Ask The Hikari Brohers! PM them questions to me or CFS!!

ChibiForte · Last edited by ChibiForte on Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:47 pm; edited 1 time in total

Okay, this is a new fic I hope will be funny. On a side note, Fuyuki is CFS's fanchar of course, but since I'm his sister, I sorta automatically have permission since he uses Lauren and Trill. HAH. Anyhell... on with the story: (PS: This is a script fic, to increase the insanity. Laughing

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Ask The Hikari Brothers
Rated PG13, for nudity(not really,) sexual harrasment and intercourse(That all depends who's reading, though,) excessive swearing,(totally, dude,) and just plain stupidity

Chapter 1

Chibi: Welcome, to Ask The Hikari Brothers! I'll be your host, ChibiForte!

*everyone claps*

Chibi: Okay, okay fangirls, calm down! To start the show, we'll be interviewing the Hikari brothers about the following series: EXE, AXESS, STREAM, and BEAST. To begin, we'll start over here with our oldest, Hikari Fuyuki!!!

*people clap wildly and fangirls scream*

*bodyguards come and start beating people with nightsticks*

Chibi: Fuyuki-san, how does it feel to be almost like my sister? I mean, you WERE created by Nii-san, so you ARE technically my brother.

Fuyuki: Eh, it's alright, except for the fact that I'm usually stuck babysitting these cute little cretins.

Fuyuki: *pats Saito on head*

Saito: *growls ferociously*

Chibi: Aw, how sweet... thank you, Fuyuki-san. Now, on to Saito!

Saito: *looks around a little scared and clears his throat*

Chibi: Saito, what's it like to be a middle child in the Hikari household?

Saito: *pouts* Well, it has it's advantages, and disadvantages. Roll the film!!

*Some random clip starts rolling and audience oohs and ahhs*

Yuiichiro: Now Saito, Netto, quit arguing!

Saito and Netto: But we weren't!!

Fuyuki: Yeah, stop arguing!!

Saito: WE WEREN"T ARGUING!!! *pouts*

Haruka: Would you boys quit fighting and come get these damned waffles?

Saito: *cries* *sobs* WE WEREN'T FIGHTING!!! *runs up to his room crying and slams door shut*

Yuiichiro: That was demented...

Fuyuki and Netto: Yeah...

Haruka: Who wants waffles? :D

All the guys: ME!!!

*tape ends and lights come back on in studio*

Saito: Uh... nevermind, you didn't see that...

Chibi: *coughs* Uh, so Sai-kun, what's the advantages?

Saito: People ignore me, and I'm an angel, so I can just go up to Heaven any time I want, so I can read a lot...

*crowd boos*

Some random little girl: Boo! You suck!!

Chibi: Yeah, whatever, bookworm. (Note: I am a bookworm myself, so don't get mad -_- Wink

Now, Netto-kun, what's it like being the youngest?

Netto: It's awesome! All the fangirls love me, I'm the baby of the family, so I'm spoiled, and everyone pays attention to me, and-

*buzzer goes off*

Chibi: Sorry, Netto-kun, you gotta finish next time! Were out of time today, but join us for episode two, where we witness the Hikari Version of Fear Factor! Whoo!!
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CrossFusionStarman · Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:21 pm Post subject:

Chibi forgot to mention that if you want, people can PM us a question and we'll have the character it's directed at answer. And yes, we did ask first before making something like this (I think Chibi has the reply from Plantman somewhere in her Inbox...). And yes, I'm fully aware there are some of you out there that may think it's a dumb idea.
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Midnight · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:37 am Post subject:

Wow. You weren't kidding about this being "off the wall."

My only gripe about this installment is that, well, Saito seems WAY off his character. I do admit, though, that there is not much to base Saito's charatcer on canonically, but this seems very deviant from what he appears to be, at least in his alternate form in the games. Other than that, this was a decent read, if not completely absurd.
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DjangoSP · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:10 pm Post subject:

This brought tears (of laughter Laughing

) to my eyes. Once again, Chibi, you've outdone yourself. You've got some competition, CFS! Laughing

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CrossFusionStarman · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:24 pm Post subject:

What do you mean, competition? Chibi and I are working on this fic together, really. We've actually been working on it for awhile now.
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DjangoSP · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:38 pm Post subject:

I didn't know you guys were working on this together! :O Good work, the both of you! :D And CFS, when are you going to continue your Wind Waker Fic? T_T
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CrossFusionStarman · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:53 pm Post subject:

I'm actually writing a chapter right now. However, it's most likely it wont be posted soon because I'm going to the movies and won't have time to post it right away. It'll probably be up be 7:00 PM, if I'm lucky.
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**Izumi** · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:35 pm Post subject:

Aw, nuts, I saw "Fuyuki" and thought Keroro Gunso. XD He does look like he could be a Hikari triplet!

