Best Humour Joke

Andrew Wong · Dr. Wily's Peon Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

Do you remember a navi customizer program called 'Humour'? There are some jokes that are funny. My favorite joke is in MMBN4 which goes like thise:

Lan: Hey, Megaman. I heard Chaud picks his nose...
Megaman: Really?!
*Brrrrinnggg*
Megaman: Lan, it's a phone!
Lan: Hello?
Chaud: Lan. We you just talking about me?
Lan:N-no! Why would I be doing that?
Chaud:Hmph..
*Click*
Lan:...He's got a big ears,too.
*Brrrrinnggg*
Lan: Not again!

So what's yours?
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Stream Fever · Net Savior Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 124

My favourite is from MMBN3, I can't remember exactly but let me put it roughly:
Megaman: Lan, Something terrible happen to Yai's online origimi store.
Lan: What happen to it?
Megaman: It folded
Lan: One more like that and I'll pull out your batteries! Laughing

java_saint · I Beat the 8 Robot Masters Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 161

Mega-man:What do you call a blind-deer?
Lan: No idea...

blazequest · Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:29 am Post subject:

I can't remember how it goes exactly, but it was this one:

Little kid: Hey Lan, what's up?
Lan: What? Who are you?!? Where's Megaman?
Little kid: Oh, sorry, I forgot to put my helmet back on.
Megaman: There. Is that better?
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**PlaguedOne** · Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:32 am Post subject:

N2-0 Night · Gnihtemos od thgim I... Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 992

The one where Rockman threw a Math problem at Netto. I forgot the exact lines, but this is how it goes...

Rockman:
Three men went to a hotel. The rent is 27z. Each men paid 10z, so they all get a 1z change. Afterwards, the clerk found out that the rent is 25z, so he ordered the bellhop to return the extra 2z to the three men. Now, here's the question:
The three men has 9z and they got the extra 2z. (9z * 3) + 2z = 29z. If the three men had 10z before they paid, where did the 1z go?
Netto:
Uh... Uhm... ? Wait a minute? What's so funny about that?!
Rockman:
The look on your face!
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sandman exe · Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:12 pm Post subject: reply

I like the joke in bnw4 where mega tells lan that he is done working with him and that he arranged another navi to take his place. Next thing you know shademan is in lans pet as a joke. Or was it shadow man I get those mixed up.
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Mansako · Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:48 pm Post subject:

My fav houmor joke was the Lan you've been fired from the 5th grade in BN3
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Pyroman.EXE · Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:57 pm Post subject:

YES! The chaud joke was the best! Laughing

Bright Gal EXE · Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 20

yea, i like the chaud joke aswell Laughing

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Andrew Wong · Dr. Wily's Peon Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

Are you guys refering about my post or other post?
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sandman exe · Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:11 pm Post subject: reply

Lol Ya that's it. I forhot about the chaud joke too that was funny as well.
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railracer express · Soul Unison Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 771

Say is it possible that any body be willing to type out all the possible humors that existed? I think I have missed some, never seen the humor with chaud
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Andrew Wong · Dr. Wily's Peon Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

Try checking MMBN4. Then install 'Humour' program. You'll get Chaud's joke when Lan says the joke first.
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Elementalman.EXE · Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:39 pm Post subject:

Mikazuki · Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:44 pm Post subject:

I like Enzan jokes the best. :D
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Glyde · Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 13 Location: California

I like the one that goes something like this from MMBN3:

--I just entered 10 puns into a pun contest.
--Really? How many won?
--No pun in-ten-did!

I like it because it really annoys people when you tell it to them. Smile

Himochi Kouen · Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:14 am Post subject:

I don't remember how it goes now...but it had all manner of bad fish jokes in it! Anyone know the one I'm talking about? It sounded like something you'd get from Maysa, I swear it.
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BluesKirby · Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:19 am Post subject:

Me:Here goes nothin'!This was from BN4:

Rock:Hey Lan!I'm getting kind of tired with my hair style.I think it's time for a change...
Netto:What kind of hair do you want?
Rock:Actually there is a style I'm kind of fond of...Let's see...voila!
*turns into a strange guy's face*
Netto:Ugh!!That's horrible!
Rock:I'm just kidding!...Gee whiz!

Amused eh?

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POYO!
PS.Heh heh here's one more:
Rock:Did you hear about the joke with Otenko?
Netto:No,what is it?
Rock:Forget it,it's above your head.
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