From The Life Of... Final 3 chapters! Feep!

[Lan1220]

Nice, comments are same with the above post ^^.
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[ChibiForte]

Think about this people!!! You rabid fangirls are always saying cute, right? Well, just think about it girls,(and boys,) wouldn't he be FRICKEN HOT if he was a human too? DOY!!! IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE!!!! :grr:
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[Flame Buster]

By the way, Rockman has Dark Blue hair, not black. I you look closely at the wind soul official art, it's there. Anyway, other than that, awesome story!
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[ChibiForte]

That gives me an idea for a new fanfic I'll post when I'm done with this one! it'll be called, "Ask The Hikari Brothers!!!" If it's okay I sorta quote you... -_-;

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Sorry guys, I've been a real asshole and I'm posting chapter 4 now!!!

Saito: Oh jeez. I swear to God, Christina, if you do anything stupid I will be forced to beat you down with your own shoe!

Me: Shut up! Oh yeah, well at least [spoil:d932264c65]I don't appear in Battle Network 5 without clothes on!!![/spoil:d932264c65]

Saito: Oh shit. I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT!!!

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Chapter 4: So close, yet so far!!!! AAAARRRRRGGH!!!


SAITO

Huh? I’m in my PET!!! My body….what happened?!?! I’m NAVI again!!!!! Jeez, I’m drenched with sweat!

(Navis can...sweat??)

What the hell happened? Where’d the ghost/virus go I was just fighting?? ARRRRRGGGHH!!!!!! IT WAS A DREAM!!! I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW PISSED OFF I AM!!!!! I thought I was resurrected!!!! I can’t believe it!!!! It’s too bad being human is just a fantasy for me. I’m never telling anyone about this. It’s my secret, and mine only.

~*~

That was probably the shortest and shitiest chapter ever. To make the fangirls feel better, I'll post chapter 5 too! Feep!

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Chapter 5: Attack of the ChibiAnima Virus!!!!


FUYUKI

I am at SciLab right now carrying a very dangerous chemical, threatening to both navis and humans. If someone were to come up behind me and make me spill any of this on anything, it would affect them greatly.

I’m not sure what this does to anything or anyone, but nobody’s risking anything to find out.

I turned to Enzan, who was walking next to me with the same thing, and asked,

“Hey, I bet if someone spilled this crap, it could affect their social life totally!”

Enzan laughed and added, “Yeah, but probably not JUST that!”

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NETTO

By my sides are Lauren, Meiru, Yaito, and all their navis.

We’re gonna scare Fuyuki and Enzan so bad they’re gonna drop ALL those chemicals EVERYWHERE!!!

Slowly....

Slowly.....

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ENZAN

I was talking to Fuyuki when it happened.

That damned Netto and his friends!

They crept up behind Fuyuki and me and screamed,

“HEY FUYUKI!!!!!”

I hate to admit that we screamed like girls and dropped the chemicals on ourselves, our navis,

everyone else, and their navis too.

(not on purpose, though.)

I watched in horror as the contents soaked everybody. I felt my eyes close as I slowly blacked out.

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ROCKMAN

Eh?

Did I pass out?

Oh, man, my ears and tailbone hurt! I scratched my ear, with…

my foot??

And, my ears…they're……fuzzy??

I muttered,

“What…the……hell?? Arf!”

HEY! That’s not my voice!!!

I sound 7 years younger!

WHAT THE HELL’S GOIN ON??

Why did I just bark after that sentence??

“Netto-kun, no da?”

I asked. Netto-kun appeared over the PET screen.

He looked like he was about 4 years old, and……had floppy blonde dog ears, and, a matching tail???

He held up a mirror to the PET for me to look at myself.

I was horrified of what looked back at me.

A 4 year-old version of my navi form, with the same floppy blonde dog ears Netto-kun has.

I looked behind me, to find a long, fluffy dog tail.

I then glanced at my hands and feet, to find…….paws?? EEEHHH! I’ve been injected with puppy DNA!!!!

Greeeeeat.

If this happened to me, what about the others??

As if reading my mind, Netto-kun stated,

“Rock, this is crazy! We’re all 4 years old, except for Enzan, who’s 5, Fuyuki, who’s 7, and Yaito’s still 8.

