs with Searchman again!”

Searchman and Trill urked and chorused,

“Whaddya mean, AGAIN?!!”

Searchman somehow teleported into the real world, also somehow with wings, and screamed,

“I’M GONNA WRING YER FRICKEN NECK!!!”

Trill asked,

“Searchman, why not stay in the human world for a while, now that yer here?”

He shrugged and followed up right beside Trill.

Laika asked,

“Hey, what about that time we short-circuited all of Sharo’s military base? That was one of the best pranks we pulled!!”

***

START FLASHBACK:

***

Shia: Red wire, blue wire, red wire, blue wire....

Laika: Just cut both of them!!

Searchman: Can I help?

Shia and Laika: NO!!

Shia: *cuts both wires* Hmm? It didn’t work?

*all the lights and everything electronic switches off*

Laika: Didn’t we just short-circuit our PETs?”

Shia: *looks down at Trill and Searchman* They seem fine to me.

Laika: In that case....LET’S GO RAID EVERYONE’S FRIDGES!!!

Searchman: WHOO!!!

Trill: Sounds like a plan to me!! Let’s go!!

*Laika and Shia grab their PETs and run off somewhere*

***

END FLASHBACK

***

SHIA

I grinned and added,

“Aside from the various wedgies given to people here and there!”

***

START FLASHBACK:

***

Laika: *gives some guy an atomic wedgie* WAAAAHOOO!!! YEAH! I HAVEN’T HAD THIS MUCH FUN IN.....AW, WHAT THE HELL, I’VE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH FUN!!!

Searchman: *wedgies random military navi, if it’s even possible* YEAH BABY!! FEEL THE BURN!!!

Shia: *majorly atomic wedgies Laika* Sorry Laikie-chan, I COULDN’T RESIST!!!! WHOO!!!

Laika: .........Ow...YEAH!! I’M FEELING THE BURN!!!

Trill: *wedgies Searchman, if that’s even possible* Sorry Searchman, THIS IS FUN!!!

Searchman: *tries to laugh without sounding like he’s in pain* WHOO, YEAH!!!

Laika, Shia, Trill, Searchman: WHOO!! WE’VE WEDGIED EVERYONE IN THE SHARO MILITARY!!!

Laika: Wait, why’d I get wedgied?

Shia: Cuz it’s hilarious, you nerd. :] C’mon, we gotta run before everyone thinks it’s us wedgieing people!!

***

END FLASHBACK

***

(Can I just make a quick Author’s Note?

Think people, Laika giving wedgies.
LAIKA fer Gawd’s sake!!
I quote Searchman:
“YEAH BABY!! FEEL THE BURN!!!”
I think that’s too outta character.
But then again, Laika was ten and
Shia was nine when they were doing all this,
so whaddya supposed to
expect from kids their age?)

LAIKA

I laughed a little, smiled, and said,

“Yup, those were fun times...oh, Shia? Searchman? Trill? Nobody hears about any of this, okay?”

Shia smiled and nodded, before saying,

“We’ve got our secrets, you’ve got yours, right? Oh, and one more thing, Laika...”

I looked her in the eyes and asked,

“What?”

Her expression grew angry and she questioned,

“What am I hearing about you being mean to Netto?! Hell, I heard yer being a complete jackass to everyone!! What’s THAT supposed to mean?! I’m waiting for an answer, Laika!!”

I urked and replied,

“Uh....oh crap. Searchman, help me out here?”

Searchman laughed and said humorously,

“You’re on yer own, pal!”

I sweatdropped and muttered,

“Gee, thanks Searchman.”

Trill pointed down and stated,

“There’s our house. Now concentrate on landing slowly, and gently, an-”

Searchman sweatdropped and asked,

“Er, Trill? We know. Can you just tell us how to make these things go away?”

Shia replied,

“Oh, that. Just think about them disappearing, and they will.”

One by one each of our wings slowly evaporated into thin air.

Each of us simultaneously touched the front yard of the Kamoka household, except for Searchman, who faceplanted into the ground.

He screamed in a crazed voice muffled by the ground,

“I MEANT TO DO THAT!!!!”

I sighed and muttered,

“Talk about a crazy day!”

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How’dya like it so far guys? Is it a funny chapter? Well, then again, it’s not every day Laika does stupid pranks like that...red wire, blue wire, red wire.....

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This one's fer you, Kupo-chan, because it's random, like most of our conversations. MUAHAHAHA!!!
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Feel the burn, I feel the burn in my sids from laughing so hard.

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Here's 13, fresh from the oven!

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Chapter 13:
Aw Man, We Screwed Up BADLY!!

BLUES

I looked overhead, and thought to myself,

<Where the hell is she? Trill promised she woulda been here by now, with the other navi!>

Enzan asked,

“Mad, Blues?”

I shook my head and replied,

“Naw, she’s probly got a good reason fer being late, anyway. You never know WHAT to expect with those girls.”

<Hey, Enzan, Blues!!>

Exactly who I was expecting.

***

TRILL

I ran over, with Searchman, Cyclone, Roll, Klonoa, Forte, and Starman following not too far behind me.

In the real world, Laika, Netto, Katya, Saito, Meiru, Minarai, Ralph, and Fuyuki trailed behind Shi- er...Lauren.

I stopped in front of the crimson Navi and greeted,

“Hey, Blues. I hope ya don’t mind, I brought along one extra Navi.”

