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Chapter 13 ½ Behind the Fic! Cyclone’s Wrath! T_T

~~In the confession room…~~

DjangoSP

“I admit, I was surprised about Cyclone’s sudden outburst and anger, but I was prepared. After all, we knew something to this extent was going to happen. So…

~~Back in the studio..~~

I reached into the pocket of my shorts, and pulled out…a blueberry muffin. Thank the Hokage that I knew what her weakness was a delicious muffin.

Cyclone stopped attacking everyone, and stared at the muffin, as if in a trance.

I nodded. “That’s it, Cyclone. Come get the tasty muffin…”

She crept toward it, closer…closer…CLOSER…

I dropped the muffin, and Cyclone began gorging on it hungrily.

I yelled out, “NOW, CFS!!”

CFS held out a small, green remote, with a big, red button in the middle, and pressed the button.

A huge, green sandal dropped down on Cyclone, flattening her, with a deafening BOOOOOOM!!!!

ChibiForte gasped. “CFS!?” she screamed. “What did you do!?”

He waved the remote around. “NumberTrap. Higsby loaned it to me. I just had to do a small favor.”

~~At Cyclone’s funeral…~~

Roll

Everyone was wearing black for the occasion. The tension in the air was so thick, a chainsaw couldn’t have cut it.

~~In the confession room…~~

This was the first funeral I had been to in a loooooooong time that did not take place in my womb.

~~Back at the funeral…~~

Our NetOps had beamed down to us images of the funeral. Kaze was out of the Cuckoo Shack, and, surprisingly, was crying on Taiyou’s shoulder.

Forte stepped up to the podium in the CyberWorld, Cossack in the real world.

Forte cleared his throat, then spoke. “Would anyone like to say a few words about Cyclone?”

Taiyou stepped forward. “I would.” he said. Taiyou went up to the podium.

“Cyclone…was a dear friend to us all. She made us laugh, she made us cry…she even helped us in our time of need. And every day for breakfast, she always baked us muffins.

Rockman suddenly burst into tears. “CYCLONE!!” he screamed. “DON’T GO!!!!”

I walked over and put my arm around him. “It’s okay, Rock.” I said, trying to comfort him. “Cyclone lived a good life. And I’m sure Heaven will be glad to have her.

~~Up in Heaven…~~

[u]God[/i]

“LIKE HELL WE WILL!!” I said angrily. I didn’t want that little nutcase’s windstorms tearing up my holy sanctum!

I picked up a nearby phone, and dialed a number. “Trill?” I said. “It’s me. I’ve got a little job for you to do…”

For the record, Cyclone, I’m NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU! You’ll come back later, in a hilarious attempt where you might see a Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends reference. Be on the lookout for it. Giggity giggity, giggity-goo. Stick around.
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Oh yeah. This chapter rocks. When will we get back to the story.
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I'll get back to the story soon. But when I do, it's going to start winding down to a close. I'm not gonna be here from Dec.5-Dec.9, so you'll have to wait. But don't worry! I'll have some great chapters when I get back. When this is done...whoops! :O I almost gave it away! You'll have to wait, heh, heh, heh...
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Chapter 13 ½ Behind the Fic! Cyclone’s Reincarnation!

Cyclone

~~In a dark void, in another dimension far away…~~

I looked around, but all I could see is blackness.

“Where am I?” I looked around. “Okay, if this is some kind of prank, I’m gonna be really pissed off!!” I yelled.

“Patience, O goddess of wind…” a voice replied.

I whirled around. “Who’s there!?” I cried fearfully.

A blast of wind blew through. “I grant you the power of reincarnation…”

I felt a tingling sensation go up my spine, and I felt myself shrinking.

“Hey!” I said, my voice becoming smaller. “What’s going on!?”

The voice spoke again. “You’re being revived…in another body…”

I screamed, “WHAT!? Aw, man, if I’m lacking in the T&A section, I’ll @#$%ing kill you!!” Then the tingling stopped.

“Hey, it doesn’t matter to me. I could put you into the body of Kate Moss.”

I didn’t say anything.

“Since you’ve realized your place, I’ll continue.” The tingling sensation started up again.

I sighed, then waited…

Kisoka

*sigh* “It’s been three weeks since Cyclone died. How can we continue our work now!?”

Rockman started crying out from his PET. “CYYYYYYYYYYCLOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!” he wailed. “COOOOOOOMMMMMEEEE BAAAAACCCCKK!!!”

Forte, wearing a nightcap, appeared in his PET and slapped Rockman. “Shut UP!! Some of us are trying to sleep! God, I could hear you in the Nebula Area!!” He warped out, leaving Rockman to grieve.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. “Django? Are you there?”

We all turned to look at Django. He shrugged. “Don’t look at me, I don’t know who it is.”

“Django?” the voice said again. “I know you’re in there! I can feel the heat off your GunDelSol!”

Django got up and walked toward the door.

Django

I don’t know who this girl was, but she was getting on my nerves!