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DjangoSP · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:39 pm Post subject:

OH, MY GOD!!! I thought I was the only one who read that manga! It's soooo funny!! But where did you get the pics of Fuyuki? Izumi, I am SHOCKED! :O Sorry for wiggin' out. I just love that manga sooooooooo much! :D :D :D
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**Izumi** · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:44 pm Post subject:

DjangoSP · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:47 pm Post subject:

I already had, but no one replied to it! And it was early! Like when I first joined! But it'll be titled SGT Frog, k? If you look at my "location", you'll see that I'm a loyal fan. Yes, I want them to take over Pokopen! I'm power-hungry!
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**Izumi** · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject:

CrossFusionStarman · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:51 pm Post subject:

Ah yes, sorry about the confusion. I got the name Fuyuki from that very manga/anime you're talking about.
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DjangoSP · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:55 pm Post subject:

I knew the name sounded familiar! I just didn't wanna say anything, 'cuz I thought I'd be embarrassing both you and myself! Laughing

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CrossFusionStarman · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:03 pm Post subject:

Yeah, in the first fic I ever wrote, I even said:

CrossFusionStarman · Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:52 pm Post subject:

Since I'm bored out of my skull, next chapter. Thanks to DjangoSP for the idea, and Izumi for the confusion lpart of this fic (No offense!). Sorry Chibi didn't write this Django. She's still grounded:

Chapter 2:Blatant Fear Factor ripoff
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CFS:Hey people, I'm writing this chapter since I locked Chibi in the closet...ur, I mean she watched the videotape from The Ring and now she's cowering in fear under her bed.

*Random audience member throws a brick at CFS for making up bad lies*

CFS:Ow...well, now that that's over...we have a few questions, and then we're going to rip off fear factor. Netto, please open your question.

Netto:Um...it says, 'Dear Netto, why do you spam Cross Fusion so much in the anime? Surely there must be another way to destroy Darkloids and other various assorted bad guys?' Well, usually, whenever we run out of ideas, we just spam Cross Fusion until we come up with a good idea, like we did for most of Stream.

CFS:And now you wonder why nearly everyone is complaining about Stream?

Netto:Leave me alone *cries*

CFS:Cut the lame drama crap, Netto. Saito, open yours.

Saito:This one says "dear saito, omgz u r lik teh stoopidest persn in th anime cuz u look like a litle grl and r weak. PS I alredy stole ur GBA u idiot." Okay, first of all kid, spell check. I could hardly read this. Luckily, I could translate it into the following: "Dear Saito: YOU ARE FREAKING AWESOME! Seriously, you are the best character in the anime! You so don't look like a little girl and can kick so much ass! P.S. I tried to steal your GBA but since I'm a little freak, I screwed up!"

CFS:Keep telling yourself that. Fuyuki, do what need to be done.

Fuyuki:This one isn't that bad, really. "Dear Fuyuki, what do you think of Fuyuki Hinata and what's your reaction to people confusing him with you?" He's not that bad, really. Nice guy, and he lives with some pretty cool alien frog people, and the Lord of Terror, too. Overall, he's a cool guy. As for people confusing me with him, I don't really care. It's no biggie.

CFS:Right. Well, for the Fear Factor ripoff, it starts now! Fuyuki, will you chicken out of this or climb into a coffin full of maggots and water beatles for 10 seconds?

Fuyuki:10 seconds? If I only stayed in for that long, I'd be a pansy! Set it up for 10 minutes! *climbs in coffin and shuts it.*

Saito:He's a goner.

CFS:Now while we recieved some other good suggestions for the Fear Factor addition, Netto and Saito are too much of pansies for us to do them.

Saito and Netto:WHAT?!?!?

*10 minutes pass, Fuyuki climbs out of coffin, looking not even phased.*

Netto:Um, how aren't you jittering like a nutcase right now?

Fuyuki:Eh, it was creepy for the first five minutes, but after that, I got used to it. Although I think I still have some maggots lodged in my ear.

*Fuyuki puts head sideways and smacks his head with his palm, causing a huge flow of maggots to come out of his ear fr a full 5 seconds.*

Fuyuki:Yep, they're all gone.

Saito:That's disgusting.

CFS:Now before the Health Agency arrests me for that, that's the end of this chapter! Now I'm going to go unlock Chibi from that closet...I mean, hope Samara hasn't killed her yet.
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Chibi writes the next one.
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ChibiForte · Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:01 pm Post subject:

One: Thanks Izu, fer the nice review. I'll be writing a Sgt. Frog cross eventually. You'll know when it hit REO because Hell will freeze over and pigs will fly. Laughing

Two: Nice chap. But still; I wanted to write this one, Nii-san!! Sorry, Django-chan, it's this grounding. It's driving me insane, the pressure of turning twelve in 10 days...
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Cyclone EXE · Net Official Age: 34 Joined: 08 Jun 2005 Posts: 308

Omg when I saw this I was like 'omg they have GOT to be kidding...but it's not as retarded as I though it would be! *bricked by all of the Hikari brothers* Really, it's uber funny. It'll be betta with more then one person writing it as well lol...then if one of you runs outta ideas (or gets grounded...cough...) the other'll be there to write. *dance*
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Kupo.EXE · Darkloid Joined: 24 May 2005 Posts: 537

Ok I'm sorry I didn't see this OMYGODIT'SSOAWSOME! Hilarious guys, a talk show like thing is a great idea and now I feel bad for not seeing this. Totally freakishly awsome, just the way that you interview them is just so, odd and it's as though thats what they want to say in the anime but never actually do cause it wouldn't befit their characters but it's gooooood, boy I'm just repeating myself now...

DjangoSP · Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:04 pm Post subject:

Kerokerokerokerokerokerokerooooooo!!! Laughing

You wrote it exactly like I hoped you would, guys! :V But are you going to put in the other two ideas? And if you need anymore, feel free to PM me! :D And sorry I haven't been on lately. I just recently got my 'Net connection
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