I pointed to Searchman and said casually,

“‘Course you remember Searchman, don’tchya?”

Blues pushed a white lock of hair behind him and asked,

“What brings Searchman to these parts?”

I snickered and lied,

“Searchman had a sex change,”

Searchman put his hand up and opened his mouth to protest, but I continued,

“And he’s a fangirl now, so wanted to see you without a helmet,”

Searchman urked and corrected me,

“Er, Blues? That isn’t- -_-; ”

I finished,

“And he wanted to stare at your ass.”

Searchman urked again and exclaimed,

“Ya know what?!! I-”

Blues put his hand up to stop Searchman and explained,

“Don’t worry, Searchman, I believe ya. It’s just something Trill and I do all the time. Don’t worry about it.”

Searchman sighed and said,

“You guys’ve changed WAAAAY too much, ya know that?”

I pat the Russian navi on the shoulder and assured him,

“You’ll get used to it, Searchie.”

Searchman asked,

“What’s a searchie?”

Blues sighed and told him,

“It’s better than ‘Blusie-Woozy’, mind you.”

Saito looked down at us Navis, and said,

“Hey, Searchman! Long time no see!”

Searchman gave Saito a dumbfounded look and asked,

“And you are?”

I nudged Searchman and explained,

“That’s Rockman. Just call him Saito, though, that's his human name.”

***

SEARCHMAN

I asked,

“Okay, if that’s Rockman, why is he in the human world?”

Trill sighed and answered,

“That’s something you have to ask Fuyuki.”

I rapped my head with my fist a couple times and complained,

“You’re confusing me!”

Trill grinned and said,

“You’ll get used to it. Now, I have to warn you, don’t insult Cyclone, that navi over there.”

I pointed to Cyclone.

***

START FLASHBACK:

***

Roll: yer just a Rockman look-a-like!!

Cyclone: *twitch* *twitch* RAWR!!!

Cyclone: *proceeds to beat the living shit outta Roll*

Roll: AUGH!! IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND LIKE THAT!!!

***

END FLASHBACK

***

SAITO

I asked,

“Searchman? I have a question for you.”

Searchman said calmly,

“Fire away.”

I asked,

“Why is your Netop such a jackass?”

A sharp blow to my head was delivered before I could get an answer.

I turned around to see none other than a very pissed off Laika.

I rubbed my head and whined,

“What was that for?”

He said angrily,

“I have my reasons for being a ‘jackass’, as you seem to think. Searchman, he has no right to know anything about me.”

Netto playfully slapped Laika on the back and exclaimed,

“THERE’S the Laika I know!!”

You could clearly see the anger in the Russian’s eyes as he thwacked Netto also.

Netto moaned,

“That HURT!”

Laika rolled his eyes and said calmly,

“No shit, Sherlock.”

He walked over to Shia and asked,

“So, Lauren, what are we here for anyway?”

She answered,

“We’re waiting for two more people and heading off to the mall. Any objections, Laikie?"

***

LAIKA

I sighed.

Great, the mall. The place where all girls lose sanity and drag boys into Victoria’s Secret.

Shia’s eyes sparkled as she exclaimed,

“They even put up a whole wing for firearms, ammunition, armor, pretty much all weapons are available there now!!”

I smiled and asked,

“I gotta admire you, Lauren. You’re not like those other girls, are you?”

She shook her head and replied,

“Nope. And the best part is, I closed off the mall and we now have it ALL to ourselves, and we’re spending the night there too!”

I sweatdropped and asked in a quiet voice,

“Jeez, Shia, just what else can you do?!”

She slyly grinned and replied,

“You can do ANYTHING when you’re a high-ranking angel like me!”

***

SEARCHMAN

I exclaimed,

“Are you freakin kidding me?!”

Trill shook her head and answered,

“Nope, we get to be in the human world too this time!”

I asked,

“Weren’t we already in the human world today?”

I muttered,

“Just go along with it, and don’t blow my cover or I’ll blow your head!”

I urked and hoped she didn’t get pissed off too often over 6 years.

I asked,

“Where’re you going first?”

She replied,

“To the firearms shop. And YOU’RE coming with me.”

Blues asked,

“But...Trill? I thought that-”

She interrupted and answered,

“You’re going with Forte and Starman, so don’t even bother protesting, Blusie-woozy!”

I sweatdropped and asked,

“How long’ve you had to put up with this?”

Blues sighed and replied,

“Two fanfictions. And you?”

I grinned and answered,

“Try five years.”

Blues sweatdropped and fell over in an anime-style.

***

TRILL

“Oi, Trill! Over here!!”

A female voice called out.

Medi and Tomahawkman were running towards us at a decent pace.

I waved and called out,

“Hey guys!! Yeh finally made it!!”

Tomahawkman came first.

He waved and greeted us with,

“Hey guys, haven’t seen you in a while!”

I put my chin in my hand and said,

“Hmm, I wonder...Searchman?”

Searchman looked at me wide eyed and said astonished,

“No...you wouldn’t....”

I grinned and asked,

“Why not? We did it five years ago!”

He sweatdropped and told me,

“Last time, I did it because I was only around for a year or so and I was stupid. Now, I actually know stupid from smart.”

I gave him those sparkly-anime-puppy-eyes and whined,

“Pweeze??”

He looked guilty and replied,

“Aw, how can I say no to a face like that?”

I smiled and counted,

“Ichi...nii...”

