Rockman Court (R)

DjangoSP · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:15 pm Post subject: Rockman Court (R)

[spoil:317248bfc3]Well, it's finally finished! The first case anyway. Brace yourselves for...
Rockman Court
Genre: Sick, sick comedy.
Rating: PG-13. Contains much swearing and mild sexual content. Also, holds characters names from Rockman. Viewer discretion is advised.
Main Cast:
Rockman: Judge
Gutsman: Bailiff
Shademan: Replacement Judge(when Rockman is out)
Magnetman: Security
DjangoSP: Author(I will appear rarely)
Videoman: Reporter
Netto
Meiru

Toadman vs. Roll

Case 1: Toadman’s Attempted Rape

We’re here live, getting ready for the first exciting case of Rockman Court!! The first case of Rockman Court shall begin!

Get yer butts up! Every Navi in the room rises up quickly and fearfully. Roll’s charge against Toadman’s attempted rap shall now commence. A Navi shouts out, “Excuse me, ROCKman, but don’t you mean ‘rape’?” Rockman points to him and says: WILL SOMEBODY GET HIS ASS OUTTA HERE!? Gutsman reaches forward and grabs the Navi who defied Rockman. Oh, you’re in some deep shit now. The flailing Navi screams, “I’m going to sue you’re @#$%ing ass off, Rockman! You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!!!” Okay… on with the case! Roll and a kicking and screaming Toadman enter the room, held down by Magnetman. I WAS FRAMED! I CAN’T BE SUED UNLESS THERE ARE WITNESSES! MEDDY WAS TRYING TO PULL YOU OFF ME YOU LITTLE GREEN PIECE OF SHIT! Roll lunges forward and starts beating Toadman senseless with Roll Blasts. BAILIFF! Restrain the plaintiff. Why didn’t you say so? Gutsman walks towards Roll. A Tazer suddenly appears in his big, beefy, cyber hand. Forgive me, Roll. He sticks the Tazer right in Roll’s back and shocks her. Painfully, I might add. Gutsman then places her electrified, limp body back in her podium. Now, Roll, would you please tell the court where you were on the evening of June 14, 7:43 p.m. Roll began to tell her story, slurred somewhat…

I was in my room, with a quart of Haagen-Dazs, watching my favorite show, Reno 911, when- YOU WERE WATCHING MY HARD-CORE HENTAI, YOU BITCH! THAT’S IT!! Roll summons a Hero Sword and lunges at Toadman. I’M HAVIN’ FROG LEGS TONITE! Rockman conjures up a ZeusHammer and slams it on his desk. ENOUGH!!! The fighting all comes to an abrupt end. Now we can continue this case calmly like humans- NAVIS, or we can just throw both of your sorry asses in jail to ROT! Roll and Toadman looked at each other nervously. Fine. We’ll do it your way. Things are really heating up in the first case. Will Toadman lose this case as well as his dignity? SAY WHAT!? Or will Roll’s Recovery chips ditch her in the long run against Frogger here? You low quality son of a b- ROCKBUSTER! Toadman was battered with a series of shots from Rockman’s gun. AUGH! Toadman’s fried, crispy body fell to the ground. Tune in next time for more Rockman Court! *theme music plays while Toadman is carried away on a stretcher* Netto, Meiru, Enzan, Shun, and Anetta, where all watching this from inside the SciLab’s main TV. I think that Toadman’s going to lose this case. I think so, too. Besides, who would want to be in the same room with frog boy? They all burst out laughing, completely unaware of what was going to happen in the rest of the case.

Short, I know. It's my first time writing a FanFic. But tell me what you guys think? Honestly, too. I can take it![/spoil:317248bfc3]
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Flame Buster · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:21 pm Post subject:

You know, it would be better if you just used quotation marks, colors make it hard to read. Also, the concepts of hentai might not be allowed here. Same with rape
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Kupo.EXE · Darkloid Joined: 24 May 2005 Posts: 537

Color changes are a small problem, and perhaps you should separate speach from setting. But it is pretty funny, short, but funny.

CrossFusionStarman · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:04 pm Post subject:

Wow, this is funny as hell. I like how you made gutsman the bailiff. And who knew Roll liked Reno 911? Very funny, DjangoSP! And I find the color text fine, I just need to highlight it as long as I can't read it, which is only Gutsman's text. Great job. I hope you write more.
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DjangoSP · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:29 pm Post subject:

Thanks for your reviews, everybody. And I'll take into consideration of Flame Buster's thought about hentai and rape. Maybe I should make the next case where...oops! :! I'm not going to reveal it until later, heh-heh-heh... Evil or Very Mad

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**Plantman** · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:34 pm Post subject:

We'll have to lock this topic for several reasons.

First off, please read the fanfic forum rules. We do not allow anything of a mature or offending nature in our fanfics. Rape, wether is implied or graphic is one of the things we do not allow.

As a piece of advice, avoid using color tags for your fanfics for the text of your characters, and separate when one character is talking by paragraphs, not by colors. It's horribly confusing.

That said DO NOT post material containing Hentai, Rape or anything of the sort within this forum, much less without warnings.
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