(Which is SOOOO not fair!)

Everyone has been infected with what dad calls the ChibiAnima Virus, hazardous to navis AND humans.

We know chibi means small, or young, that explains the whole damn getting younger part.

And anima is short for animal,

(I think,)

so that’s it’s name.

(Even if it doesn't mean that, it sounds cool!)

Everyone with the chemical infection has gained animal features, and some of those animal’s abilities.

We have dog features, if you can't tell."

~That explains the barking.~

I sighed and asked,

"Netto-kun? Can you stop speaking in parentheses? it's quite annoying!"

"Yeah, okay, whatever. But still, here's the shit that's going on:

Enzan and Blues have cat in them.

Meiru and Roll are monkeys.

Lauren and Trill inherited wolf features.

But Fuyuki and Starman are the worst out of all of us!

Fuyuki’s skin has turned green and scaly. He’s got fangs, venom sacs, claws and a snake tail!



Starman has red eyes, a tail, claws, fangs, and venom sacs too!

Only God knows what Fuyuki or Starman can do with venom!!!

I just hope that Fu--"

and before he could finish, Yuiichiro clapped his hands together loudly to quiet down everybody’s idiotic childish babbling and motioned everyone to look at his huge-ass computer screen.

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(Author Note:

Hikari Fuyuki was turned into a half-navi somewhere around age 5. His hair became blonde and his eye color changed to red.

He is back to a human now, but with all the abilities of a full-navi.

So anyway, his hair is now brown like his brother's, but his eyes will always remain blood-red.

WOW. A SERIOUS author note. Is hell freezing over finally?)

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FORTE

What the bloody hell is this?

I have been INSULTED!!!

A tail?!?!

Bat ears?!?! I recall full-synchro Rockman nicknaming me “Bat Ears”, but this is ridiculous!

Shit!

That bastard Netto spilled chemicals on me before I could screw up Yuiichiro’s computer!

My ears twitched in response to noise above me.

The whole Hikari Netto gang was looking down at me in a deadly silence.

Everyone has befallen the same fate as me…

animal genes,

and……

childhood???

I’m……a…kid??

What the hell??

I was about to blast this pitiful system’s hard drive in front of everybody when I felt another presence.

I veered around to see a meek looking blue and grey navi staring at me with aqua-green eyes that almost looked like glass.

She had wolf ears and a tail, but unlike anyone else here, they didn’t seem to bother her.

(Kicking, scratching, biting, ect.)

Her long, brown hair touched down to her ankles.

If I remember correctly, this is Trill.

Her netop is Lauren, right?

I scowled and asked rudely,

“What do YOU want, su?!”

(SU?! WHAT THE HELL MISS AUTHOR?!)

She walked up to me slowly.

I didn’t back away like I normally would have.

She seemed to have a calming effect on everything around me. It felt as if she didn't have a corrupt soul, like the rest of the world. In fact, I sensed no soul within her at all. Was she dead? No.

She cleared her throat, and whimpered,

“I’m sorry, Forte. This is partly my fault and my netop’s, and, I just wanted to let you know I’m sorry, because this must not be fun for you…"

Eh?

Nobody’s EVER considered how I felt about ANYTHING.

I had to fight my body with every ounce of self-control I’ve ever had not to walk towards her and reply,

“You actually CARE about how I feel?”

But instead, I snorted and replied,

“Course I don’t like it!!! You realize I can NEVER go back to the Undernet like THIS!!!!”

She nodded, sobbed, and asked,

“Forte-sama, will you please, please stay with us until we can fix you? Please? We weren’t trying to do this, I swear.”

What?

Stay with a bunch of navis dependent on HUMANS?

Why??

Tears flowed down Trill’s face.

I don’t know why I would feel horrible, because if she never went anywhere NEAR humans, like me, this wouldn’t happen.

I just felt really bad watching her cry for me.

It was like nothing I've ever felt before.

I growled and answered,

“Feh,

(INUYASHA REFERENCE!!!)

fine, but only until this screwed-up virus is gone, su!!!”

She forced a smile and giggled before saying happily,

“Domo, Domo Arigatou Forte-sama!”

