"A Darkloid Halloween Party" - Humor PG-13 Shounen

[Core]

Planty Edited here: Warning, this fanfic contains Cross Dressing, Shounen ai and some visuals that can probably break your mind! *prods Core* Next time, make sure you label warnings in your fics, folf.

Rockman.EXE
"A Darkloid Halloween Party"
by: Cory "Core" Belote


"A little higher on your end dear." Burnerman says to his grandson, directing the young bird navi in the hanging of a banner in the main entrance to the palace.

The small black and gold navi chirps as he flaps his wings, his hands holding onto the edge of the banner as he flies a bit higher. "Is this okay grandma Burner?"

The reddish pink haired navi nods his approval, "You can tie it off now Larkman, you too son."

"Yes mom." Swallowman replies as he ties off the opposite end of the banner to a stone pillar, flying over to his son to help the child navi.

Shademan walks in to the space, his eyes on a transparent display in his hands as they scroll over the data presented to him. The fire navi smiles as he takes the vampires arm, pulling him to the center of the room and sweeping an arm towards the banner.

"What do you think?" Burnerman asks, looking up into his husbands face.

The vampire darkloid blinks as he reads the banner out loud, "Happy Halloween?"

"Yes, its for the halloween party that we are hosting." The flame navi replies, smiling as he stands there in his black body suit without his armor on, a pumpkin shaped pin on his upper left breast.

"I don't recall perminting a party to be held here." Shademan announces, raising an eyebrow as he looks at his wife, "Who's idea was this?"

"It was mine grandpa Shademan!" The small bird navi chirps as he wraps his arms around the vampires waist, his head resting on his stomach as he hugs him. "Grandma said that it would be alright if we had a party, and I invited everyone. I made the invitations myself... didn't you get my email?"

Shademan looks at the display in his hand, calling up his mailbox to see a sparkling letter decorated with black cats, bats, and pumpkins announcing the party and a personal invitation with his name written with a small chibi like drawing of his face next to the name. His crimson eyes look down into the matching set of his grandsons, the small bird navi smiling up at him brightly.

"It is a nice invitation Larkman. I sh..." Shademan states, his wife eyeing him sharply, "...shall attend of course."

Larkman chirps happily as he hugs him tighter before running off to help with more decorations. The vampire looks at his wife, his shoulder slumping abit as he sees the saphire eyes sparkling.

"What are you planning to do to me now?" Shademan asks, his wife only smiling and chuckling a bit in reply.


***

Shademan grumbles as he stands in the clothing and costume that his wife had picked out for him to wear for the party, the vampire sporting a black tuxedo with a bow tie. The tall darkloid use to wearing fine clothing, but disliking having been told what to wear and what to do. He stands silently in his bedroom chambers as Burnerman changes in a small side room that was built on to house the flame navi's many clothing programs, the blue eyed navi having a fondness for dressing up in eligant womens clothing or costumes depending on his mood and the event.

"Okay, I'm ready." Burnerman announces, stepping out from his walk-in closet space for his husband to see what he had picked out to wear for the nights party.

The fire navi stands wearing a two piece dress consisting of an orange tie-dyed corset and orange handkerchief skirt, a yellow orange sheer wrap resting on his arms and going behind his back. The pattern to the corset matching those of an odd flameing fire. A pair of clear three inch heels adorn his feet as he poses for the vampire to see his long legs and hips, the corset showing the slight hourglass shape of his body. Burnerman's reddish pink hair was pulled back to let only two long bangs hang down to frame his face, the fire navi smiling warmly and expectantly as he waits for the vampire to comment on the outfit.

"Well?" Burnerman asks, folding his arms over his chest and looking at his husband slightly annoyed. "Aren't you going to say something about my dress?"

Shademan smiles as he closes his eyes, his head lowering abit. "I would have, but your appearance has me at a loss of words due to your radiant beauty."

The flame navi brightens as his mood changes, going over to hug and plant a tender kiss to the vampires lips. "You know have to make a navi feel special you know that."

"Perhaps." The vampire replies, hugging his wife gently. "Now, do you mind explaining what it is I am dressed as?"

Burnerman smiles as he wraps his arms around Shademan's neck, "Well since you have a very charming personality as well as a sense of mystery and danger about you I thought that you would be good dressed as a secret agent from a series of movies that seems to be popular with both humans and navi's."