We yelled,

“SAN!!!”

and together, Searchman and I gave Tomahawkman the biggest atomic wedgie of a lifetime.

Tomahawkman screamed out,

“AAAAUUGH!!!!”

Right off the bat, Starman and Blues started laughing their heads off.

Blues started gagging and choked out,

“HAIRBALL! ACK! HAIRBALL!!!”

Starman sweatdropped and commented,

“Uh, Blues? Did you forget the fact that yer not a cat anymore?”

He gagged,

“That doesn’t mean I didn’t have a hairball leftover!!”

Medi looked at Blues all strange and asked,

“Uh, Trill? Mind explaining what’s going on?”

I replied,

“Are you upset because Rockman can’t hide behind your poofy ass?”

Roll cut in with,

“It’s a damn good thing he can’t either!!!”

Saito asked,

“Is everything all right?”

Medi’s and Roll’s eyes sparkled as they answered,

“Yes Saito!”

Cyclone rolled her eyes and muttered,

“Boy crazy freaks. At least I have the decency to...”

I patted Cyclone on the shoulder and said,

“Cyclone? Me n’ Searchman will be forced to give you a wedgie if you finish that.”

Cyclone asked,

“Jeez, is Searchman your boyfriend er something?”

Searchman urked, and losing his calm demeanor, he screamed,

“WE’RE JUST CLOSE FRIENDS!!!”

I blushed and said playfully,

“Oo, Seawchie, you’we scawing me!”

A huge anime dust cloud formed over the two navis as they proceeded to fight.

I grabbed a handful of Searchman’s hair and asked,

“Seawchie? Don’ fight with my fwiends, pweeze.”

He winced in slight pain and asked,

“Uh, Trill? Why awe you speaking in aww double-u’s? Oh gweat, now I’m doing it too!!!”

***

SEARCHMAN

She laughed and said,

“Aw, you sound cute when you talk wike dat!”

Searchman looked and the ground, blushed, and muttered,

“I’wm not suppowsed to be cute...”

***

KATYA

I elbowed Laika and said,

“Hey, tough-guy. Look at yer navi.”

Laika looked down at the tormented Searchman and asked,

“Just WHAT are you doing, Trill?”

She looked up and replied,

“Uh, pwaying wit Seawchman?”

I looked confused at her and asked,

“Er, why are you guys talking in a lot of w’s?”

She shrugged and answered,

“I dow’t know, but we can’t stop now dat we stawted.”

I sighed and asked,

“So now that Dingo and Jasmine are here, can we go? The electronics store closes at 10, and it’s 9 already!!”

***

TRILL

Searchman called out,

“But we diwn’t giwve Medi a wedgie juwst yet!”

Blues screamed,

“SEARCHMAN!! QUIT TALKING LIKE THAT!!!”

Searchman covered his ears(Do navi have ears??) and yelled,

“Juwst cut it ouwt!! I caw’t hewp it!!”

I yelled,

“Bwues!! Stowp yewwing at Seawchman!! He caw’t hewp it dat we’we tawking wike dis!! I know it’s hawd to undewstand, but make due wit it untiw we can cuwe it!!”

Blues lowered his voice level and muttered confused,

“Even if I wanted to, I would NOT have understood A WORD she just said....”

(Author’s Note:

Translation: “Blues!! Stop yelling at Searchman!! He can’t help it that we’re talking like this!! I know it’s hard to understand, but make due with it until we can cure it!!”

Yeah, I even confused myself writing that! x.X

Katya clapped her hands to silence everyone, and announced,

“Last night, I made a-”

Cyclone interrupted her and corrected,

“You mean, Lauren also, right?”

Katya sighed and corrected herself,

“Alright, last night, Lauren and I made a special little device...”

Lauren finished,

“That’s actually a chip!”

Katya held up a battlechip and explained,

“This chip creates a temporary program revision in your Navis, allowing them to teleport to the real world whenever they want! All you have to do is slot the chip in...”

She slotted the battlechip into her PET and asked,

“Cyclone, would you like to demonstrate?”

Cyclone smiled, shook her head, and replied,

“I’ll stay put, thanks, but you can TRY to get me out if you’d really like!”

Katya sweatdropped and grew serious before holding up a small disk.

She asked,

“Cyclone? I’m gonna ask you one more time. Will you get yer lazy ass out here?”

Cyclone sweatdropped and in seconds she had materialized into the human world.

I exclaimed,

“Aw, dat’s fweaking awesome!!”

I looked up and asked,

“Lauwen?”

Shia snickered a little a slotted the same of chip in as Katya just used.

I closed my eyes and sighed as the familiar blue light surrounded me and tore me apart, file by file, and bringing me into the human realm.

***

LAIKA

I watched as one by one, everyone’s Navis appeared.

Katya asked,

“Lauren? Laika? May I see your PETs for a moment?”

Lauren and I handed our PETs to Katya.

She whipped a laptop out of nowhere and started frantically typing.

In seconds she yanked two chips out of a slot and handed one to me, and then Lauren.

She explained,

“This’ll get rid of yer Navi’s annoying speech problem.”

Lauren and I slotted the chips in.

Lauren asked,

“Trill? Say ‘I’m sexy and I know it.’”

Trill repeated,

“I’m sexy and I know it. YES I DO!!!”

I sweatdropped and asked,

“Searchman? You feeling alright?”

Searchman sighed, rolled his eyes, and asked,

“Duh I am Laika, what kinda stupid question is THAT?”