I have no feelings towards anyone I could’ve sworn my heart skipped a beat.

I discreetly pushed the top part of my cloak upwards to cover at least up to my nose because I could feel the tiniest smile creep across my face, and it wasn't a sinister one either.

A true, honest-to-God happy smile,

for the first time,

in a LONG time.

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ENZAN

How the hell am I supposed to explain to father that…hey, wait a minute, my father died a while ago.

(Note to the reader from the author: Read my bro’s fanfics. It’ll help A LOT!
PS: My bro is CrossFusionStarman.)

Poor Blues is freaking out and saying something about “fangirls”.

What’s a fangirl?

Are they people we should know about?!

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BLUES

ARRRGH!!!

This is worse than the time Trill cyber-handcuffed me to her and forced me to go out with her on a date!!!!

What about the fangirls??!!?!

THE FANGIRLS!!!!!

THE FANGIRLS, NYA!!!!!

I stopped dead and yelled,

“Enzan-sama, I’m going crazy, nya!!!”

Enzan just sighed and replied,

“That’s nice, Blues-chan. Go crazy when I’m not around, nya.”

Jeez. Well THAT’S rude.
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YAY! It's Forte-chan!!! THE FANGIRLS REJOICE!!! If you think I'm copying off anything, here's an explanation:

This was a mere dream of mine that I modified a little.

In the original dream I had, nobody was wearing clothes and they were coved in fur/scales/feathers.

EVEN THE NAVIS. :O

Not exactly appropriate, I would think...
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[ChibiForte]

Aw, shit! Sorry to double post, but, in honor of the fact that I want to get this over with, here's the final chapter:

~*~

Chapter 6; FINAL CHAPTER:
So, ChibiAnima, it all comes down to this!

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LAUREN

I was reading through my e-mails that day when I found an invitation to a festival for both navis and humans, all ages.

Maybe we can get in without anyone recognizing us! I’m gonna e-mail EVERYONE about this!

It’ll be SO freakin screwed up!

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ROCKMAN

YAWN.

Junk mail.

Junk mail,

junk mail,

junk mail.

Nothing good except for……

WHAT THE HELL?!

I screamed,

“NETTO!!”

but all that came out of my mouth was,

“WOOF!!!”

Jeez, that should be proof enough that this virus sucks ass. He bolted up from doing his homework

(Holy crap. Netto? And...HOMEWORK?!)

and whined,

“Whaaaat?”

I growled angrily,

“GIRLS GONE WILD?!?!”

He winced and moaned,

“Oopsies.”

I sighed in a pissed off way and continued.

“ANYWAY, you’ve got an e-mail from Lauren.”

He scrambled up to the computer and asked excitedly, "What does it say?!”

He jumped up and ran over so fast he tried to stop but kept on flying and smacked his head on the computer screen.

Jeez, someone forgot to take their medication!!

(Or is there no such medication for people like him?

~*~

BLUES

I have received news from Enzan-sama that we are supposed to attend a celebration of the cyber-network being up for 7 years, which we got an e-mail about from Lauren-kun.

(Author Note:

I made up that 7 years shit. Yes, it's corny, but it works.)

Humans and navis of all ages are allowed to take part.

But the catch is……

you are only allowed to go if you……

bring a good friend of the opposite sex???

But I don’t like fangirls!!!

No!

I refuse to go with Trill AGAIN!!!

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FORTE

Bah.

Nobody’s getting me to go to any shit at all looking like I do!!!

I’m escaping back to the Undernet soon anyway!!!

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ROCKMAN

Yay!!! We get to dismember Forte!!!!

No, I’m not a sick perverted freak.

We’re just going to modify his programming so he can’t be an independent navi.

Who his netop’s going to be?

Only time’s gonna tell that!

~I wasn’t being cute. I’m serious, we don’t know.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!~

NETTO

This e-mail from Lauren says a big fricken huge celebration is being held tonight starting at 7:00 PM, and it’s 6:32 PM right now.

Sounds good except fer the fact that you have to go with someone as a couple!

