Alchemy Meets Technology, an FMA crossover *Final Chapter!*

[ChibiForte]

Here's the sequel to Dog, Navi, and Angel Lifestyles. Here's a recap:

People get the ChibiAnima cured, Rockman endures tons'a torture, Katya, Cyclone, Ralph, Forte, Minarai, Klonoa, Laika, and Searchman join the group,along with Medi, Jasmine, Dingo, and Tomahawkman. The last fic ended when Saito was murdered by Shia(or Lauren) so his HBD wouldn't kill him. Here's the sequel, fresh off Microsoft Works Word Pad. Enjoy.

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Alchemy(or Forbidden Science, as I called it before) Meets Technology
(And a lot of it, mind you.)


A Fullmetal Alchemist crossover
by ChibiForte. Feep!

Chapter One:
Fricken Gigantic City, Little Alchemist
(Sorry all you Ed fangirls!!)

ED

I sat down on what looked like a bench next to my brother and sighed, before saying,

“Jeez, I’m surprised we found SOMETHING we recognize in all this crap! Where the hell are we?”

Al asked,

“Brother? Maybe we’re not in a different place, but a different ...time?”

***

NETTO

I sighed and thought,

<Saito and Lauren are gone still...I wonder when they’re coming back...>

I stood up and yelled,

“Or maybe they're dead!!”

Meiru’s laughing brought me down to earth right as Mariko asked,

“Is there something you want to share with us, Netto?”

I blushed slightly, shook my head, and sat down in the seemingly dead classroom. I’m saying dead, because everything seems...quiet.

Lonely.

I replied,

“No, Mariko-sensei.”

***

SAITO

I asked,

<So, Shia, what now?>

Shia laughed and said,

“I dunno. Sorry it’s taking this long, and sorry yer stuck as a soul for now, and if you think THIS is crowded, you should see how many people die on full moons!”

I questioned,

<So how much longer am I stuck like this?>

Shia replied,

“Until it’s our turn in line fer you to become an angel, and Trill has finally consoled Cyclone.”

***

SHIA

The small aquamarine on the choker on my neck glowed violently and I said,

“Be good Saito, I gotta go down to Earth.”

I grabbed the small ball of light that was Saito, and kissed it, before saying,

“I’ll be back in a sec, stay put!♪”

Saito whined,

<Shia...>

I tapped Saito and said,

“Just don’t get lost, Heaven’s a huge place. Oh, and don’t talk to any other angels, kay?”

He nodded,(or it looked like he nodded,) and said,

<Kay!>

I sucked in a deep breath, and almost plummeted down to Earth below, stopping in the middle of the sky, searching Akihara.

I muttered,

“Alchemist, metal armor, alchemist, metal armor, alchemist, metal armor, alche- found ‘em!”

I swooped down dangerously low to the ground, being sure to pass right in front of a blonde-haired boy and a large suit of armor, leaving the boy looking rather surprised. I swooped past a second time, and before I could a third time, stopped in front of the two.

I saluted the boy and armor, and said happily,

“Shia’s the name, and I’m now your temporary guardian angel!!”

The boy started laughing and said between laughs,

“Pfft, an angel...that’s a good one!!”

He started laughing more and then stopped and asked seriously,

“Really, who are you?”

I sighed and asked,

“Do I need to give you some proof?”

He replied saucily,

“Some proof would be nice, thank you very much.”

I went over to the suit of armor, and had to fly to reach the head, because it was so tall.

I pulled the head off gently, and said,

“Observe.”

I put my hands over the small alchemy circle inside the armor, and it glowed. In seconds the circle was completely gone, and I had my hands clamped together.

The boy instantly noticed the absent circle and yelled,

“What did you do to Al?!”

I landed softly on the ground, and opened my hands.

He completely lost his worried expression at looked at what was in my hands dumbfoundedly, and asked,

“What the hell’s that?”

I looked at the soul resting in my hands and asked,

“So his name’s Al, huh? And he’s your brother, is he not?”

He snorted and asked,

“So what if he is?”

I smiled and closed my eyes before saying,

“Your brother has a kind soul...it’s warm, and open. And I’m sure you do to. If you’ll give me a second...”

I put the soul in one hand, and with my free hand, opened the boy’s hands up and set the soul inside before saying,

“Hold on to this for a second.”

He looked at me confused.

I giggled and answered his silent question.

“You’ll see.”

***

SAITO

I wandered around in circles for a while and asked,

<Where is she?>

An angel, seemingly an older girl, asked,

“Who’re you waiting for, suuu?”