Shademan grumbles at the humans part, "I see, and just who are you suppose to be?"

"Well, if go by the movies the agent always gets a girl that is his love intrest." The fire navi states smiling, "That give you any clue my dear Mister double O Agent?"

The lord of the darkloids smiles as he looks into the blue eyes, "Maybe... I am going to get the 'girl' at the end of this party aren't I?"

Burnerman puts a finger on the blue nose of his husband, "Maybe. But lets not get to ahead of ourselves now, we still have a party to get through and you don't want to disappoint Larkman by being late."

"How are we going to be late if the party is in our own palace?" Shademan asks, arching an eyebrow curiously.

"You know what I mean." The flame navi counters, hooking his arm with his husbands. "Come on now, I know that Larkman is waiting for us all to greet the guests as they come in."

The vampires sighs as his wife leads them out of their room and down a passageway to the stairs leading down to the main entry hall of the palace. The space now standing fully decorated with small jack-o-lanterns and skeletons on the walls in odd but humourous poses. Shademan stands at the entryway to the palace with Bunerman still attached to his arm, the vampire keeping a straight and emotionless face as the guests start to arrive, even if he did find humor in some of the costumes that the other darkloids had picked out to wear for the nights festivites.

Bubbleman waddles into the palace dressed in a gold shirt with an inginia on his left breast and a pair of black pants, his hands holding his weapon. As the 'captain' waddles his way past the couple, Flashman approaches with a pair of enlongated looped ears on his head and his body colored a shade of red to mimick a virus with a similar appearance. The vampire ignores the urge to question the darkloid of his choice in costume, choosing instead to stay with Burnerman in the greeting of their guests, his amusement growing as more and more of his subjects appear dressed in ridiculous costumes that they seemed to think would be a good idea to dress as. Shademan stifles a laugh as he sees Gravityman floating into the castle dressed as Blues and Brightman dressed as the navi named Roll. Videoman and Starman both arrive at the same time, thier costumes matching as a movie director and lead actor of a romance movie accordingly, the pair acting like they were filming a movie as they join the growing crowd of darkloid navi's in the palace.

"Isn't this fun grandpa?" Larkman's voice calls from next to him, the vampire looking down in shock to see a slightly shorter Rockman standing at his side.

Larkman blinks as he looks at his grandfather, "Are you okay Grandpa Shademan?"

"Wh-why are you dressed like Rockman?" Shademan asks, eyeing his grandson curiously.

The young bird navi smiles as he shows the costume off to the vampire, "Well, I wanted to dress as something scary and I thought that Rockman would be scary for Darkloids."

"You look great Larkman." Burnerman compliements, leaning down to pat his grandson on top his head and give him a kiss on the cheek. "For something scary, I have to admit you are the cutest Rockman I have ever faced. Now go have some fun with the guests, I'm sure you can make some of them jump at the sight of you just like you did Grandpa."

"Okay Grandma Burner!" Larkman chirps, running off into the crowd, causing some to make small yelps at the sight of him.

Shademan arches an eyebrow as he looks at his wife, "Did you help him with his costume?"

"No, I did." Swallowman states, walking up to his father in a long white skirt and heels, a nurses cap on his head.

"S- Swallowman?" The vampire stammers, seeing his son dressed as a female nurse.

Swallowman blushes as he holds his left arm, lowering his head. "I lost a bet with Cosmoman about what costume Larkman would want to wear, so I have to wear this for the night. . . These heels hurt my feet, how can you stand them mama?"

Burnerman smiles, "They just take getting use to dear. So where is your husband might I ask?"

"He picked up some information of a strange navi wondering the undernet, so he took it upon himself to go investigate and report to dad what he uncovers about it." The bird states, "Should we continue on with the party?"

Shademan sighs, "I suppose we must, since everyone is here and we have greeted them already. But let us make the best of this situation, it is for Larkman after all."

A crash calls the three adult navis to turn towards the gathering hall for the party, seeing that Beastman was laying on his back on Plantman, Larkman standing infront of them with his arm formed into a buster cannon and a small flag sticking out of it that read 'BANG'.

Swallowman smiles weakly, "Yes... its for Larkman all right."

"To this I agree." A voice announces as a hand rests on the birds shoulder, causing him to turn around and look up slightly.