I opened up the door. “What do you want?” I received a hard punch in the face and fell over.

A girl about Kisoka’s size stood over me with a sneer. “That’s for killing me, you apple-eating bastard!!”

I clutched my face. “Who the hell are you?!” I yelled. I looked up at her.

She was Kisoka’s size, and was wearing a cotton shirt, and a green, pleated skirt. She had pink hair, and cat-like ears.

“Ahh…” she sighed. “Revenge is soooooooooo sweet.” She ran over my body, and hugged Kisoka. “Kisoka!” she squealed. “It’s nice to see you again!!”

Kisoka looked at the girl strangely. “…Do…I know you?” she asked quizzically.

Then the girl shocked us all. “I’m Cyclone!”

Then, suddenly, she ran over me and beat me into submission. As I was losing consciousness, she said something.

“And now to erase your memory of this entire conversation. Heh, heh, heh…”

I decided to make it a Drawn Together reference. Did you find it? If so, you've just wone a BRAND-NEW CAR!!!
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Hey, CFS, didn't your sis say she was gonna be back around this week? What happened? And thanks for the compliment. :D
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She got grounded even longer. Idiot, she is.
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Sorry that she's grounded again, CFS. But now we're back with the main story!! I give you *churros*:

Chapter 14: The Sun Will Rise Today!! Journey To The Elemental Kingdom!!!

Django

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: “Why are going back to the main story right after Cyclone was ‘reincarnated?’ Well, I’ve been receiving a LOT of complaints from people saying we’re straying away from the story and just trying to fill up space.

Normally, I would track the bastards down and burn them into oblivion with my GunSol, but they were right. So, here we are, with the fact that Cyclone is still alive, and I have some weird relapses…like I can’t remember what happened after she opened the door. Just that she opened it…and nothing else.

“Django?” Taiyou said, waving his hand in front of my face. “You okay?”

I got up from the floor, rubbing my head. “Yeah, I’m okay. What in the name of sunlight happened?”

Taiyou started. “Well, we were grieving over Cyclone’s death, when there was a knock at the door. It was for you, so you got up and answered it. Then…” Taiyou’s voice trailed off.

“What?” I said. “What happened!?” Taiyou looked away. “I’ll tell you, but you’re not going to like it.”

I glared at him and said, “Taiyou, stop trying to act like Kakashi and tell me what happened!!!”

Taiyou sighed, and leaned up and whispered in my ear. “OH…MY…GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I yelled, and lost consciousness.

Taiyou

Kisoka peered out from the curtain she was hiding behind, at looked at me. “You told him what Cyclone did to him, didn’t you?”

I nodded. “Yep.”

Kisoka sighed at went over to Django’s body. She stuck out her index and middle finger, and placed them under his neck. After a few minutes, she pulled them away, and nodded.

“Yeah, he’s out cold. Taiyou, I thought we agreed not to tell him what happened!”

“Hey, I was under pressure. Django can be really merciless if he wants to be. You know from experience, Kisoka!”

A voice got our attention. “If you two are done fighting, Kisoka, you’ve got a phone call.” Enzan walked over and handed the phone to Kisoka. “Hello?” she said. “This is she. …Oh, my… Really? I can’t believe it… Right now? …Yes, we’ll come as soon as we can.”

I jumped up and down. “Who was it? What did they say?”

Kisoka looked at me solemnly. “The Solar Capital is under attack.”

~~A half hour later…~~

Enzan

After Kisoka was finished with her call, I could tell it was not good. She said something about the ‘Solar Capital’ then grabbed Kaze and Taiyou, and even Django’s semi-conscious body, and ran out of Django’s house. So, being the sensitive guy that I am, I asked Blues to head to the Net and look up any information on this ‘Solar Capital’.

“Find anything yet, Blues?” I asked. He shook his head. “No. Whatever this ‘Solar Capital’ is, it must be heavily guarded. There’s no intel on it whatsoever.”

I thought for a moment. “Let’s go ask Kisoka what this is about.”

Blues looked up at me. “Are you sure that’s a good idea, Enzan? She seemed pretty distressed.”

I nodded. “I know she did, but remember: Kisoka’s our friend, and we have to help our friends, no matter what.”

Blues looked at me with shock. “I’ve never heard you say those words before.”

I chuckled. “I know. I must be spending way to much time with Netto. Anyway, let’s go!”

I ran out of the library, heading towards Kisoka’s house.

Kaze

“So, this ‘Solar Capital’…that’s where Django and Taiyou come from?” I asked my partner.

She nodded. “That’s right. They say that—” Enzan burst into the room. “INCOMING! GET DOWN!!!!!” he screamed.

We got down, and a split second later, a rather large potato shot through the door, and started ricocheting around the room.

“Enzan!!!” I screamed from under the bed. “What the hell is going on!?”

“Yaito and Dekao were in Yaito’s house, working on some kind of potato gun! Long story.” He said, rolling his eyes.