I sweatdropped and muttered,

“HE’S obviously debugged....”

***

SAITO

I asked,

“So, Medi, Roll, anything change while I’m gone?”

Roll casually leaned back and replied,

“Ne, nothing but the fact that Cyclone’s been acting sorta strange...”

The three of us looked over at Cyclone, who was on the ground whining,

“Rockman.....Rock...man.....Rokkuman....Rock...man...”

Medi sweatdropped and said,

“Er, Cyclone? You can get up now, the author’s not watching...”

Cyclone smiled, got up off the ground, and said,

“Okay!”

I looked at Cyclone, blushed, and said astounded,

“Cyclone....I...I...never noticed how, with....these human eyes...how....”

Klonoa exclaimed,

“Oo, suspense!!!”

Cyclone’s eyes sparkled and she asked,

“Yes?!”

Roll and Medi muttered,

“Bee-yotch...”

Klonoa yelled,

“Anger!!! I love it!!!!

My eyes shifted down as I blushed harder and almost finished with,

“...beautiful you are....and....I sorta...lo-”

With a cloud of anime-dust, another strange thing was yet to befall me.

Not again!

***

CYCLONE

Klonoa screamed,

“YES!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! PERFECT FOR ANIME!!!”

I smacked Klonoa upside the head and said calmly,

“Shove it, Klonoa.”

The dust cleared and I gasped at what was before us.

***

SHIA

I stared at the small blonde dog before me and asked,

“Saito-kun?”

He asked,

<Er, what’s going on?>

Cyclone picked up the former human boy and replied,

“Um, you’re um, a....puppy.”

I asked,

“Uh, why aren’t we at the mall yet? Why do I choose to stretch out every chapter?”

Fuyuki asked,

“Lauren? How can you think of shopping when Saito was just transformed into a puppy?”

I shrugged and answered,

“I warned ‘im before, but he obviously forgot.”

Saito asked angrily,

<So just HOW long am I stuck like this?!>

I shrugged and replied,

“Dunno. Me ‘n Katya haven’t invented a vaccine for that yet. I bet Katya could discover it alone, though...”

I swiped the miniature dog from Cyclone and finished,

“...so in the mean time, I’m just gonna play with dis wittle guy!!”

Saito gave me a confused look.

I squealed in a fangirlish way and exclaimed,

“Saito, you’re so KAWAII!! C’mon, everyone say it with me! AW!!!”

Saito sweatdropped and told me,

<Shia? Don’t make me->

Laika screamed,

“I LIKE PIE!!! DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE LIKE PIE, BECAUSE I JUST LOVE PIE!!!!”

(Author's Note:

That sentence was a random sentence drived from a random conversation with a friend. Continue on now!)

Dingo asked,

“What does pie have to do with this chapter?”

Jasmine asked,

“Really, what DOES pie have to do with this?”

***

NETTO

I shrugged and replied,

“Absolutely nothing. It was just a big filler to cover up Saito’s inappropriate threat.”

Dingo and Jasmine shivered and muttered,

“Don’t EVEN go there, Netto.”

***

SAITO

I asked,

<So what am I gonna do? The only way we can get into the mall without leaving me behind is...oh, NO, I REFUSE TO DO THAT!!!>

***

SHIA

I clapped my hands together and exclaimed,

“Thanks, Saito-kun! I’ll pretend that me ‘n Laika are Katya’s underage parents!! Oh, and Fuyuki’s my cousin, Netto is Katya‘s brother, Enzan is Laika’s great uncle removed twice, and- ”

Katya urked and screamed,

“NO FREAKIN WAY!!! EVEN IF YOU BRING MUFFINS!!!”

Laika looked at the concrete ground of the city and his face flushed with color.

Enzan grinned and teased,

“Oo, Laikie’s embarrassed!!”

Starman snickered and exclaimed between laughs,

“You guys are too much, ya know that? HILARIOUS!!!”

Dingo asked,

“It always like this ‘round here?”

Meiru shook her head and answered,

“Always, Dingo, always.”

***

SAITO

I questioned,

<So where do I come in?>

Shia replied,

“Oh, right, Laika’s blind, and you’re his seeing eye dog!”

I exclaimed,

<I’M A FREAKIN GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY!!! HOW THE HELL CAN I BE A SEEING EYE DOG WHEN I HARDLY KNOW RIGHT FROM LEFT?! HUH?! I’M WAITING!!!>

Laika asked,

“I’m blind?”

Meiru whined,

“Lauren? Lauren! There’s WAY too much confusion here! We haven’t even got to the mall yet and this is page 201 of your fanfic!”

***

SHIA

I covered her mouth and hissed,

“Silence fool! You won’t get payed if they find out we’re all characters in a fanfic!! And if they DO find out, you won’t get payed!!”

Meiru asked,

“We’re getting payed?”

I answered,

“No, but it’s funny to make you think that you ARE getting payed.”

Meiru sweatdropped and muttered,

“I have no life...”

***

SAITO

I growled and said angrily,

<This is never gonna work!>

Shia slipped a blue collar with a matching leash attached around my neck and squealed,

“Aw, but Saitie, with a face like that, I’m sure you could get in! I mean, c’mon...”

Shia once again lifted me off the ground and faced me towards everyone.

She finished,

“...I doubt any of our buddies think yer not!!”

<Shia, yer taking advantage of this, ain’tchya? :grr: >

“E-yup!”