Cosmoman smiles down at his wife, his armor replaced by a costume human astronaunt without a helmet and just a small headset on with a microphone attached. Swallowman lets out a squawk as he feels a hand grope his tail, causing him to blush deeply and thwap his husband with a small medical hammer, the stellar navi snickering as he shrugs the impact off.

"I couldn't find any traces of that mysterious navi, so I changed and returned as quickly as I could." Cosmoman states, his eyes looking Swallowman up and down. "I see that you kept to our bet, and I was right."

"About what?" The bird ask, folding his arms over his chest.

"That you are a very cute nurse." His husband laughs, "Now lets go save our son before he causes another accident."


~ The End ~
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[Core]

Planty Edited here: Warning, this fanfic contains Cross Dressing, Shounen ai and some visuals that can probably break your mind! *prods Core* Next time, make sure you label warnings in your fics, folf.

Rockman.EXE
"A Darkloid Halloween Party"
by: Cory "Core" Belote


"A little higher on your end dear." Burnerman says to his grandson, directing the young bird navi in the hanging of a banner in the main entrance to the palace.

The small black and gold navi chirps as he flaps his wings, his hands holding onto the edge of the banner as he flies a bit higher. "Is this okay grandma Burner?"

The reddish pink haired navi nods his approval, "You can tie it off now Larkman, you too son."

"Yes mom." Swallowman replies as he ties off the opposite end of the banner to a stone pillar, flying over to his son to help the child navi.

Shademan walks in to the space, his eyes on a transparent display in his hands as they scroll over the data presented to him. The fire navi smiles as he takes the vampires arm, pulling him to the center of the room and sweeping an arm towards the banner.

"What do you think?" Burnerman asks, looking up into his husbands face.

The vampire darkloid blinks as he reads the banner out loud, "Happy Halloween?"

"Yes, its for the halloween party that we are hosting." The flame navi replies, smiling as he stands there in his black body suit without his armor on, a pumpkin shaped pin on his upper left breast.

"I don't recall perminting a party to be held here." Shademan announces, raising an eyebrow as he looks at his wife, "Who's idea was this?"

"It was mine grandpa Shademan!" The small bird navi chirps as he wraps his arms around the vampires waist, his head resting on his stomach as he hugs him. "Grandma said that it would be alright if we had a party, and I invited everyone. I made the invitations myself... didn't you get my email?"

Shademan looks at the display in his hand, calling up his mailbox to see a sparkling letter decorated with black cats, bats, and pumpkins announcing the party and a personal invitation with his name written with a small chibi like drawing of his face next to the name. His crimson eyes look down into the matching set of his grandsons, the small bird navi smiling up at him brightly.

"It is a nice invitation Larkman. I sh..." Shademan states, his wife eyeing him sharply, "...shall attend of course."

Larkman chirps happily as he hugs him tighter before running off to help with more decorations. The vampire looks at his wife, his shoulder slumping abit as he sees the saphire eyes sparkling.

"What are you planning to do to me now?" Shademan asks, his wife only smiling and chuckling a bit in reply.


***

Shademan grumbles as he stands in the clothing and costume that his wife had picked out for him to wear for the party, the vampire sporting a black tuxedo with a bow tie. The tall darkloid use to wearing fine clothing, but disliking having been told what to wear and what to do. He stands silently in his bedroom chambers as Burnerman changes in a small side room that was built on to house the flame navi's many clothing programs, the blue eyed navi having a fondness for dressing up in eligant womens clothing or costumes depending on his mood and the event.

"Okay, I'm ready." Burnerman announces, stepping out from his walk-in closet space for his husband to see what he had picked out to wear for the nights party.

The fire navi stands wearing a two piece dress consisting of an orange tie-dyed corset and orange handkerchief skirt, a yellow orange sheer wrap resting on his arms and going behind his back. The pattern to the corset matching those of an odd flameing fire. A pair of clear three inch heels adorn his feet as he poses for the vampire to see his long legs and hips, the corset showing the slight hourglass shape of his body. Burnerman's reddish pink hair was pulled back to let only two long bangs hang down to frame his face, the fire navi smiling warmly and expectantly as he waits for the vampire to comment on the outfit.

"Well?" Burnerman asks, folding his arms over his chest and looking at his husband slightly annoyed. "Aren't you going to say something about my dress?"