“A potato gun!?!?” Django yelled, using one of the closet doors as a shield. “Why the freak were they trying to make a potato gun!?”

Enzan yelled over the sound of breaking china. “She wants to equip her butlers and maids with them to keep her house safe!”

“HOW THE HELL IS THAT GOING TO KEEP HER HOUSE SAFE!?!?!?!?” I roared angrily.

Finally, the potato flew out the window, surprisingly, in one piece.

Kisoka got up, gasping for breath. “Okay…” she said. “Now…that that’s…out of the way…what are you here for…Enzan?

“Earlier today, in Django’s house, you got a phone call that mentioned something about a ‘Solar Capital’. What is it?”

Kisoka turned away. “I’d rather not tell you that. It doesn’t concern you.”

I tugged at Kisoka’s shirt sleeve. “C’mon, Kisoka. Maybe they could help us.”

She groaned, then she told Enzan to story of the Solar Capital…

“Many centuries ago, a kingdom prospered. There were seven capitals, each one holding a different element of the earth: the Water Capital (Mizu Shufu), the Fire Capital (Kaia Shufu), the Earth Capital (Yochi Shufu), the Wind Capital (Kaze Shufu), the Light Capital (Awai Shufu), the Dark Capital (Kuro Shufu), and the Grass Capital (Gurasu Shufu).”

“Now, many wars ensued between these capitals. Destruction was everywhere. Anguish was a plague that swept the land.”

“…That was…until the Solar Capital appeared. The Solar Capital somehow managed to end the wars and fighting that were in the other capitals. The Solar Capital represented…unity.”

“The Solar Capital is in the middle of this kingdom, and has kept the balance of the other capitals for more than 1500 years. But if the Solar Capital were to fall…”

Enzan gasped. “Then the wars would resume.”

Kisoka nodded. “Exactly. The Wind Capital is where Kaze and I come from, where our lives are in the skies.” I looked in Django’s direction.

“Django obviously came from the Solar Capital, which has brought the whole kingdom of Butai Oukoku together, so you can imagine what his people are going through.”

“…” Enzan was lost for words.

*sigh* “Now what?” Kaze said. “The odds of us getting to Butai are…the odds of Netto giving up curry!”

“Hey!!” A voice said. “I resent that!!” Netto popped out from behind Kisoka’s door. And wouldn’t you know it, he had a bowl of curry in his hand and a spoon in his mouth. “I can quit anytime I want!! Anyway,” he said, spooning some more curry into his mouth, “I’ve got a plan.”

~~1 hour later in Yaito’s mansion…~~

Yaito

“Hmm…” I placed my cup of coffee on the table in front of me. “So there’s a far off kingdom containing every power of the elements that could soon erupt into a war that will eventually annihilate the planet.”

Kiyo, Zatch, Django, Taiyou, Netto, Rockman, Enzan, Blues, Dekao, Gutsman, Tory, Iceman, Jasmine, Meddy, Sal, Woodman, Miyu, Skullman, Kisoka, Kaze, Orochi, Dusk, LegacyDX, Shade, Chris, and Gin all nodded.

“And you need me to fly all of you, all 26 of you, to the Elemental Kingdom of Butai Oukoku, which is millions of miles away so you can save the planet, as Netto’s already done, like, a thousand times.

The group nodded again. I shrugged. “Okay.”

“Say WHAT!” Dekao yelled.

“What?” I shot back. “Is that a problem?”

“No,” he replied sheepishly. “But you’d usually just ask us a big favor, like retrieve lost data, or pick up an order.”

”Oh, that?” I answered back, smiling. “That was just to get rid of you. Netto would get everyone to split up, and then we’d meet over at the ice-cream parlor to catch the daily special.”

“But, but…” he replied aghast. “Netto always came back with what you were asking for!”

“I’d always give it to him when you rushed out, then he’d come back later and give it back.”

“Right…If you’ll excuse me, I have a previous engagement.” He turned around…and bit off his finger!!

Sal walked over to him, looking green after what Dekao did. “I think he needs some ‘alone time’.” and took him into the other room.

“So does this mean…?” Orochi trailed off suggestively.

I nodded. “That’s right! We’re going to the Elemental Kingdom!”

We all pumped our fists into the air. “YEAH!!!!!!!!!”

Sorry it's so long, but I wanted to make it as good as possible seeing as I'm gonna be gone for 5 days. T_T Hope you like it!!
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Chapter 15: The Elemental Kingdom of Butai Oukoku! Solar and Grass Capitals!!

Django

It’s been over ten years since I left the Solar Capital. I had no idea what to expect when we got there. I wonder if she’d be there waiting for me…

“Django-san?” Kisoka sat in front of me with a concerned look on her face. “You look like you’re thinking about something.”

I shook my head no. “No, nothing, Kisoka.” If I told her what I was really thinking about. She’d get jealous.

The plane’s intercom buzzed on.

