The Mirror Image; Chapter 2: Bladders of Steel?!

ChibiForte · Last edited by ChibiForte on Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:58 pm; edited 1 time in total

This is a strange idea I got, and I decided to make it a fic:

What if Rockman met Megaman? Netto met Lan? You're gonna find out!

The Mirror Image
A Rockman EXE/Megaman NT Warrior Crossover

Chapter 1:
Why Can't We All Just Get Along?

MEGAMAN

"Lan..."

"Mmmph..."

"Lan."

"Not now, Megaman..."

"Lan, you're late!!"

"Aw man, why didn't you say so, Megaman?!"

"I did."

That's Lan for you, lazy now, lazy always.

I sighed and asked,

"Will there ever be a day you're on time, Lan?"

Lan whined,

"Megaman..."

***

SAITO

"Netto-kun..."

"Mmmph..."

"Netto-kun..."

"Not now, Saito nii-san..."

I laughed and said jokingly,

"Netto-kun, you're late!!"

"Aw, shit Saito, why didn't'chya say so?!"

Came Netto-kun's response.

"I did."

...Netto-kun... I'm lucky to have a younger brother like Netto-kun...

Netto-kun paused, growled, and whined,

"It's Saturday, Saito-san!!"

I put a hand on my brother's cheek and whispered, telling he was falling back asleep,

"Netto-kun... it's about Papa..."

Netto-kun instantly shot out of bed and asked,

"What about Papa?!"

I responded calmly,

"Netto-kun... Papa just got his department switched, so now he can be home more. Come downstairs, Netto-kun, Mama made waffles!"

Netto-kun cheered,

"WAFFLES!!!"

The two of us raced out of his cramped room, tripping and tumbling down the stairs.

I thrust my wings up and down rapidly, gliding up a foot above the last step, breaking my fall.

Netto complained,

"No fair, you're an angel, you can fly!!"

I giggled and said, a hint of playfulness lingering around in the air,

"Sorry, little brother."

Netto pouted and stood up, saying in a huffy voice,

"You aren't muchy older... only by about a year and a half!"

I outright laughed and said, looking down at my younger twin,

"C'mon, Netto-kun, let's go get those waffles before they get cold."

Netto grinned and said happily,

"Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!!"

***

SHIA

"Laika-san, wake up...Laika-san..."

Searchman asked,

"Shia-san... where do babies come from?"

I looked at the Russian navi, curiosity filling his eyes.

I sighed and said annoyed,

"You should know that, Search-san."

I paused, froze in place, and asked,

"Searchman... how old are you?"

He replied,

"Not so sure... I was programmed about when Laika-san was about five... give or take a few years..."

Trill asked,

"Searchman, are you making this up because you don't know but don't want Shia-san to look stupid on Rockman.EXE Online?"

Searchman sighed loudly, a sign of irritation, and answered,

"NO, I never lie. And yes, that makes me about seventeen, you could say."

I snapped my fingers and said calmly,

"Congratulations, you are now fourteen."

Searchman asked,

"You're kidding, right?"

Trill replied,

"Nope. And that makes you about... six inches shorter."

Searchman growled,

"You suck."

I laughed and assured,

"Don't worry, Laika's only fifteen now! Does that explain it all? You guys just lost about three years of age!"

Trill scratched under Searchman's neck, and purred,

"Searchman... it's not fun being old, is it...Searchie-san?"

His face instantly became mellow and he sighed, letting us know he was defeated.

Laika was sitting up, and asked confused,

"Why is everyone gathered around my bed, may I ask?"

I tossed Searchman's PET to Laika, making Searchman scream,

"HEY! WATCH WHERE YER THROWING ME!!!"

***

LAN

I sighed and asked,

"So we gotta go take care of yet another dimensional area? Great, on a Saturday too!"

Megaman sighed and said,

"Lan, you have no right to not like Raika just because... oh, what the heck, I hate 'im too."

"What about Searchman?"

"Also evil."

"You were saying?"

A voice asked angrily.

Raika's voice.

Shit.

Megaman muttered,

"Niiiiice..."

***

FUYUKI

As my two younger brothers walked into the kitchen, I greeted,

"G'morning guys."

Saito responded cheerfully,

"Hi, Fukkie!"

Netto sighed and greeted wearily,

"Morning, Nii-san."

I asked,

"What kinda greeting is THAT?"

Haruka looked over from the stove and asked,

"Boys... why can't you just get along?"

Netto whined,

"Mama..."

Yuiichiro finished,

"You guys are stuck with each other for a few more years, why not spend them laughing instead of screaming?"

Saito moaned,

"Papa..."

I laughed and mocked,

"Yeah guys, stop fighting!"

Saito and Netto screamed,

"WE WEREN'T FIGHTING!!!"