Shademan smiles as he closes his eyes, his head lowering abit. "I would have, but your appearance has me at a loss of words due to your radiant beauty."

The flame navi brightens as his mood changes, going over to hug and plant a tender kiss to the vampires lips. "You know have to make a navi feel special you know that."

"Perhaps." The vampire replies, hugging his wife gently. "Now, do you mind explaining what it is I am dressed as?"

Burnerman smiles as he wraps his arms around Shademan's neck, "Well since you have a very charming personality as well as a sense of mystery and danger about you I thought that you would be good dressed as a secret agent from a series of movies that seems to be popular with both humans and navi's."

Shademan grumbles at the humans part, "I see, and just who are you suppose to be?"

"Well, if go by the movies the agent always gets a girl that is his love intrest." The fire navi states smiling, "That give you any clue my dear Mister double O Agent?"

The lord of the darkloids smiles as he looks into the blue eyes, "Maybe... I am going to get the 'girl' at the end of this party aren't I?"

Burnerman puts a finger on the blue nose of his husband, "Maybe. But lets not get to ahead of ourselves now, we still have a party to get through and you don't want to disappoint Larkman by being late."

"How are we going to be late if the party is in our own palace?" Shademan asks, arching an eyebrow curiously.

"You know what I mean." The flame navi counters, hooking his arm with his husbands. "Come on now, I know that Larkman is waiting for us all to greet the guests as they come in."

The vampires sighs as his wife leads them out of their room and down a passageway to the stairs leading down to the main entry hall of the palace. The space now standing fully decorated with small jack-o-lanterns and skeletons on the walls in odd but humourous poses. Shademan stands at the entryway to the palace with Bunerman still attached to his arm, the vampire keeping a straight and emotionless face as the guests start to arrive, even if he did find humor in some of the costumes that the other darkloids had picked out to wear for the nights festivites.

Bubbleman waddles into the palace dressed in a gold shirt with an inginia on his left breast and a pair of black pants, his hands holding his weapon. As the 'captain' waddles his way past the couple, Flashman approaches with a pair of enlongated looped ears on his head and his body colored a shade of red to mimick a virus with a similar appearance. The vampire ignores the urge to question the darkloid of his choice in costume, choosing instead to stay with Burnerman in the greeting of their guests, his amusement growing as more and more of his subjects appear dressed in ridiculous costumes that they seemed to think would be a good idea to dress as. Shademan stifles a laugh as he sees Gravityman floating into the castle dressed as Blues and Brightman dressed as the navi named Roll. Videoman and Starman both arrive at the same time, thier costumes matching as a movie director and lead actor of a romance movie accordingly, the pair acting like they were filming a movie as they join the growing crowd of darkloid navi's in the palace.

"Isn't this fun grandpa?" Larkman's voice calls from next to him, the vampire looking down in shock to see a slightly shorter Rockman standing at his side.

Larkman blinks as he looks at his grandfather, "Are you okay Grandpa Shademan?"

"Wh-why are you dressed like Rockman?" Shademan asks, eyeing his grandson curiously.

The young bird navi smiles as he shows the costume off to the vampire, "Well, I wanted to dress as something scary and I thought that Rockman would be scary for Darkloids."

"You look great Larkman." Burnerman compliements, leaning down to pat his grandson on top his head and give him a kiss on the cheek. "For something scary, I have to admit you are the cutest Rockman I have ever faced. Now go have some fun with the guests, I'm sure you can make some of them jump at the sight of you just like you did Grandpa."

"Okay Grandma Burner!" Larkman chirps, running off into the crowd, causing some to make small yelps at the sight of him.

Shademan arches an eyebrow as he looks at his wife, "Did you help him with his costume?"

"No, I did." Swallowman states, walking up to his father in a long white skirt and heels, a nurses cap on his head.

"S- Swallowman?" The vampire stammers, seeing his son dressed as a female nurse.

Swallowman blushes as he holds his left arm, lowering his head. "I lost a bet with Cosmoman about what costume Larkman would want to wear, so I have to wear this for the night. . . These heels hurt my feet, how can you stand them mama?"

Burnerman smiles, "They just take getting use to dear. So where is your husband might I ask?"