“ATTENTION, ATTENTION. WE WILL BE LANDING IN THE ELEMENTAL KINGDOM IN APPROXIMATELY 30 MIN.

Dusk sighed. “Oh, that’s a relief. I was getting sooo much jet lag, I thought I was unconscious.

Orochi groaned. “Dusk, whenever we go on a plane, you get jet lag as soon as we get into the air!!”

Dusk jumped up and pointed at Orochi. “I TOLD you! It was an accident!! Jeez, ya throw up on your partner one time…”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

“What the hell was that!?” Kisoka screamed. “It sounded like a bomb!”

Miyu yelled back from the direction of the explosion. “I think you were right! Look!”

We all looked out our windows. There was a bunch-I shouldn’t say a bunch-an ARMY of people running around, with a HUGE catapult that was shooting something at us.

Yaito started crying. “If they keep shooting at us, we’re DONE FOR!! What do we do, what do we do, WHAT DO WE DO!!??”

Sal responded by delivering a hard slap to Yaito. “Suck it up, Yaito!”

Yaito looked up at Sal with a hurt look.

“If we wanna make it out of here alive, we’ve gotta pull together!!”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

Chris thought for a moment. “I’ve got a plan! Gin, ready?”

Gin nodded. “Ready!”

Chris flipped open his spellbook and yelled out the spell. “Gigano Tsukitotu!!!”

A huge, silver shield surrounded the plane.

We all turned to Chris, thoroughly impressed. “Nice one.” Kaze commented.

The plane touched down to the ground.

Netto

As soon as we got off the plane, the people who were shooting at us surrounded us. “Don’t move,” a big one said to the right of me. “Or you will regret it.”

I noticed that they were all wearing red scarves, even the girls. And in their hands, each one carried a GunDelSol.

Then Django stepped off the plane, looking a kind of sickly green.

“Ooogh…I’m never going to eat a chocolate cake on a crashing plane ever again.”

You ever here a 500 man/woman army gasp all at once? Because that’s what they did as soon as they saw Django.

Then-get this-they all bowed down at his feet, like he was a king.

Django looked around, obviously confused. “Okaaaaaaaaay…” he said. “What’s going on here?”

A villager came up to Django, head still bowed down.

“My lord, I am so sorry. We did not know you would be coming. Please accept my most humble apologies.”

Django looked at him as if in a trance. Then he spoke. “Hotaru?”

Hotaru looked up, then embraced Django in a hug. “Django!!!!” he yelled crying. “It’s been so long!!”

Django started laughing. “I know! And I see you haven’t changed a bit!! You’re still the emotional little guy I remember!!”

“Okay,” I said. “Would someone PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON!!!??”

Hotaru let go of Django. “Come with me”, he said, gesturing to a large vehicle, which, surprisingly enough, could fit all of us. “And I will explain everything once we get to Hanagata Shufu.”

~~An hour later at Hanagata…~~

Django

“SAY WHAT!??”

Everyone except me freaked out.

Meiru turned to look at me. “You never told us you were the mayor of the Solar Capital!”

I shrugged. “You never—”

Laika interrupted, “If you say ‘you never asked me’, then so God help you, I’ll @#$%ing kill you, cause that line has been done to death.”

“I was going to say ‘mentioned the Solar Capital before’, but jump to conclusions if you want.”

“Anyway,” Hotaru continued. “The only way to restore the kingdom of Butai Oukoku to peace, you must journey to each capital and find its gem.”

“Gem?” Yaito said, her eyes lighting up.

“Each capital has a gem that represents that capitals element. You find it, bring it back here, then find the next one, and so on and so forth.”

Netto raised his hand.

“Yes,” Hotaru said. “The brunette?”

“Uh, yeah, hi. I was wondering, wouldn’t it be easier to just get all of them at once, then bring them here?”

Hotaru blinked. “That would speed things up a bit, yes.”

“So where do we go first?” I asked.

Hotaru took a piece of paper from his pocket and spread it across the table in front of us.

“This is a map of Butai Oukoku.” He pointed to an area that had different shades of green; jade, forest, dark…

“This is the Grass Capital, Gurasu Shufu. It’s surrounded by thick trees and forest, so finding it will not be easy.”

“Aw, shit!!” Dekao pouted. “This is just perfect!!

“Relax, O fat one.” Hotaru said. “There is a girl there with a special power that can make finding the gem much easier.”

“A girl?” Netto said, his eyes lighting up this time. Meiru shot a scowl in his direction. “Don’t. Even. Think. About. It.” She said scarily.

I looked around. “So what are we waiting for!? Let’s go!!”

“YEAH!!!!!!!

~~In the Grass Capital…~~

Kisoka

“WOAH.” I said impressed. The Grass Capital was AMAZING. There were tree houses as far as the eye could see, and had rope bridges connecting them to others. Small buildings were underneath the treehouses, too. Small, white birds flew from treehouse to treehouse, carrying envelopes in their tiny beaks. Kids were running in and out of the forests laughing happily. It was a…paradise.