This caused Haruka, Yuiichiro, and me to laugh loudly, making Netto and Saito get extremely frustrated.

Saito screamed at the top of his lungs, his face flushed from anger,

"DAMMIT, WE WEREN'T ARGUING!! CUT IT OUT, I'M NOT KIDDING!!!"

He started taking deep breaths in, growling at the same time.

Haruka asked in between laughs,

"Yuiichiro, honey, isn't this mean?"

Yuiichiro replied, also laughing,

"Sure, but it's just so funny!"

I laughed along with them and managed to say without laughing 'till the end,

"Yeah Saito, stop fighting with your brother!"

Saito was crying out of frustration at this point, as he yelled,

"DAMMIT, I"M NOT FIGHTING!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

He wiped his eyes with the swipe of a hand, and he kicked his feet, sending him off the ground as he flew up the stairs, and when he got to his room, slammed the door. I heard a click, signaling he had locked his door.

Netto just stared wide eyed at the three of us.

Haruka smiled sweetly and asked,

"Who wants waffles?"

Netto, Yuiichiro, and me all replied happily,

"ME!!"

~*~

End Chapter 1

~*~

Aw man, I'm so evil to poor Saitie-kun... Laughing

This was actually based on an argument that happened in my house. Remember, CFS? And now, since Yuiichiro's home more, he and Haruka become obnoxious and outgoing, later on. YAY!
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DjangoSP · Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:57 pm Post subject:

This sounds soo funny. I actualy fell out of my chair from laughing so hard...but land on my leg in the process. Now I have tears of laughter, and pain. Oww... >_< *rubbing leg with ice*
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ChibiForte · Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:04 pm Post subject:

Yeah, Saito sorta has anger management issues you could say... <_<;
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YaminoMiko · Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:04 pm Post subject:

LMAO. Nice one Chibi! I love it!
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Haly K · Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:19 pm Post subject:

Wow, another fic? What is this? The *counts* fourth one so far? You have more free time than me. Laughing

Keep up the writing! I like it! :]
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ChibiForte · Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:51 pm Post subject:

Thankies everyone! Chapter 2's coming later tonight. On a side note;

Where art thou, Kupo.EXE?
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ChibiForte · Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:05 pm Post subject:

Update: Chapter 2:

Chapter 2:
Bladders of Steel?!

MEGAMAN

"Raika!! You don't have to be such a jerk!!"

Lan growled.

Searchman chuckled, and I asked,

"Really, what's up with him?"

Searchman just shrugged.

Manabe barked,

"Quit fooling around!"

The four of us snapped back to attention and Manabe explained,

"I've already sent the coordinates to your PET, now disperse. Oh, and be careful out there."

Raika simply nodded and Lan exclaimed,

"You can count on me and Megaman!"

Manabe chuckled and muttered,

"I hope I can."

Lan asked,

"What's THAT supposed to mean?!"

I laughed and said warningly to my brother,

"Lan..."

***

SAITO

I flopped down on my bed, and pulled the halo off my head, holding it out in front of my face.

I asked,

"Shia-chan? Shia-chan, you there?"

Shia's voice on the other end replied,

"Yes, Saito, loud and clear. What's up?"

I muttered, looking off to the side,

"I dunno... I'm lonely..."

I could feel the warmness in Shia's voice as she sighed and called,

"Saito-san... oh Saito-san..."

I sighed and closed my eyes, dropping my hands, still clutching the halo, on my body.

A cold hand placed on my face causing me to jolt to my senses and open my eyes.

I muttered,

"Fukkie..."

Fuyuki smiled down at me and muttered,

"Talking to your angelic girlfriend?"

I batted at him and muttered,

"Shut up, Fukkie..."

***

NETTO

As I mowed down my fifth whole waffle, I asked,

"Mama... Papa... don'tchya think what we did to Saito was mean?"

Haruka ate part of her waffle, and replied,

"But, we were just joking around... we didn't mean to hurt his feelings or anything..."

Yuiichiro corrected,

"I think he was actually more frustrated than hurt, Haruka."

I stood up, and walked upstairs, leaving my silly parents looking at me dumbfounded.

I walked all the way to Saito's room, and barged in, saying,

"All right, pretty-boy, we're sorry, we didn't mean to make you angry, blah blah blah blah blah, apologies, apologies..."

Saito sat up, placed his halo carefully above his head, and pouted,

"Hey, well at least I don't anger people and laugh at their expense!!"

Fuyuki asked,

"Saito-kun...?"

Saito sighed loudly, and sounding really child-like, announced,

"I'm taking a small vacation to Heaven, DON'T try to stop me!"

He passed through the ceiling, outside, and started rocketing upwards, a sparkling trail of angelic magic left behind every inch where he was. It faded after a few seconds.