I darted away quickly and yelled,

<AAHH!! SHIA-SAN!! HELP!! SOMEONE’S TALKING TO ME!!!>

The girl pushed a pinkish-red bang from her eye and asked,

“You’re here with Shia?”

I nodded vigorously.

The girl exclaimed,

“Really?! That’s so cool! Shia’s one of the highest ranking angels up here!! You’re SOOO lucky, su!!”

I asked,

<How long’ve you been up here?>

The girl replied,

“Oh, I’ve been up here a LONG timey-wimey!!”

I asked,

<What’s yer name?>

She replied,

“I’m Misha, suuu!”

I said,

<Aren’t you from a manga/anime called Pita-Ten?>

She asked,

“Pita-what, su?”

***

SHIA

In seconds I had conjured a perfectly-shapen 14 year-old boy’s body.

I asked,

“Will this be okay for your brother?”

The blonde smiled and nodded before exclaiming,

“It looks just like his old one!”

I gently set the soul inside the body, causing it to flicker to life.

The other boy asked,

“What just happened?”

The blonde asked,

“Al?”

I interrupted and asked,

“Alright, I know Al, but what’s YER name?”

The blonde hesitated and Al said,

“But we can trust an angel, can’t we? I mean-”

The shorter boy gave in and answered,

“Alright alright! You win! My name’s Edward Elric. HAPPY?”

I smiled and said,

“Actually, yes, Edo-kun. Now, if you’ll stay still...”

I jumped off the ground and soared up to heaven, and whistled before calling,

“Sai?”

The small soul flew out from another area and exclaimed,

<Finally! It’s ABOUT TIME you came!>

I grabbed and shoved him inside the stone on my choker, and said,

“Don’t bother trying to get out, this stone was made to hold in ANY spirit or soul, regardless of just WHO they are.”

Saito murmured,

<GREAT, it’s the electric fence all over again!>

I muttered,

“Shut up Saito, we’ve got some lost time travelers waiting for us down on earth.”

~*~

Yay! Chapter one! C’mon Ed fangirls, RUN AROUND THE ROOM AND SCREAM!!! /o/~ Oo, Laika won’t be happy about THIS!! You hate me now, wait 'till the blonde jokes come 'round!!
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[Kupo.EXE]

Little freakin chapter, awsome freakin author. You have done it again yet another amazing fic and it has only started! If this keeps up I'll need to steal someones head. *stares at Netto*

What?

[ChibiForte]

Hmmm... *scribbles down people's heads to steal for Kupo* GYAH! YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT! Well, just wait 'till I bring out the blonde jokes and then Ed'll be sorry!! (No offense to anyone here that's blonde!)

I just wanted to say chapter 2 is coming around sunday or monday, basically two days from now. Thanks all you readers!
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[DjangoSP]

Great job ChibiForte! But when does Lust come in? And what is she: Human, or Navi? Good or Evil? Hot or Not? Oh, my... -_-; Pretend I didn't say that!! IGNORE THAT LAST SENTENCE!
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[CrossFusionStarman]

From what she's told me she's going to write down, this sounds completely insane. It's good so far, Chibi! So when are Lust and Envy going to show up? Cause when they do they will SMITE US!!! SMITE US I SAY!!! SMITE US ALL!!! ...Um...sorry. And chibi's gonna hate me for this, but Lust and Envy are going to be human, Django (can I call you that for short?)
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[DjangoSP]

Yes, you can call me Django for short, and I don't think Lust will smite us all. She could be on the side of good...for once. Let me see how it all turns out, Chibi! :V
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[Cyclone EXE]

Meh...poor Saito... *tear* Write more! This is interesting...
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[CrossFusionStarman]

Just a side note. Chibi did say that Lust and Envy will be human, and bad at first. Oh, and can anyone tell me what gender Envy is?
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I don't think I saw Envy that much, but I'd have to say she's female. Or so I've been told...
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[ChibiForte]

Okay then, Envy will be a chick, and CFS is happy for that. I will...and Lust comes in eventually, but I can't tell you when. Here's the touching chapter 2, and mind you Cyclone EXE, Saito's coming BACK!!!

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Chapter 2:
It’s All A Matter of How Hard You Work

SAITO

I asked,

“Shia? Shia-san? Can we just get me a body?”

Shia shook her head and replied,

“Yup! But first...”

***

SHIA

I said,

“Hey, Blondie, Brownie, get yer asses over here.”

The Elric brothers stepped forward and looked at me strange.

I commanded,

“Blondie. These are the coordinates to my house. Think your nineteen-hundreds mind can handle it? Go there and wait for me.”