“So,” I asked. “Where do we go?”

Suddenly, I heard a cry behind us.

“Djangie!!” He turned around, and a girl about my size glomped him. She was dressed all in green. Her dark brown hair was pulled back into a ponytail, and held with a green scrunchie. She wore a light green tee shirt that had a big tree leaf on it, and was wearing a short, green skirt that had tree leaves for a pattern. Her eyes were a dark green, and she had a bright, smiling, shining face.

“Djangie, it’s been so long since I’ve seen you!” she squealed happily.

I walked over to them and knelt down. “Django, would you mind telling me who this girl is?”

The girl got up and brushed herself off. “I’m Kiyasume Ueki! But my friends call me ‘Kiya’ for short! I’ve lived in Gurasu since I was born.”

I nodded. “I see you’re familiar with Django.”

Kiya giggled. “More than you know!” she said cheerily.

I nodded again. “Kiya, could you excuse us for a minute?” I grabbed Django’s arm, and pulled him away from the others, where no one could hear us.

“Who is she!? You’ve never mentioned her before!!”

Django tried to calm me down. “Kisoka, relax! I-”

I jabbed my finger at him. “Don’t tell me to relax! She called you ‘Djangie’ just now. How do you know her, and why didn’t you tell me about her?”

Django started blushing. “Well, you see,” he said. “Kiya is my-”

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He jerked his head up, serious now. “What was that!?”

“I don’t know,” I said. “But let’s check it out!” And we ran off in the direction of the sound.

Sorry it was so long, guys! I had to put in at least one more setting. But who is Kiyasume really? What made that horrible noise? What is Django’s relation to Kiyasume? And what the hell kind of nickname is “Djangie”? 0_o Find out the answers to these questions and more in:

Chapter 16: Kiyasume, Django, and Kisoka. A Love Triangle For The Ages!!
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Chapter 16: Kiyasume, Django, and Kisoka A Love Triangle For The Ages!!


~~In the confession room…~~

Kisoka

Truth be told, everyone thought I was jealous when I freaked out about Django and Kiyasume, his long-lost floozy--I mean friend, friend! But jealous? Me? The word is not in my vocabulary.

Netto walked into the confession room. “Then why do you have a Gospel Cannon on your lap?” he said, laughing crazily.

I jumped up and aimed the Gospel Cannon at him. “GET THE HELL OUT!! THIS IS MY CONFESSIONAL! MINE!!”

~~Back in Gurasu…~~

ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

We were running towards the direction of the roaring. I turned to Django.

“I think we’re getting closer!!”

“Gee,” he said. “It’s hard to tell when you have something louder than Shade’s Chou Crushina Noisada screaming in your ear!!!!!”

I rolled my eyes. On the one hand, he pisses me off when he’s sarcastic, on the other hand, he can always make me laugh.

CRASH!! BOOOM!! BAM!!!

I whirled around!! “What was that!? Is someone launching boulders at us!?!?”

Django shook his head. “No. Dekao just fell, the bloated whale that he is.”

“I heard that, you little bastard!! When I get up, I’m gonna kick your ass!!”

“You’d need to go on 1001 Atkins diets before you can do that!!” Django shot back.

I covered my mouth to stop from laughing.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

A HUGE, I mean HUGE bird landed in front of us. It was bigger than Dekao! The bird had piercing red eyes, green feathers, and razor-sharp claws. It had a tail about three kilometers long.

I stared up at it with wide eyes. Despite its menacing looks, the bird looked peaceful.

Kiyasume stepped toward the large bird.

I reached my hand forward. “Kiyasume, don’t! That bird will rip you to shreds!! ...On second thought, go ahead.”

Kiyasume put her hand up to the bird…and started petting it!!

“All right, Flora,” she said. “Playtime’s over.”

Slowly, the bird began to shrink. It shrank, and shrank, until it became a human form.

It was a girl about Taiyou’s size. Her eyes were a soft pink. Her hair was pulled back with a green and pink scrunchie. She wore pink high heels, and a pinkish-green skirt. A small, pink shackle very similar to Haruko’s from FLCL was on her right wrist. Standing next to Kiyasume, they looked like twins.

I turned to Netto, then slapped him. “Geez, Netto, we should just attach a cup under your nose to hold the blood!!”

He glared at me. “What are you talking about?! I’m not…” He reached his hand up to his nose, then pulled it away. “Oh, shit! I’M NOSEBLEEDING!! WATER, I NEED WATER!”

Django reached over and gave him a hard punch, knocking him out. “How ‘bout some Hawaiian Punch?”

“Um, hello?” Kiyasume piped up getting our attention. “I suppose you’re all wondering who this girl is?”

Enzan piped up. “Actually, I’m more concerned what her E-Mail ad—”

Yaito ran over and knocked him out with a heel kick to his head. “Continue, Miss Kiyasume.”

