EXE merchandicing you'd like to see

JunkmanSP · Colonel of Junking up Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 656

What would you like to see? Chiefly a fun thread, so have fun Smile

Junk Man's Junk Food
Mega Man Cereal
Hinoken Cigars

Toadman genetically modified toad
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Raijin · Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 11:56 pm Post subject:

Higsby Chia Pet - Use extra fertilizer

Brush your teeth with Crest of Duo. For when you need your teeth...and your soul, to look their lightest. Duo eliminates evil bad breath bacteria. Warning: Duo may eliminate entire planet if it considers it to be the source of evil bad breath bacteria.

Rollexe watch. Like a Mickey Mouse Watch, but with Roll. Her antennae are the hands.

Kentucky Fried Mutton. Old World meets new in the heartland of Amerope. A little taste of the Colonel. You know, Colonel.

Phantomman.EXE · Net Savior Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 106

Azureman.EXE · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 1:40 pm Post subject:

Tomahawkman brand cigars - just look for the smiling injun navi!

Gutsman Crowd control barriers - Gutsman sez: "Back off, degutsu!"

Blues ginzu steak knives - Cuts through tough steak like a Dream... Sword, that is!

Medi vitamins - Keep healthy by eating Med-*Bricked*
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T$ · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 1:42 pm Post subject:

Numberman Calculator
Plantman Fertilizer
Heatman Zippo Lighter
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Viewtiful Starman · Puzzle Game Addict Age: 37 Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 708

Narcy cookies with pink sprinkles.
an Aquaman salt shaker.
A Shiningman action figure.
A Brightman flashlight that says "Check it out!" whenever you turn it on.

**Sketch** · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:38 pm Post subject:

moocowbob44 · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:39 pm Post subject:

I say a Starman night light.
Shadowman steak knives (kinda like what Azureman.EXE said)
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Razorman .Exe · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:41 pm Post subject:

Heatman Lighter
Magnetman Magnet Set
Muramasa Sword (Real Blade!)
REAL Pets[/b]
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railracer express · Soul Unison Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 771

A freezeman freezer.
A coldman cooler.
A Roll figure which you could press that plug she has on her back. She says random things such as Ow to Stop pushing me
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TheWebbuilder · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 5:20 pm Post subject:

Chaud Blaze Hair Dye: Get a head of hair that would make Pepe le Pew jealous.
FlashMan Blacklights: Perfect for playing Boktai!
MetalMan Can Opener: Let it rip!
TorchMan Hot Sauce: Feel the BURN!
TurboMan Car Wash: Make them hubcaps sparkle.
ShadeMan Sunscreen: Keep the sunlight awaaaaay!
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XHunter17 · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:01 pm Post subject:

at one point thay had Megaman.Exe On the Cans & Bottles of BigRed anyway
Bubbleman - Bubble maker Smile

Protoman - Knife
Megaman - Pistol
Flashman - Flashlight
Bass - Fishing Rod ^-^
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Pyroman.EXE · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:17 pm Post subject:

Fireman's lean-mean-fat-reducing-grilling machine! Never worry about undercooked food poisoning, because you can grill anything in less than 2 minutes! Don't worry about fat, when your food's fried to a crisp, there's no way fat could still be in it! And you don't have to deal with that ever-annoying George Foreman!

Works really well for cooking hot dogs and hamburgers.

WARNING: Setting this unit on a flammable surface will eventually cause the surface to ignite due to the heat generated by this machine. Do not cook food for over a few minutes, as it will come out a little too well done.

Call today! 1-800-FIREMAN (1-800-347-3626)

(Writer's note: Please don't be an idiot and really call that number.)

Hikari · Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:42 pm Post subject:

Burnerman propane tank: ideal for portable burners and small grills.

Beastman food processor: claws ideal for shredding food into little pieces.

Coloredman kickball: screams whenever struck or kicked.

Flameman candle: creates bright fire; useful during power outages (CAUTION: USE PRODUCT AT OWN RISK INDOORS. FAILURE TO DO SO MAY INFLICT SEVERE BURNS OR HOUSE DESTRUCTION XD)

Bubbleman car wash detergent: makes car squeaky-clean.

[spoil:d83e44d524]Gyroman[/spoil:d83e44d524] gyro pack: allows bearer to be mobile via air. Lasts 10 hours per charge.

Aquaman sprinkler system: creates a fountain that drenches entire lawn. Range: 20 to 50 acres.
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TheWebbuilder · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:42 pm Post subject:

Whoops, forgot this one.

CutMan Hair Trimmers: Have a haircut- from the neck up! USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Unknown Neo · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 5:01 pm Post subject:

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Chiyoumen · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:29 pm Post subject:

Videoman motion picture cameras and blank video tapes - because DVDs and other forms of digital video media are the devil to him!

Iceman bag of ice - personally made by Iceman himself.

A brand of running shoes by Quickman - shoes designed to make you be like Quickman but not actually run as quick as him.

MiloExe · Net Battler Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 97

cutman's scisors
blues sword
netto bandana
....Netnavis!
roll "assbuttons" Laughing

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JunkmanSP · Colonel of Junking up Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 656

Tesla Magnets..... for your refridgerator
Alpha-bets The cereal of barely concious creatures!
Count Zapula SHOCKINGly lemon lime cereal, 1000 volts in every bite!
Sharo brand Bortch
www.yahoot.com
Gabcom's "Maxima warrior"
Prot-O's the sharpest cereal
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TheWebbuilder · Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:31 am Post subject:

You do know that Yahoot.com actually exists, right Junkman? 3D Photography...
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