I paused and asked,

“Oh, and Edo-kun?”

Ed asked,

“Yeah?”

I smirked a little and pointed out,

“Your brother’s taller than you.”

He screamed,

“Who’re you to call me a shorty, or a midget, or a shrimp?!”

I sweatdropped and said,

“I didn’t call you ANY of those!”

Al grabbed Ed by the arms as he was about to lunge and warned,

“Ed...”

Ed screamed,

“Lemme at ‘er!! I'll kill her ass!!

I hissed,

“Shut up Ed, people are staring...”

A girl exclaimed,

“Mommy! Look! His arm’s all shiny and metally! So’s his leg! And he’s short!”

Ed growled, sighed muttered,

“If she weren’t so young, I’d beat the crap outta her...”

I sighed and conjured Netto’s PET.

I pulled out a pair of goggles and slapped them over my eyes.

I typed frantically at the small PET, and slowly pulled Saito out of my choker.

<Only five more minutes, mama...>

He muttered.

“Just need to reestablish Saito.bat’s link...”

Saito, still a soul, exclaimed,

“I feel Netto-kun!”

I said,

“Good, Saito. That means that the link is reestablished. Now hold still dammit, or I could mess yer body.”

Ed stood on his toes and looked over my shoulders at the PET.

He asked,

“What the hell’s that?”

I answered without turning my head,

“It’s a PErsonal Terminal. Some people just call it PErsonal Terminal, or PET for short.”

He looked at me kind of stupidly, and I smacked my forehead and said,

“Right, he’s from the 1900’s! Stupid me! Wait, he’s blonde...he could be just stupid...”

Ed growled and asked angrily,

“What does being blonde have to do with my intelligence?! AND, yer an angel, shouldn’t you be saying NICE things about me? And what the hell’s a nineteen-hundred?”

I sighed, smiled, and asked,

“See what I’m getting at here, Alphonse?”

Al sweatdropped and laughed, before replying,

“Ye-up. Loud and clear.”

***

NETTO

As I walked slowly home, I searched for the special pouch on my belt and when I felt the PET holder, it was...EMPTY!!!

I instantly was thrown into a state of panic as I frantically searched everywhere for the harbor of my brother.

I cried,

“Oh crap, where’s my PET?! Well, thank God Rockman wasn’t in it...hey, I feel Saito! He's excited about something!!”

<Netto-kun!!>

A small cheerful voice greeted in my head.

I asked,

<Who’s that?!>

The voice laughed and replied,

<You don’t recognize your brother, Saito?>

I laughed out loud and said,

<Nice try, whoever you are, Saito doesn’t sound like that!>

<But Netto-kun...it’s my soul yer speaking to. I was killed in the biohazard accident and now Lauren-chan’s remaking me a navi again! And there’s two boys here! Their names are Edward and Alphonse. Al looks about 14 and Ed looks about our age! Neither of the brothers have a navi, but they look pretty promising. Come on! We’re right where that road intersects, and Higure’s shop is.>

I started dashing over, and without even thinking to send Fuyuki an e-mail because I couldn’t, was on my way to that intersection.

***

MEIRU

I sighed and said,

“Roll, didn’t Netto seem slightly off today?”

Roll asked,

“What makes you say that, Meiru-chan?”

I explained,

“He didn’t fall asleep, he actually payed attention, and finished all his homework in class.”

Roll gasped and exclaimed,

“Something’s VERY wrong here!!!”

I said sarcastically,

“Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Roll.”

***

FUYUKI

I asked,

“Mom?”

Haruka replied from over in the kitchen,

“What, Fuyuki?”

I called back,

“Shouldn’t Netto-kun’ve been home by now?”

She replied,

“Yeah, I guess. Where IS your brother anyway?”

I flopped down on the couch shouted to her,

“Not sure, that’s why I’m asking you.”

She called,

“I’m not so sure, Fuyuki.”

I sighed and hoped my youngest brother would get back okay, maybe not right away, but safely, at least.

***

SHIA

I asked,

“Wait, why’m I holding this?”

I snapped my fingers and it was returned to Netto, it’s owner.

I finished,

Now, Saito, don’t think about being human. You can do many things triggered just by thinking at the moment.

A muffin appeared out of nowhere and Saito said,

<Yay! I’m hungry! I did it! I made a muffin appear!>

I snapped my fingers again and the muffin was gone.

He whined,

<Aw...>

My aquamarine glowed and I exclaimed,

“Yay! it’s our turn!”

I waved my hands in various motions, and pictured Saito’s body before me.

Saito’s human body appeared and stood motionless before us, and I instructed,

“Saito, don’t think about anything but angels.”