Kiyasume looked at her nervously. “Yeah, um, thanks. Anyway, I’m sure you all know what Mamodo are, right?”

We all nodded. I’m betting what would be coming next…

Kiyasume smiled. “Well, this is my Mamodo, Flora!”

Meiru stepped forward. “What makes her so special?” she said haughtily.

Suddenly, Flora snapped. Her face turned purple and angry, and all her clothes turned a menacing black. She raised the arm that had the shackle on it. The shackle glowed pink, then morphed into a Final Gun. “Say that again, and I’ll blast you to within an inch of your pathetic life!”

Kiyasume put her hand on Flora’s shoulder. “Relax. Control your temper…”

Flora took a deep breath, and her normal color returned. “Sorry everyone. Because of this shackle, I’m gifted with incredible power. The bad side is, I have a severe personality disorder.”

“HELLO!!!!!!!” We all turned to look at Laika. “Have you all forgotten we have a mission, or have you all got caught up in this little tea party? We’re supposed to be looking for the Leaf Gem!”

Flora chuckled. “Oh, you mean, this?” She held out her hand to reveal a sparkling green gem with a picture of a golden leaf emblazoned in the middle. “That’s what I came back to show Kiyasume.”

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

“What the hell was that?!” Rockman yelled from his PET.

“Wh-wh-wheeeeeeeeeee!!! It’s been a long time, Netto and Rockman. Much too long, if I may.”

“Oh, SHIT!! Not him!! @#$%” Netto cried.

We all looked up. Standing in a tall tree above us was…ShadeMan.

“It’s time for a little mid-morning snack!! WH-WH-WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”

He swooped down on us, claws raised.

“I think I’ll go for the one who imprisoned me in that uncomfortable coffin!! Sayonara, Solar Bastard!!”

Django

Something kept telling me, “kill this flying bastard.” Another one kept telling me, “what’s the point? He’ll just come back all over again with some bull@#$% about the power of darkness.

“Dimensional Area! BattleChip In! Download!” Kisoka’s voice snapped me out of my thoughts. I looked up as a shimmering dome appeared above and around us.

“Kaze, it’s time to show this winged creep not to mess with my friends!! SynchroChip In! Download!”

A bright light started swirling around Kisoka. Then Kaze and Kisoka both yelled out. “BEGIN CROSSFUSION!!”

A bright light blinded us. Even ShadeMan recoiled. When the light show ended, a whole new person was in front of us.

Kisoka’s eyes became a lighter green with a medium-sized reddish tint. Her hair had gone from brown to orange, like Kaze’s hair. Her legs had disappeared, and in their place was a large, swirling tornado. At her wrists, small tornadoes were inverted inward, so that the big hole was facing her arm, and the small hole faced her hands. On her chest was Kaze’s symbol of two tornadoes twisting around. A tornado was swirling on her head, like Tornado Kirby’s.

She held out her hands. “Face the power of wind!! Super Kitakaze, BattleChip In!!”

A large blast of wind slammed into ShadeMan, blowing him back.

“Foolish human!! You’ll pay dearly for that!! BlackWing!!” A flurry of bats headed straight for R Kaze.

“Big deal,” she replied casually. “I can blow them away!! WindRacket, BattleChip In!”

Her arm morphed into the racket, and she thrust it toward the bats. Still they kept coming!!

“MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Those aren’t just bats from a chip. They are grafted from my data! You’ll need something stronger than a flyswatter to beat them!!”

A voice cried out. “How ‘bout this? OmegaRocket, GigaChip In!” A huge rocket flew towards the bats and exploded on impact. When the dust cleared, they were gone, along with ShadeMan’s left arm.

R Flora landed near R Kaze. “Thought you could use some help, Kisoka.” She said, smiling. R Flora’s symbol was a pink flower. She looked exactly like her Navi, except her skirt was made out of a cluster of cherry blossom petals, and her hair had turned reddish-orange.

R Kaze crossed her arms. “Like I needed your help. Where’d you get a GigaChip, anyway?”

“With our birds flying around, they picked up a rare chip…or a hundred.” R Flora replied, giggling.

“NOISE CRUSH!!!!!!” A giant soundwave blasted into the girls. The attack knocked them back so hard, they fell out of their CrossFusion.

ShadeMan loomed over them with an evil smile on his face. “Now it’s time to—UH!!!!”

ShadeMan cried out as a large spear was shoved through his emblem. SHADEMAN DELETED.

I felt a large object strike me in the back of the head, and I lost consciousness.



What has become of the Rockman group? Who shoved that spear in ShadeMan, deleting him (permanently, I hope)? And when the hell did Kisoka and Kaze learn CrossFusion? Anyway, be prepared for the next chapter: Too Hot Too Handle! Enter Vulcan and Blake! Your time has come, GospelDS!!:D And sorry it took so long, guys. I hope this makes up for it!
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[Darth Osiris]

All I can say is, Chris and Gin had better Cross Fuse sometime soon.
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God, that's such an awesome line.

