"A Day at the Carnival"-Chan fic Crack fic OT

**Sol** · Last edited by Sol on Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:51 pm; edited 1 time in total

"Do it! Do it!" Sai-kun prodded Azureman as he was concentrating. The hyper young teen had kept bothering the older male to bring him to the carnival, and he finally gave in after being harassed into it.

"Will you shut up? I'm trying to get it!" he retorted as he looked upon the rows of bottles in front of him. Drawing back his arm, he tossed the little red ring into the rows of bottles. There was some tinkling as the ring clanked around a bit before landing.

"WINNER!" the vendor shouted as he handed Azure a cat plushie. He blushed as he gave it to Sai-kun and he quickly turned away.

"Yay! Just what I wanted." Sai-kun exclaimed as he hugged the plushie. Azure grunted. This wasn't turning out so fun...

"Hey! Let's go over there!" the boy pointed towards the ferris wheel. Azure shook his head.

"No way." he stated, turning away. "I'm not going on there. I'm not too fond of those things." Sai-kun pouted.

"Stop being such a wuss!" he said as he took Azure's arm and forcefully dragged him through the crowds. "It's not like it's going to hurt you."

"That's what you say!" Azure retorted. He tried pulling away, but for some reason, Sai's grip was too strong. He sighed as he allowed himself to be dragged; there was no getting away from Sai when his mind was made up about something.

Glancing around, he took a look at all the other people. There were certainly a bunch of strange people at the carnival today. To his left, he saw two figures behind a tent making out. He couldn't tell their genders, but there was enough muttering behind there for him to pick up the names 'Kai' and 'Takao'. To his right, inside another tent, he saw a black-haired person sitting down at a table, cackling evilly. There were multiple people surrounding him, chanting 'DO IT DO IT DO IT!' as they watched intently. Azure unconcsiously shivered.

Before he knew it, both him and Sai were at the front of the line for the Ferris Wheel, about to get on next. "Sai...I really don't want to go on this." he said as he tried to back away. However, the crowd held him back. "I don't like heights."

Sai frowned as he glared at him. "Well, too bad. You have to accompany me." he said as he took Azure's arm and dragged him into the next open car. Closing the door, the ride started again as Azure crossed his arms and shivered. He tried to supress the feeling in his gut as the car rose higher and higher before it stopped.

Sai looked out the window, taking in all the sights. "This is a such a nice view..." he let off, gasping. "I always liked ferris wheels. I could sit up here all day~"

Azure snorted at that. "I can't. I hate being up here." Sai gave him a mocking smile in return.

"So, you hate heights. Anything else you hate, oh blue one?" he chuckled as he stared at the older man's face. "Hey! You're turning red! You shouldn't be doing that!"

Azure growled and looked away, trying in vain to hide his blush. "I hate being around you, for one."

Sai narrowed his eyes for a few seconds before pouting. "Aw, you don't really mean that, do you?" he asked as he moved closer to Azure. The older man tried to move away.

"Yes, I do." he tried to snarl, but it came out as a whimper instead, to his dismay. Sai smiled.

"Oh, so I guess you do like me then!" the energetic young teen said as he glomped the older man. Azure's eyes widened.

"Hey, STOP! You're making the car swing!" he nearly screamed. That dreadful feeling in his gut came back with full force as his legs felt weak.

"Don't pretend that you're not enjoying this, Azure." Sai snickered as he tightened the hug. Azure tried to get free.

"Seriously, let go! I'm going to faint!" he cried, becoming woozy.

"No."

Azure growled. "Don't make me do a Kawarimi on your ass, Sai."

Sai suddenly squealed. "You do like me!" he laughed as he caught Azure's horrified face. "No one would say such a dirty innuendo to me unless they really liked me!"

Azure screamed; this was possibly the worst slip up he ever done.

Sai chuckled once again. "Don't worry...I'll take REAL good care of you." he purred.

Azure fainted.

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You probably won't get this unless you frequent the chan and were there earlier this afternoon.

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Sai-kun · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:02 pm Post subject:

SOL IS FANFICCING FOR THE WIN

*glomps Sol*

XDD That was hilarious. Good job with that. \o\ I loved it. *saves*
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DD · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:03 pm Post subject:

Well... that was... uh... wow. XD You scare me, I hope you know that, you too Sai.

Sai-kun · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:05 pm Post subject:

I try my best, DD. B)
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Yue-chan · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:05 pm Post subject:

*dies of laughter* Oh MY GOD! Sol, you totally rock. That is hilarious! *flees and continues to laugh*
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Midnight · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:05 pm Post subject:

*uncontrollable laughter*

Oh god, I have to stick around in IRC more often. Never thought I would see something based on us, but now that I have, it is simply too hilarious. Poor Azure...

Fantastic job. *stifles another round of laughter*
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Quatre Winner · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:12 pm Post subject:

I molested Kai! Yay!

And Sai was just tooooo much like a certain Gravitation character. I want a Sai now.

Awesome fic. Awesome, awesome, awesome.
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Enzan Chaud · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:12 pm Post subject:

Sol... all I can say... in spite of everything...

KAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEAHA! XD

That was HEE-LARR-EE-USSS XD
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**Kai** · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:14 pm Post subject:

...SOL WINS THE INTERNET.
Yay, I made out with Takao \o/
You rock hard, dude. XD

**Core** · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:20 pm Post subject:

Aww, and so much like Sai you'd think you spent several days with him in person. :P Great work Sol.
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Neko · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject:

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

*laughs uncontrolably*

That was.... whew... damn *I'm speechless if that says anything*
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Slifer. EXE · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:31 pm Post subject:

What happened to SaixSlifer? Not that I'm complaining though. It's hard to imagine this as romantic because I was laughing too much at the pairing.

I wonder who the one with black hair was. Surprised

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Sai-kun · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:02 pm Post subject:

I think it was Zhen, because he was "kukuku"ing a lot. XDD Jeez...this was hilarious. XD

*gives a Sai plushie to Quatre*

n.n
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**Sol** · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:11 pm Post subject:

The black haired person was SUPPOSED to be me, to illustrate what happened earlier in the chan. XD

Yay for self-insertion \o/
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Sai-kun · Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:27 pm Post subject:

....*suddenly realizes he's like Yuki*

WTF. XD

\o\ This still cracks me up. Can't wait to see what Azure has to say about it.

Yay for self-insertion~~ /o/
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**Izumi** · Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:32 am Post subject:

OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!! XD
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Sai-kun · Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:43 am Post subject:

=P Yea..he did it.

\o\...I'm not like Yukiiiii....Shuiichiii!! :D
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Elementalman.EXE · Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:40 pm Post subject:

O.o Oh .... I don't know how to react... good.... I think?

This is why I quit the chat. To miss watching humerous things like whatever started this?
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