He passed into the body, and asked,

<Now what?>

The eyes of the boy flickered to life, and almost seemed to glow.

Two small, delicate wings were stretched out on his back, and he closed his eyes, and picked up his legs, allowing him to hover in the air slightly.

I said,

“Missing something.”

With a flick of my finger he was in his navi jumpsuit, down to the gloves, boots, stripes, yellow shoulder pads, the jetpack and everything else, except the helmet.

I walked up to him, and covered his ears, and said,

“Edward, Alphonse. This is what happens when you mess with humans. Now see how easy it was for me? Let the Heavens do the work with humans, I don’t want to see any more parts of any of you boys become metal,”

I smiled and asked,

“...Okay?”

I uncovered Saito’s ears and two of his navi symbols were in his ear's place.

I smiled said,

“Saito, wake up, for real this time.”

Saito opened his eyes, smiled, and looked at his body.

He made his wings flap and exclaimed,

“Awesome!”

Ed and Al asked,

“What just happened?”

I explained,

“You just witnessed the process of becoming an angel.”

I tapped my choker and said,

“I’m a high ranking angel, so I don’t have a halo, but since Saito hasn’t even ranked, and hasn’t even been introduced to everyone in Heaven, he still has a halo, until he ranks up about 109 levels. But since he hasn’t been declared one officially, he doesn’t even have one yet. ”

Al asked,

“So, he’s an angel now, is what you’re saying?”

I shook my head and replied,

“Yep. Now, go to my house, me n’ this noobie angel have some business to take care of.”

Ed and Al started walking off, and I yelled,

“Oh, and just tell my brother you’re a friend of mine, because nobody’s home but him right now!”

When the two blonde and brunette brothers were out of sight, I said,

“Saito, you realize since you aren’t as high ranking as me, you can still touch humans. I can’t, so I might need some help sometimes."

Saito nodded obediently and asked,

“So, what about this ‘business’ we have to take care of?”

I answered,

“We’re going to see Cyclone, and then Netto.

I grabbed his hand, smiled, and said brightly,

“C’mon!”

TRILL

I asked,

“Cyclone? C’mon Cyclone, if you were a human, you’d be dead from all this stress! I mean, I know that was pretty major, but still, you gotta lighten up.”

She snapped back,

“How the hell am I supposed to ‘lighten up’ when I witnessed my best friend’s murder?! You KILLED Saito, and now he’s NEVER coming back!”

Cyclone sobbed into her hands and sat down on the ground of her PET, and I also did so.

I could tell me n’ Shia really did some serious damage, because Cyclone, was definitely NOT the type of person to show this much emotion. She was usually a cool and collected person, but she wasn’t holding back on how she felt this time.

“Cyclone-chaaaan!!!”

A voice cried.

***

CYCLONE

I growled and said,

“Greeaattt, now I’m imagining that I’m hearing his voice! You may as well delete me!”

Two hands, belonging to Trill, grabbed me and spun me around.

A navi was flying at us, and I mean literally flying. He looked like a fusion of Rockman and Saito, with light, feathery wings.

The navi came close, and without stopping, flew right into me.

He rubbed his head and moaned,

“Ow...”

I heard Lauren’s voice say,

“Angel-in-training, coming through! You better- oh, whoops, never mind!”

The boy’s amber eyes met mine and I asked,

“Rockman? No, I mean, Saito?”

The navi nodded and exclaimed,

“Cyclone! This is SO awesome! I’m an angel now!”

I asked,

“But navi can’t become angel...”

Lauren butted in with,

“Navi can be angel if the angel transforming them works hard enough. Anyway, remember that he was human?”

I smiled and glomped the angel boy, sending him dropping onto the ground.

He urked and groaned,

“Ugh...Cyclone-san? My wings aren’t strong enough for you to do that!”

I exclaimed,

“Yer back Saito!”

***

SAITO

I hugged her back and said,

“It’s good to see you too, Cyclone, but we gotta go now.”

She released her grasp, stood back, smiled, and said,

“All right, bye!”

Lauren grabbed my hand, and then Trill’s, and jumped right out of the PET, then out of Katya’s house through her bedroom window.

***

NETTO

I stopped and caught my breath, and said,

“This is the intersection, where are they?”

A voice cried,

“Nettttooooo-kuuuuunn!!!”

I looked above me to where the voice was coming from, and saw my brother along with Lauren and Trill. they were at least a good ten feet in the air.

I asked,

“Saito?”

Saito was brought down to the ground by Trill and Lauren, each with huge wings spread, because Saito’s being the size of a manga book, he couldn’t fly too well I guess.