"He picked up some information of a strange navi wondering the undernet, so he took it upon himself to go investigate and report to dad what he uncovers about it." The bird states, "Should we continue on with the party?"

Shademan sighs, "I suppose we must, since everyone is here and we have greeted them already. But let us make the best of this situation, it is for Larkman after all."

A crash calls the three adult navis to turn towards the gathering hall for the party, seeing that Beastman was laying on his back on Plantman, Larkman standing infront of them with his arm formed into a buster cannon and a small flag sticking out of it that read 'BANG'.

Swallowman smiles weakly, "Yes... its for Larkman all right."

"To this I agree." A voice announces as a hand rests on the birds shoulder, causing him to turn around and look up slightly.

Cosmoman smiles down at his wife, his armor replaced by a costume human astronaunt without a helmet and just a small headset on with a microphone attached. Swallowman lets out a squawk as he feels a hand grope his tail, causing him to blush deeply and thwap his husband with a small medical hammer, the stellar navi snickering as he shrugs the impact off.

"I couldn't find any traces of that mysterious navi, so I changed and returned as quickly as I could." Cosmoman states, his eyes looking Swallowman up and down. "I see that you kept to our bet, and I was right."

"About what?" The bird ask, folding his arms over his chest.

"That you are a very cute nurse." His husband laughs, "Now lets go save our son before he causes another accident."


~ The End ~
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[Vanilla_Go_Rilla]

I like the way Shademan seems almost human here and Burnerman's personality seems...eh...toned down for the most part. It's definitely a nice change of pace from their usual hell-bent demeanor. For some odd reason, this story reminded me of one of your other stories, the Rocky Horror PET Show.
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[Plantman]

Well, I already told you what I thought of this one XDD You make Shademan go through the worst things you can. XDD But Larkman's so cuuute @.@
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[Plantman]

Well, I already told you what I thought of this one XDD You make Shademan go through the worst things you can. XDD But Larkman's so cuuute @.@
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[Core]

xP Hehe, shame on you for reading that other story at your age Vanilla. *snrks* And I think that Burnerman would have toned down a bit after being a mommy and such, parenthood can do that. :D

I'm glad you both liked the story, it was fun to write something humorous again.
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[Core]

xP Hehe, shame on you for reading that other story at your age Vanilla. *snrks* And I think that Burnerman would have toned down a bit after being a mommy and such, parenthood can do that. :D

I'm glad you both liked the story, it was fun to write something humorous again.
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[Kitty-Chan]

This was really funny; my only gripe was that you didn't go into enough of the Darkloids' costumes.
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Need more Zero/X, Netto/Rock, Rock/Netto, Forte/Netto, & Blues/Netto. PLEASE!
Ano sa...could someone please make me a Zero/X, Blues/Netto, or Forte/Netto avatar/banner? I would greatly appreciate it...
Thanks for the avatar, Mandi!
People! We need more Blues/Netto & Forte/Netto on the net. Come on; help me out here! *gives everyone her Super-Adorable Irrisistable Sad Kitty Eyes(TM)*

[Elementalman.EXE]

Holy....Hell.....O.O

Good.... I think.... What in Gods name inspired this O.O
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1000 Post on Sept. 18 2005 at 6:29pm

[kram_elbog]

Good fic idea over all but the fact that the Darkloids seemed like they switched gender like that, granma burner, grandpa Burnerman, it was just a bit confusing because of that, and made it seem like the Darkloids were changing gender.
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[Plantman]

You won't understand a thing of this fanfic if you don't read Core's previous fanfics, Parenting is for the Birds (Link) and Spoil the Child (Link)

Darkloids weren't changing 'gender' they were just cross dressing. *pokes Core to put damn warnings in his fanfics next time*
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[Plantman]

You won't understand a thing of this fanfic if you don't read Core's previous fanfics, Parenting is for the Birds (Link) and Spoil the Child (Link)

Darkloids weren't changing 'gender' they were just cross dressing. *pokes Core to put damn warnings in his fanfics next time*
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[Core]

I'll put a warning in future fics. xD *snrks* Sorry about that Planty and everyone, I just have trouble figuring out how to label things at times since it can go beyond some ratings.
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[Core]

I'll put a warning in future fics. xD *snrks* Sorry about that Planty and everyone, I just have trouble figuring out how to label things at times since it can go beyond some ratings.
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