Cyclone whined,

“But I wanted to hold on to his leash!! No fair!!”

I sweatdropped and said,

<I’m not some prize in a Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament...>

(Author’s Note:

Kirbopher15, don’t kill me...I’m just a fellow fan of TTA...)

Shia asked,

“Katya, any way to make Cyclone look like a human?”

Katya nodded and held out something.

She exclaimed,

“BEHOLD!!!”

Lauren sweatdropped and commented,

“Er, Katya-chan? That’s a muffin.”

Katya grinned and said,

“Yeah, I know. But what I REALLY wanted to show you...”

She shoved the muffin into her backpack and pulled out a battlechip.

She exclaimed,

“BEHOLD!!!”

Cyclone exclaimed,

“She’s been working on that for days now! Well, it’s done, so it’s time to put it to work...”

Katya slotted the chip in, and in seconds, there was another human female added to the group.

She looked similar to Katya, just slightly taller, and her brunette locks of hair were longer. Her appearance was that of the average nine or ten year-old girl.

I asked,

<Dat you Cyclone?>

The girl nodded and replied,

“Yep. Now, Katya, where’s that little fuzzball’s leash?”

Katya handed Cyclone the leash attached to my collar and said,

“Oh, Cyclone? Don’t strangle Saito, I need to use him as a test subje-”

She paused and lied,

“Er, he’s so cute I don’t see how anyone could ever strangle him anyway!!”

I asked,

<So what’s in this fer me?>

Cyclone smiled and answered,

“Oh, you don’t wanna go to the mall?”

My tail wagged rapidly behind me and I exclaimed,

<Never mind! Now, are we going er not?>

Fuyuki had returned from wherever he had disappeared, and was inside of an expensive looking car, Starman disguised as a human in the passenger seat.

He grinned and asked,

“You guys need a ride?”

I asked,

<Jeez, nii-chan, how many seats does that have?>

He grinned wider and replied,

“As many as we need. Now round up everyone and hop in!”

One by one, Netto, Meiru, Roll, Katya, Dingo, Blues, Enzan, Tomahawkman, Medi, Jasmine, Laika, Shia, Searchman, Trill, Minarai, and Klonoa piled into the large car, seemingly a limousine. A very happy Cyclone followed, having all power over me with one accursed blue leash, grasped tightly in the female navi’s hands.

I pointed to the leash with a blonde paw and said in an evil way,

<I hate you.>

Cyclone frowned and said sadly,

“Aw, c’mon Saito, it isn’t THAT bad, is it?”

She remained silent and exclaimed,

“Hey, I know!”

She sat down in a seat in the large limo and rolled down her window.

***

CYCLONE

I sat the small dog in my lap and faced him towards the window.

Don’t ask ME why dogs like looking out windows.

***

SAITO

I stuck my head out the window and smiled.

I exclaimed,

<Yay! We’reinacarndwe’relookingoutthewindowinthecarandIlikelookingoutwindowsYAY!!>

Why do I feel all happy and giddy(which are basically the same word)? It’s an open window fer cripes sake!!

***

(Author’s Note:

I’ll translate what Saito just babbled about;

He said,

<Yay! We’re in a car and we’re looking out the window in the car and I like looking out windows YAY!!>

Very confusing, but that’s what you get from a hyper puppy, right? RIGHT?!)

CYCLONE

I pulled the excited dog back into the car, and rolled up the window.

He looked at me in a confused way, cocking his head to the side slightly, looking cute enough to make any fangirl squeal with happiness.

I rested my hand on Saito’s head for a brief moment, then ran it down his head, my fingers spread apart, pushing slightly down on his sleek flaxen fur, making him squirm with joy.

I muttered,

“Dangit Saito, yer cuteness has won me over yet again...”

He flopped down, resting his head in my lap, his eyes half-closing.

Roll gave me a look like a thousand daggers that commanded,

‘You stay away from my boyfriend or else!’

Medi glanced at Roll, shrugged, and went back to chatting with Trill and Lauren.

I asked,

<Tired, ain’tchya Saito?>

He looked up at me with weary amber eyes, but didn’t respond.

<...>

I sighed and looked out the window, the gigantic mall coming into view.

<So much for any fluff between us...>

I thought in a mellow manner.

<Cyclone? Do something to wake me up. I can’t move I’m so Goddamn tired!>

I looked down to see Saito snoozing peacefully.

I thought to myself,

<Do I REALLY wanna wake ‘im up? He’s so happy...>

Saito commanded,

<Just do it while nobody ‘cept Roll’s looking.>

I lifted up one of Saito’s floppy retriever ears and whispered,

“Saito, there’s a squirrel out here.”

Saito’s eyes fluttered open in a flash and he jumped up asking,

<Where’d that little bastard go?!>

He barked loudly a couple times before emitting a high-pitched growl.

I sweatdropped and reminded him,

“Saito, remember? You told me to wake you up. Oh, and we’re at the mall, let’s go before everyone leaves without us. Enough fluff for one chapter."

Everyone started piling out of the limo, and Saito and I were the last two in it.

I grasped the leash attached to Saito tighter, and muttered,

“Well, this is awkward...”

Saito hopped out of the limousine, and landed gracefully on all fours.

The two of us ran and caught up with the others, stopping to catch our breath.

Once I could speak again,

I asked,

“So, what’re the groups?”