The angel literally jumped into my arms like a small child, and cried,

“Netto-kun!”

He wasn’t even heavy, almost as light as three pounds, which isn’t too heavy. (I can’t convert weight, so that’s YOUR issue to figure it out.)

I asked,

“Saito? How are you-”

“This light? I’m an angel now Netto-kun! I was killed at the biohazard area, and Lauren helped me become an angel!”

Saito hugged my brother and pointed to his back to show me his small wings.

“Cool, huh?”

I poked the wings, and let a hand stroke one, before commenting,

“They’re feathery...”

Trill asked,

“So Saito, is Netto happy, ya think?”

I dropped Saito, who caught himself in the air before he could touch the ground, and flapped furiously to lift himself.

I exclaimed,

“Thanks guys!”

I let myself go wild and glomped Lauren. Well, I tried to glomp her, but passed right through her.

She explained,

“Humans and full angels can’t touch each other. Sorry, but I can feel your gratitude anyway, and you’re welcome for that. But Saito’s gotta come to Heaven so it’s official that he’s an angel.”

***

SHIA

I grabbed Saito’s arm and commanded,

“Trill, you come too.”

Trill’s wings were closed, but she spread them out to their full span and answered,

“Alright!”

Saito asked,

“What? I thought it was official already!”

I laughed and said with a hint of sarcasm,

“Sai, this isn’t even CLOSE to official.”

I kicked off the ground and sprinted upward, into the sky.

~*~

Woot! Saito's back! Yay for the blonde and shrimp jokes! Trust me, Edo-kun's gonna get lotsa insults, so if yer a rabid fangirl who likes Ed too much to insult him in a fic, DON'T READ! There is much more humor as the fic grows, trust me. And yes for those of you who didn't know, FMA DOES take place in the late 1800's and early 1900's. Deal with it, and read my fics some more. Support Mustang with the Miniskirt Act!!
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[Kupo.EXE]

WOOT! Yay for making funny of Ed. That shorty blonde is going down!
I jest, I jest.

[ChibiForte]

Sure, we all love a tortured Edo-kun! Chapter 3 I am currently writing and will be up in a while, depending on how much homework I have. School starts for me on August 30th! WAH! I'm afraid to go to junior high!!! >_<
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[CrossFusionStarman]

Nice chapter, chibi! but I spotted one small error: Ed's 15, Netto and Saito are around 12, as well as nearly everyone else (Except for Katya and Fuyuki). So unless Ed lost a few years off his life, or everyone else grew up a few years, he's not around their age. Other than that, great chatper! Especially Lauren's torturing of Ed!
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[Cyclone EXE]

oh teh poor people u randomly put in ur fic! *bricked* No, I really like it. It's hilarious, random with a plot, and keeps my interest. YAY KEEP WRITING! *bricked again...*
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[ChibiForte]

Yeah, but he hasn't said his age yet, and he's 165 cm, he even admits it in volume 2 in the manga, so basically, he's so short and young looking, he looks their age you nitwit.
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Hey don't call me a nitwit you rabid fangirl. Yeah...well, I forgot about his height. POST THE NEXT CHAPTER SOON OR I'LL SPRAY TAG IN YOUR ROOM!
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[DjangoSP]

Ah, the joys of sibling rivalry. But I can honestly say Chibi's doing a good job! But torturing Ed is a big no-no. HE LOST HIS MOM FOR CRIPES SAKE!! >_< And he had to deal with a metal arm and leg for a while!
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[ChibiForte]

True, but he's a big boy, he can handle it. Well, expect 3 soon, with junior high and the confusing grade seven, (in which I got lost in getting to the gymnasium, x_x;) I haven't gotten much done, but it will be up sometime over the weekend, even thursday at the earliest. And eventually the toture stops and becomes just a couple shrimp and blonde jokes, which is much less than what's happing in chapter 3. And yay, Al, fer getting his body back!! SQUEE!!
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[ChibiForte]

Well, this fic's gonna be the shortest fic I've wrote at three chapters long. My next crossover is Sonic The Hedgehog. Here's how I decided:

Me: hey, John, what should I do next, Saber Marionette R, or Sonic The Hedgehog?

CrossFusionStarman: Saber Marionette R.

Me: Okay then, I'll get to that Sonic The Hedgehog crossover.

CrossFusionStarman: HEY!!

Hah, I'm evil.
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[Cyclone EXE]

Eh! I waz working on a Sonic crossova!!!!!!! *SPAZ* I have it on my comic and on my new fanfic that I'm writing...SQUEE!
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