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[CrossFusionStarman]

AWESOME. Seriously. It's awesome. And I love your new character. Next question: When will the [spoil:e89815ba4b]Moskau people[/spoil:e89815ba4b] appear? Well, anyways, great job as usual, Django.
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[DjangoSP]

To Darth Osiris: Relax, Chris and Gin will CrossFuse in the next chapter.

To CFS: They appear in the next chapter, too! Talk about your double-headers!!
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[CrossFusionStarman]

Okay, can't wait to read it! BTW, you were right about the new characters being sexier than Roll and Meiru!
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[DjangoSP]

Here it is, GospelDS!! You're fun in the sun!! I present, to all of my readers out there:

Chapter 17: Too Hot To Handle! Enter Vulcan and Blake!

Django

“Uhn…Ow! My head! Feel like I got of a damn tractor!!”

I got up and looked around. All my friends were here, but they were all asleep. Taiyou started yawning, and woke up. “Where are we?” he said.

I looked around. We were in a dark, dank murky cell. Iron bars stopped us from escaping. An air vent hung right above us. A cold, hard steel floor was below us.
I rubbed my head, which was still aching.

“Taiyou, where are we? This looks like the real version of the HardRock Café!”

Taiyou turned to me. “We were brought here right after ShadeMan was deleted. Some really pissed off people shoved a spear through his emblem. Then they knocked us out, and dragged us here! And the worst part is, they stole the Leaf Gem!”

I gasped. “Aw, crap! Now what do we do!? Hotaru’s gonna be ticked! He’s gonna do something strange to us if we come back empty-handed!!”

Taiyou sighed. “I’ve thoroughly analyzed our surroundings…and there are absolutely no possible means of escape.”

CLANG!!!! The air vent grate above me smashed down on my head. “OW! @#$% dammit!!”

“Except that,” Taiyou said, pointing at the open air vent.

A small Mamodo swung down in front of me. He had orange eyes, and hair that was twisted up to look like flames. He had red shoes similar to those of Blues, but with flames painted on them. In his palms were two glowing red orbs that shined in the darkness of the cell. A dragon tattoo was painted on the side of his face. He wore an orange shirt with a symbol on his chest: a vulcan firing small fireballs. He looked around to make sure the guard was still asleep. He was.

“Follow me!” the small Mamodo said. “I can help you out!”

I looked at Taiyou. “What should we do?”

He shrugged. “We’ve got nothin’ to lose.”

“Except our lives!” I shot back.

The Mamodo pleaded with us. “Hurry! The guard will wake soon!” And jumped back into the vent.

So I woke up the group, and we all followed the mysterious Mamodo, hoping he could save us.

Dekao

“Okay, ready?” I asked.

“Ready!” Laika yelled back. He took a deep breath, and pulled. Hard.

“YEOOOOOWWWWCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!” I yelled. “It’s not working, it’s not working!!”

Laika finally gave up. “How’d you get stuck in the vent, anyway?”

At those words, a Crunch® Bar wrapper blew out of my pocket.

Laika bent down and picked it up. “You IDIOT!!” he yelled to me. “You couldn’t go 7 minutes without stuffing your face!”

“I was hungry!” I shot back.

Laika stamped his foot. “So were Hansel and Gretel, and looked what happened to them!”

Netto piped up. “I’ve got an idea!” He leaned over and whispered into Laika’s ear. “Oh,” he said. “That’s just crazy enough to work! AND be in this fic!”

“Django!” Netto yelled. “You got anything metal in your knapsack?”

Django reached inside. He pulled out his GunDelSol, his Sol de Vice, his Solar Sword, an Otenko plushie, his spellbook, Keroro Gunso Vol. 4, and some other unrecognizable items.

Kisoka reached over and picked up a small, red box with a string attached to the end. “What’s this for?” she asked, reaching towards the string.

Django reached forward. “Kisoka, don’t!—”

Too late. The box exploded with a loud BANG!, shooting smoke all over her. When it cleared, her face was blacked with gunpowder.

She threw down the box angrily. “What the hell was that?!” she screamed. “Django, if this is your idea of a joke, I’m soooooo not laughing!”

“HELLO!!!” I yelled. Forget? I’M STILL STUCK HERE!!”

The Mamodo who got us out of our cell ran over with a large block of metal in his hands. “Will this do, Netto-san?” he asked eagerly.

Netto picked up the metal and nodded. “Thanks, um…”

The Mamodo bowed. “Vulcan, at your service.”

Netto nodded again, then held the block of metal near my mouth. “Now, Dekao, I need you to eat all of this metal, and I mean ALL of it!”

Netto

Dekao stared at me with a shocked look on his face. “R U crazy!? I’m not gonna eat that! Besides, I’m trying to go vegan.”

I shoved the block of metal into his mouth, and forced him to swallow it. “Like it or lump it, Free Wily!”