***

SAITO

Shia decided,

“Okay, You, Me, Trill, Netto, Laika, Searchman, and Saito are group one. Medi, Meiru, Tomahawkman, Klonoa, Roll, Minarai, Dingo and Jasmine are the second group. that means... Fuyuki and Starman come with group one, as do Enzan and Blues. Now, Trill and I are group leaders for group one, and Meiru and Roll are the leaders of group two. Get it? Got it? Good. The second we enter the mall, split into your groups, and head wherever you want. I’ll pay for everything you buy. Here, each of you take one-thousand zenny. Don’t ask how I got my hands on this much zenny, that’s for me to know and you to find out. Now go!”

As soon as we split into our groups, and group two was gone to the upper level of the mall, I didn’t stray to far from the human Cyclone when I asked,

<Shia-san? What happened to the family thing you were talking about?>

Shia shrugged and replied,

<Ne, I just said that to piss off Roll and Medi. Nothing personal.>

I snickered(if it’s even possible for dogs to snicker) and commented,

<Fer an angel, you’re not too angelic, ya know that?>

I looked up at Cyclone, staring down at me.

I asked,

<What’re ya looking at me for?>

She looked upwards and replied,

“I wasn’t looking at you.”

I sighed and trotted alongside Cyclone, asking myself what she might be thinking about.

Shia asked,

<Saito? Testing...1 2 3. Can you hear me?>

<Yeah, why?>

<Don’t think about transforming back. Don’t even let ONE thought about it pass through your head. Not even ONE.>

<Why not?>

<Saito, you gotta find out the mysteries of life yerself.>

<Aw, c’mon! Tell me!>

<Nope.>

<Don’t make me do ‘The Face’!!>

Shia looked down and said appalled,

<You wouldn’t!>

***

SHIA

Saito’s eyes sparkled, and if dogs could cry, it looked like he was about to.

I sighed and sad with a pang of guilt,

“Dangit Saito, quit the puppy eyes.”

He looked at me and whined.

I frowned and said with even more guilt in my voice,

“Aw, Saito, stop it. Yer not three years old, so quit acting like it. Oh, and just to let you know, yer 77 in dog years, so act yer age, not yer shoe size.”

He said,

<But Shia, my shoe size is 6.>

I rolled me eyes and stated,

<Saito, even KATYA acts more mature than you most the time.>

<Oh, what, just cuz I’m a puppy doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun? Oh, and Shia, look out fer the->

I bashed into the glass wall outside the archery department and Saito finished,

<-wall. Uh, never mind. Just look where yer goin.>

<Aw, can it dog-boy. Yer lucky I don’t tell you how to revert to your human form, because then ya’d have fangirls crawlin’ over every inch a’ yer body.>

<Why?>

<Alright, I’ll tell yeh, but you can’t let anyone know.>

<Yeah, why?>

<Alright, first off, take these.>

I whipped a pair of Saito’s clothes at him and stated,

“Yer gonna need these. Now, go to the nearest bathroom, first off, and from there I’ll tell ya what to do in telepathy.”

***

SAITO

I nodded, bit the horrible tasting blue leash, and pulled hard on it, yanking it from Cyclone’s hands.

I ran to the nearest bathroom(which thank God fer me was a boy’s bathroom,) and practically flew into the first stall, hoping not to be noticed.

Shia asked,

<You in?>

I replied,

<Yeah, now what?>

<Think about yourself reverting back to a human. Don’t think out loud, or it won’t work. And Saito, when yer human, yer gonna be->

I screamed in my head,

<HOLY SHIT I’M NAKED FER GOD’S SAKE!!!>

Shia’s sigh rang through my head for a second before she said,

<Yeah, I know. See why I told you not to be seen? Now, just get dressed and get yer ass out here before anyone suspects anything.>

I sweatdropped and asked,

<Er, what do I do with the leash?>

<Just shove in yer pocket fer now and I’ll give it to Cyclone.>

I sighed and walked out of the bathroom, and up to Shia, who was looking around for me.

I called her (fake) name softly at first.

“Lauren...”

She didn’t hear me.

“Lauren.”

I raised my voice a little more than I intended to and called loudly,

“Lauren!!”

She looked at me and asked,

“Where’s the leash?”

I handed it to her and asked,

“So, are we gonna just window shop or actually go in some of the stores? Fer God’s sake, we haven’t gone in one store YET and it’s been one whole chapter!”

Shia sweatdropped and answered,

“Yeah, we are, but I just realized something...”

***

SHIA

Netto asked,

“What Lauren?”

I finished,

“You, Saito, Katya, and Enzan are too young to go to PG13 movies!”

Katya asked,

“Lauren, yer 11. You can’t get into PG13 movies either, can you?”

Laika grinned and retorted to Katya,

“She’s fifteen, so actually, she CAN. Now, YOU guys on the other hand...”

Fuyuki finished,

“...can’t! Well, have fun, because we just decided we’re going to a PG13 movie instead!!”

Saito whined,

“That’s not fair! What the hell are WE supposed to do until the movie’s over?”

Laika replied,

“Go do whatever the hell you want. As a matter of fact...Lauren? Would you like to do the honors?”

I replied,

“Sure.”

I stuck out a needle and asked sweetly,

“Ready, Saito-kun?♪”


He asked,

“Ready for what?”