Before I forget, I’ll fill you in on the basic couples:
Me + Meiru
Rock + Roll(no, I wasn’t trying to make a stupid pun.)
Fuyuki + Miyuki
Starman + Slur
Yaito + ?
Glyde + ?
Blues + Trill??
Enzan + Lauren 0__0;;;
Forte + ONLY GOD KNOWS
Dekao + ?
Gutsman + ?
(Sorry Cyclone EXE! katya and Cyclone are added in my second fiction!)

Yeah, so, uh, I feel like I’m being watched.

And if I’m right,

(as usual,)

Fuyuki is about to scare the crap out of me.

And he did.

I screamed like a girl before yelling, “AAARRRROOOO”

Starman shouted,

“Hey! I can’t hear myself over your howling!!!!

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(Author Note:

I suck at sounds and all that,

so bear with me folks!)

MEIRU

My life is fine aside from the fact that I have monkey, ears, a monkey tail, monkey paws, and an awkward craving for bananas.

Any minute now Netto will send Rockman into his fathers PC to smack Forte over the back of the head and knock him out, no da.

NO DA?!

OKAY CHIBIFORTE, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!

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ROLL

I feel a strange aura in the air, no da…

NO DA?! C'mon ChibiForte, this is SO humiliating enough already!!!

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FORTE

This is just gay.

I’m stuck in a computer with a firewall like nothing I’ve ever seen before.

I found a small piece of data.

I picked it up, and flicked it so fast it caught fire before hitting the firewall. It was almost immediately that the data dissolved.

I smirked before saying,

"There goes PhotoShop!"

B-E-A-utiful.

I either stay, or become incredibly stupid and be dele--

“Su?”

WHAM

Pitch-fricken-blackness.

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TRILL

“Nice, Rock. A rubber chicken. You knocked Forte out with a rubber chicken!”

I playfully tugged on one of those adorable blondie puppy ears.

It almost sounded like he let out a painful cry before smirking like the Rockman we all know and love, but mostly love, and biting my….arm??

Okay, somebody shoot the author of this fic RIGHT NOW!!! I MEAN RIGHT FRICKEN NOW!!!

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ROCKMAN

I let go of Trills arm when she let go of my ear,

(leaving two bloody little holes made by fangs,)

and retorted by answering,

“Oh, and you’re A GIRL, questioning me when you don’t even have HALF the strength to even make him flinch, woof!!! Woof? What the hell is 'woof'?!”

I was quiet for a while and thought about how being human...

er,

navi,

was the only thing that mattered, but now I realized something.

If my friends and I were to overcome this virus, we had to be srong about it.

Sure, now everbody's a midget and we've got the Dark Lord locked up in Lauren's computer,

BUT NONE OF THAT SHIT MATTERS.

I shrugged and thought,

"Hey, all that DOES matter, is.."

Then I said out loud,

"Ehh, we're all just a bunch of kids trying to get through life. So, who says we can't have a little fun along the way?

Well, ChibiAnima, if that's how you wanna be,

SO BE IT.

But I swear, somehow, we WILL be cured, and we WILL laugh at all this when it's over!"

~Owari
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FORTE!!!!!!!!!!! *glomp* Omg yay for teh chapters!
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[Kupo.EXE]

Holy..Frekin...Crap, or did I say that already? Sorry I didn't post this earlier but I was detained and did not notice this was posted. I beg you ms. ChibiForte ma'am, do not take that as an inuslt to your greatness! Whats that blowtorch for? Oooh shiny! Wait thats hot, stop it! OW! Hey that hurts!

And now a word from our sponsor!

Netto: I hate you

Rockman: Yup

sorry ChibiForte... Oh crap I forgot the ms and the ma'am! AHHH!

This new chapter is quite good, I like the Forte bat and the chicken!

[Hatsuya Kanzaki]

"Give some of your fan characters a slight challenging battle. Actually, I'm going to donate one of my own fan character from my fanfic...here's..."

NETNAVI NAME: Saboten EXE
TYPE: Human type
WEAPONRY: Triple Buster Gun & Hell Driver Sword
INFO: Saboten looks like Rockman but he's fully plated with purple steel armor and he's supposed to be appearing on Unlimited right now but I moved him somewhere in my series...

:-3 Hatsuya
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[ChibiForte]

I'll take eight!!! Just joking! But if it's really okay with you, I'll use him!
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