He swallowed it, then turned a sickly green. “Oogh…” he moaned. “I don’t feel so good.”

I looked at Rockman. “Ready?” I asked. Rockman nodded. “Ready!”

I whipped out a Dimensional Chip. “Dimensional Area, BattleChip In! Download!”

The familiar glowing dome appeared around us. “SynchroChip In! Download! BEGIN CROSSFUSION!!” Rockman and I yelled at the same time.

When the light show ended, R Rockman stood in front of Dekao. “All right,” I said.

“MagnetSoul, NaviChip In!” I activated the DublChip, and MagnetSoul/R Rockman now stood in front of Dekao.

I clasped my hands together. “MagBolt!!” The magnet formed, and began to slowly pull out Dekao. Until, THOOOM!!! Dekao came flowing out.

~~20 minutes later…~~

Django

“Well,” I said. “How do we find the leaf gem?”

Kiyasume pulled out her PET. “Hey, Flora,” she asked. “Do ya think you can sniff out the Leaf Gem?”

Flora nodded. “No problem!” She held out the arm that had the shackle out. Suddenly, the shackle began clinking, and heading east of our current location.

Everyone cheered. “All right, Flora!” Enzan yelled. Once again, Yaito ran over, and knocked him out with a heel kick to his head.

Suddenly, a lightning bolt slammed down on the ground, inches in front of us.

“That’s as far as you’ll go, kids!!”

We looked up. Perched on a tower was a Mamodo and his partner. But they looked really freaky. They were Sharo, by their accent. The human was dressed in a brown cloak with black stripes on the side. He wore black boots with zippers, and had a black hat, similar to that guy’s from The Godfather®. He had brown gloves that matched his brown hair. He had a black mustache that really gave away the fact he was Sharo. He wore black goggles over his eyes.

His Mamodo had hazel eyes, and a sneer on his face. He was dressed exactly like his human partner, except that the gloves were green, the boots were brown, and he had no cloak, but an old-fashioned tux.

The Mamodo pointed at us. “You and your Mamodo’s are going down! We’re gonna wipe the floor with your spellbooks!!”

Meiru wrung her fist in his direction. “Just who do you think you are, trying to psyche us out like that!?”

The Mamodo and human partner did a Viewtiful Joe-like pose. “We are…Dschingis Khan and Moskau! Break-dancers extraordinaire!!”

Meiru stared and them blankly. “Okaaaaaaaaaaay…”

Dschingis pointed at us. “Our big boss has sent us here to clean you up!!”

Moskau pointed at them. “We’re gonna put the whammy on anyone who gets in our way!!”

I stepped. “‘Whammy?’ Is that the best you’ve got? You talk pretty big for a small fry!”

He held out his hands. “Punk!! What’s big is my brawn! Call it, Dschingis!” Dschingis pulled out a dark brown spellbook. “Pudert Sich Die!!”

Moskau’s hands glowed blue, then a stream of water wrapped around me, imprisoning me in a ball of water.

“Hey!” I cried. But only a large bubble emanated from my mouth.

Moskau somehow warped forward to Taiyou, and paralyzed him with an electric rod. “OUCHH!!!” Taiyou screamed. “I can’t move!!!!”

“Now to dispose of your teammates!! Nicht Siehst!!”

Zombified hands reached up from the ground, grabbed everyone’s leg, and pulled them down into the deep earth.

“GUYS!! Kisoka! Kiyasume!!!” I screamed, but only more bubbles.

“WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Dschingis yelled. “This was almost too easy!”

“It’s not over yet!” a voice cried out. “Larfe Draconis!!” A large dragon of fire came from behind me and slammed into the break-dancing freaks.

Vulcan stepped forward, along with his partner. He wore a white T-shirt that had Vulcan’s symbol on it, and a red vest. He had white Nike® shoes, and blue jeans. He wore gloves that were similar to the Shinobi in Naruto®. In his arm, he carried an orange, yellow, and red colored spellbook.

“I know this may sound clichéd,” he started. “Mess with fire, YOU’RE GONNA GET BURNED! Erunoir!!!!”

GospelDS, I decided to but both of those spells in. But what do you think?

On the next chapter on Zatch Bell.EXE…

A huge battle erupts between Dschingis, Moskau, Blake, and Vulcan! With Django trapped in that ball of water, Taiyou immobilized, and everyone else take by zombies to heaven knows where, how will they get out of this fix? To find out, tune in for the next chapter of Zatch Bell.EXE!!

Sorry this took so long everyone. -_-; :D
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[ChibiForte]

Funneh. The explosion was hilarious. And let's not ferget the [spoil:d173516413]Moskau[/spoil:d173516413] Mamodo. Funny as hell. Laughed my ass off again. AH, IT'S NICE TO BE OUTTA DAT DAMN HOSPITAL!!!
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[SereneEXE]

*starts cracking up* This is so hilarious! Ha ha... ha. I really like how you put the suspense,too, poor Taiyou and Django. Really really great job!