***

SHIA

"Laika, this is your thirteenth cup of coffee."

Searchman asked,

"Don't you have to go to the bathroom yet?"

Laika grinned stupidly, and with a hyper burst of energy, screamed,

"I'M COMPLETELY SOBER!! I HAVE A BLADDER OF STEEL!! JULIA ROBERTS HAS A CARROT STUCK UP HER NOSE!!TAKE THE FORK ON THE LEFT!!!"

He paused, his eyes reverted to a calmer state, he blushed, and yelled, racing to the bathroom,

"AND IT JUST TURNED TO ALUMINUM FOIL!!!"

Searchman asked,

"Uhh... what just happened?"

Trill glomped him and screamed,

"MEH!!!"

***

LAN

Raika muttered,

"Lan?"

I asked,

"Yeah, Raika?"

His face grew worried and he said, fear in his voice,

"Somewhere, far, far away, there's an alternate vesion of me drinking too much coffee... and now he's arguing with a navi about Julia Roberts with a carrot stuck up her nose... and the navi's winning...!!"

I sighed and muttered,

<He's crazy, Megaman,>

My brother replied,

<It took you this long to figure that out?>

~*~

End chapter 2. HAH! THIS IS SCHWEET!! Anyone else see how friggin hilarious this'll get? See, CFS, it's not stupid!! Laughing

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DjangoSP · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:43 am Post subject:

This is just starting to get progressively crazier. I loved the Spongebob reference. This is the funniest thing I've read since Navi, Dog, and Angel Lifestyles! Laughing

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ChibiForte · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:19 am Post subject:

Wow, I'm suprised you picked that up! Nobody was supposed to know it was from spongebob... Laughing

*hides* I'm currently working on 3, it'll be up later today. It's only 9:19 AM here, and I just woke up so I'm still not awake fully yet. -.-
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Cyclone EXE · Net Official Age: 34 Joined: 08 Jun 2005 Posts: 308

Omg wow. *dances around with Lan and Netto* Lol this'll be interesting.
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Kupo.EXE · Darkloid Joined: 24 May 2005 Posts: 537

HO HO HO, awsome fanfic, but did anyone suspect otherwise.

*Does the robot* I'm so happy doing the robot dance

Julia Roberts always has a carrot stuck up her nose.

I'm so happy doing the robot dance

sorry this is late but I had a party yesterday and I had a small problem considering my riend left at like six without telling me.

ChibiForte · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:29 pm Post subject:

Well, it'll be funny to see Saito whacking Hub over the head with a cookie, which breaks, and makes Hub cry. Laughing

That comes in chapter 4!
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DjangoSP · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:21 pm Post subject:

Chibi, how often do you change your Avatar!? I think this is your fourth one this month! -_-; :eyes:
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CrossFusionStarman · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject:

I'd say about every few weeks she changes her avatar. And as for the chapter: Chibi, where on Earth do you come up with this stuff? Hilarious, yet slightly stupid. Which is why it's funny.
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ChibiForte · Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:21 pm Post subject:

Yeah. Sorry for not being on so much, I got majorly grounded. Can anyone here say "five detentions"? Yeah, I thought so. Chapter three'll be up when I get ungrounded, about on monday or tuesday, next week at the latest. Sorry guys. And Sasuke's kewl! (Sasuke's the guy in my av, mind you!)
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CrossFusionStarman · Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:46 pm Post subject:

I thought mom said you were grounded for a month Confused

Ah well, the sooner the better. Post soon, Chibi!
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ChibiForte · Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject:

Just letting everyone know my grounding has been lifted just a bit, and I see a bright future with a computer close by! Laughing

Really, I'm not kidding. Guess what kinduva crossover's after THIS? Nii-chan should know this one. I'll give a one word hint: SASUKE!!!! :] I hope I can write soon, but I just wanted to spread teh word. Thanks for being so patient, and being such good friends. (Or brother, in CFS's case. :p)
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DjangoSP · Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:52 pm Post subject:

THANK GOD!! It's great to hear from you again, Chibi. :D I think I speak for everyone when I say: WE MISSED YOU! T_T But your next installment involves Sasuke? Confused

SAsuke from Naruto, right? Pretty weird. But I can't wait to see it! :D
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Kupo.EXE · Darkloid Joined: 24 May 2005 Posts: 537

Crap, I'm doing a Naruto crossover, indeed we think alike chibi.

Fan · Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 35 Location: S'pore

A lack of periods is obviously not a problem you face, but the problem you DO face, is an excess of it. A period every 3 or 4 lines should be enough, and you don't have to include the Japanese words to make us understand. some people won't be able to understand, so perhaps you could simply keep the Japanese words to a minimum.
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