~*~

Oo, a cliffhanger! See what happens when you cross Laika, Shia, Trill, and Searchman with atomic wedgies? EXACTLY!
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Yeah, never saw THAT coming, did'ja! HAH! Well, poor Saito's in for a BIG suprise, and when I say BIG, I mean HUGE. No, CFS, Tomahawkman won't be recieving any more wedgies. (CFS is a huge Dingo fan.) 14 is almost done, and if ther's any freakin typos in this reply, it's cuz I'm trying to write 14 AND reply at the same time. Gah. -_-;

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14's here, fresh off the batch. And I know I've been on my computer too long because me ass just fell asleep. Cyclone, don't kill me for this. I know you like death, but as for just who dies, well...

~*~

Chapter 14:
The Fake Biohazard Life Hazard

***

SAITO

I winced as Shia pushed the syringe into my arm, sending a sharp, but quick pain through it.

I asked,

“Wha?”

Shia asked,

“Feel any different?”

I nodded and replied,

“Yeah, a little...”

Cyclone asked with a hint of worry and irritation in her voice,

“Are you sure it’s alright to be junking up Saito’s system with all this crap?”

***

CYCLONE

I screamed in my head,

<NO IT’S NOT DAMMIT!!! THEY’RE HURTING MY SAITO-KUN AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!! ARRRGH!!!!>

***

SHIA

I sweatdropped and asked Katya,

“Yer navi always this hyper?”

Katya sweatdropped and gave a weak laugh.

Klonoa asked,

“Uhh, what just happened?”

I smacked Klonoa with a large paper fan and yelled,

“Were you sleeping, you idiot?!”

Klonoa sweatdropped and replied,

“Maybe...ugh, I miss the dream realm...much nicer people...”

***

KLONOA

I asked,

“Isn’t this kinda pointless?”

Lauren shrugged and asked,

“Hey, Dream Traveler. Call group two back over here, or can’t you?”

I answered,

“Er, I can’t, but if somebody were to get inside-”

Trill raised a hand and exclaimed,

“Me n’ Searchie’ll go, won’t we, Searchie-chan?♥”

Searchman sighed as Trill glomped him and he muttered,

“And just when I had that self control thing down....”

He sighed, smiled in a childish way, and exclaimed,

“Alrightie then!! Let’s go...uh, Trill, where are we going?”

Trill said with worry occupying her voice,

“Lauren...I’m getting a horrible reading.”

***

SHIA

I looked at the empty PET Trill was carrying, and after analyzing it, asked,

<Trill? You forgetting that we were just promoted to full-blooded angels? We can’t touch humans anymore, and we need three people to do this.>

Fuyuki instinctively yelled out,

“I’ll go!”

I shook my head and explained,

“Fuyuki, this is a really bad biohazard that’d kill normal humans on the spot. Sure, you’re superhuman, but you’d only stay alive for a matter of minutes, so no. However, there is one person besides Trill and me that is oblivious to the toxins of the area...”

Laika asked curiously,

“And who’s that?”

Trill pointed to Saito and asked,

<Sai? Come here. You know what’s coming, don’t you.>

Saito’s expression changed into that of fear. No, absolute terror and dread.

I sighed and said,

<Sorry Saito, we didn’t want it to go down this way, but with everyone around, we had to make up an excuse. What do you think Netto-kun would do if he found out the truth?>

Saito looked down and sighed before walking over to me and asking,

<Would any of this have happened if I was a navi?>

I replied,

<Well, It was either this, or let your HBD kill you off.>

He asked,

<HBD?>

Trill replied,

<Your heart disease, moron.>

He sighed and said sadly, almost like he was in a trance,

“Lead the way, girls.”

I grabbed for Saito’s arm, but my hand passed right through his.

I muttered,

“Then reality comes crashing down...”

Trill grasped Saito’s wrist and muttered,

“C’mon Saito, let’s go.”

He sobbed and muttered,

“Okay.”

(Author's Note:

Lauren couldn't touch him because she's a full angel.

But Trill can because not only is she an angel, but navi, so she's not full angel, allowing her to still touch humans.)

LAIKA

I asked feeling the hint of concern in my own voice,

“Lauren? What’re you-”

Shia replied,

<Laika, he’s just coming with us to get rid of a stupid biohazard. What’s up with you?>

She turned back towards me, a sad but simple smile on her face, small tears sparkling in the corners of her perfect-looking eyes.

I closed my eyes together and yelled angrily,

<Damnit Shia, don’t cry! You told the same thing to ME five years ago, now I’M telling YOU! Just go kill the poor kid and get it over with before I start crying, damnit!!>

A hand rested on my shoulder, and a soft but slightly deep voice asked,

“Laika-san?”

I opened my eyes to see Searchman looking at me in a concerned way, worry and fear evident in his voice and face.

I sighed and explained,

<They gotta kill ‘im Searchman.>

Searchman asked,

<You don’t mean->

<Yes I DO. And that’ why they’re taking him aside.>

A high pitched voice, a kid’s voice, rang through our heads, saying,

<Hey! Stop hogging the chapter! This is centered around ME, remember?>

I sighed and answered out to the voice,

<Okay, fine Saito, you win.>

Searchman laughed weakly and asked,

<Always a funny kid, wasn’t he?>

***

SAITO

Minutes later, I was trudging down a path, not too far behind Shia and Trill, thinking of what to do when I was finally dead.

I asked,

“So how am I gonna get reincarnated?”

Shia laughed and asked,

“Reincarnated? What’re you talking about? You’re gonna die and then we’re gonna bring your soul up to heaven so you can be an angel, like us.”

I asked in a confused manner,

“Uh, what? You said-”

Trill replied,

“Fuyuki was listening to us through telepathy and I had to lie to ease his pain.”

I sighed and questioned,

“So no more Rockman.EXE after this?”

Shia shook her head and replied,

“It’s either Rockman.EXE or Hikari Saito. But Hikari Saito’s about to die, and the world no longer needs Rockman.EXE.”

A voice shouted,

“Yer wrong!!”

Wait a minute. I’d recognize that voice anywhere!! I turned around and yelled,

“Cyclone!!!”

Cyclone for once looked like she wasn’t joking when she said,

“Yes, the world DOES need Rockman.EXE!! No, wait I don’t know about the world, but I know FOR A FACT that I need him, damnit!!!”

SHIA

I gasped as I saw Cyclone and yelled,

“GET READY SAITO!!!”

Saito instantly started crying and he yelled,

“I’M READY!!!”

My hands instantly grew large venomous claws as I screamed,

“GOOD!!!”

As tears ran down my own face, I thrust my hand forward, and pierced right through Saito’s tissue-like flesh, right where his heart was.

His heart.

His organ keeping him alive.

He screamed out in pain and started coughing up blood.

Trill said forlornly,

“Shock to the heart...kills instantly.”

Saito’s face turned paler than it already was in seconds, and he soon became motionless.

I reached in the hole in his chest, and pulled out a small ball of light.

Cyclone had a shocked and fearful expression on her face.

I held the light for her to see and said quietly,

“His soul...”

Cyclone still looked shocked as she asked,

“H...H, His soul...?”

The soul tried to dart out of my hands and I caught it before it did and said,

“See? Just like Saito.”

Cyclone whimpered,

“But you just....killed him...”

Trill asked,

“Cyclone? You alright...?”

She shook her head side to side and sobbed.

I held the soul to my chest and commanded,

“Trill, take Cyclone back to the others and tell them me n’ Saito are still solving the problem. As for Cyclone...find a way to console her, Trill.”

My wings ripped out of my back and flapped a few times before opening completely.

I flew to the sky above, and looked for a certain cloud.

I saw the cloud I always see upon entering Heaven and flew in a loop and then straight up, the small soul of Saito sitting inside my clamped hands peacefully.

I came to a halt and landed on the grounds of Heaven, before opening my hands and asking,

“Sai?”

The ball of light shook a little, almost like a wet dog shakes of water.

I laughed and closed my eyes, my clothes changing from my human clothes to a white dress with long sleeves that didn’t cover my shoulders.

I opened my eyes and pulled a white ribbon from around my neck and used it to tie my hair back in a ponytail hanging down dangerously low to the ground.

The light asked,

<Where am I?>

It’s voice...it was...childlike, almost like a five year-old’s.

I answered,

“This is Heaven, Saito.”

Saito’s soul darted around a little, not straying to far from me, and said curiously,

<Heaven...>

~*~

~Owari.
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Gah, TRIPLE post. Well, Sorry but I just remembered that my next fic is a crossover! Oh, but what series? You'll have to find out!! *cough*[spoil:d62eab32ee]fullmetalalchemist[/spoil:d62eab32ee]*cough* Eh heh heh, you didn't see that. -_-;
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A few things, ChibiForte:

1. I'm a huge fan of Dingo and Tomahawkman as my SECOND favorite characters. Netto and Rockman are my first favorite.

2.I just read all of the chapters, and I have to say you are the most insane person ever. Honestly, I'm surprised yuo don't see a therapist.

3.The 2nd thing not including chapter 14, as that was a little sad.

4.I thought you were going to make a crossover of Rockman.EXE and Saber Marionette next instead of [spoil:e77850b6e7]Full Metal Alchemist.[/spoil:e77850b6e7]
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[ChibiForte]

Oh, shut up you. I will, and trust me, it will be nuts. Oh, and, we're cool from earlier, right? I'm sorry about that, I was a bit of a jerk I guess.

EDIT: Oh, and for the record, call me Chibi when talking to me, k? Just wanna clear that up.
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It's fine, we're cool. But we're getting off-topic. My one question for you Chibi is are you doing both the Saber Marionette and the [spoil:d9017f0aa9]Full Metal Alchemist[/spoil:d9017f0aa9] crossovers or just the [spoil:d9017f0aa9]FMA[/spoil:d9017f0aa9] one?
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[ChibiForte]

I'm doing both, now shut up and PM me if you wanna ask, and get rid of the stupid text in yer sig.
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[DjangoSP]

Believe me: I REALLY can't wait to see what ChibiForte comes up with next! :D Be it Saber Marionnette or Full Metal Alchemist. But I'd like to see Lust as a Navi... *rubs chin thoughtfully*
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[ChibiForte]

Ooh, a lovely idea...muahahaha!! I am working on the FMA one first, then Saber Marionette R. Notice how I added R to the end, that is my favorite Saber Marionette series.
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*cries* EHH! That was sad.

Cyclone: *tries to stab Chibi to death*

Katya: HEY STOP! It's just a boy!

Cyclone: U STILL HAVE NETTO!

Katya: Yea... *daydreams*

Me: ... ... ...
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Cyclone. You have a very crazy comic. But crazy in a good way! It was really funny!
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Yeps, crazy indeed. I like how they keep saying 'Don't ask, run!!' Priceless.
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