OT; Shameful Memories; Blowoff Chapter: They Call Me Sonic!

[ChibiForte]

Shameful Memories

Chapter One:
Ita-chan, Saki-chan, Toma-chan and K.K.-chan

??????

...Where am I...?

Orochimaru...

am I...

...dead?

No...

I see something...

a spiteful little boy...

it’s me...!!

Two other boys...

and a girl.

Of course. It’s Tomake, Sasuke, Kakashi, and me.

How could I have forgotten this?

Because I wanted to.

This was before I murdered the clan. All except Three;

“Tomake, Sasuke, and me.”

I mumbled, knowing I was asleep.

***

TOMAKE

Oh...

Ita-chan...

Itachi...

You killed Mom and Dad...

The others too...

I stood over the sleeping boy, Sasuke.

I grabbed my little brother an slung him over my shoulder before jumping out the window of his house, and my former house.

He was a scrawny little thing, looking young for 12 years old.

I hissed into the night,

“Got him, K.K.!”

Kakashi hissed back after coming into view,

“Wake ‘im up, Toma.”

I shook the small boy’s shoulder, arousing him awake.

He groggily asked,

“Where the hell am I...?”

He darted fully awake and asked in a hostile voice,

“Kakashi!! Why are you and this girl here?!”

He turned to me and spat,

“And who’re YOU?!”

I giggled and said,

“K.K., Saki-chan doesn’t remember!!”

He muttered,

“K.K....Saki-chan...”

He looked with wide eyes and said,

“Toma-chan...”

I laughed and said,

“Correcty-wect!!”

He muttered,

“Than Itachi must Ita, and Kakashi must be K.K....”

I answered(kinda),

“Correct.”

He asked,

“So WHY is it midnight, yet I’m out here talking to a few freaks instead of sleeping?!”

“Because, it involves your brother.”

The exasperated boy became silent.

I explained,

“We’re going to try to soften Itachi up a little and snatch ‘im from Orichimaru’s grasp. After all, he IS still a Uchiha, and I still love him regardless of his doings, considering he IS still our brother.”

Sasuke snorted and scoffed,

“Yeah, and monkeys are gonna fly outta my ass. C’mon, get real, Toma!!”

***

SASUKE

She sighed and pulled out something like a rope.

She said sadly,

“I REALLY thought I wouldn’t have to do this...”

****!!!

IT’S A FREAKING LEASH!!

And it’s a dog leash too! Wow...

she really cares.

***

KAKASHI

I blinked, and...

DAMN!

Tomake sure got that leash on Sasuke FAST!!

Before I knew it, she was holding the handle and Sasuke was struggling to get away!

DAMN!!

Sasuke pouted and spat,

“Fine, I’ll help, but only if you leave me alone after this!!”

I commented sarcastically and taunted,

“You know, black looks good on you!”

He roared,

“SHUT UP!!!”

And started trying to punch me.

Thank God for that leash.

I know it was mean, but this is just SOOO FUNNY!!”

Okay, Kakashi, self restraint... self restraint... don’t laugh...

***

SASUKE

“Fine. I have no choice, now that Tomake’s gone commando. Let’s go get that bastard Itachi.”

Tomake purred,

“Oo, feisty!!”

I just wanna kill her right now.

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WHOO! That's chapter one of my unruly Naruto fic! I did however, write this before watching epsiode 126 - 141 of Naruto. I officially hate Sasuke now, but have to continue this because I like Kakashi too much. ^__^;;
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Wow not bad at all. You're not a dead poet at all!! Keep it up ChibiForte :D You're so much better writter than I am.
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[ChibiForte]

Aw, yer making me blush... LOL. And yer such a good writer also!! And thanks for the comment, it warms meh heart. OT: And if you've seen the movie Dead Poet's Society, you would know where I got my title from.
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I've seen that movie. Love it! Your fic I like too. Kakashi is a very cool character, and so far this fic is interesting, if not slightly odd (That's a good thing!). The leash part was hilarious, and I hope the next chapter will be even funnier!
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in other words

FREAKING AWSOME!

[ChibiForte]

Okay, fine, you guys win. I'll post chappy 2 now.

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Chapter Two:
How much is that Itachi
in the window?

SASUKE

This is weird.

Like that ‘Lizard of Oz’, or something the English-speaking call it.

Who cares.

Anyway, I have a saying;

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re going to get or what’s going to happen.

Well this particular day(night) happened to be the most like chocolate.

I know I have odd comparisons, but it’s actually true.

Because only God knew what Itachi was going to do.

***

KAKASHI

These guys are a bit...

...weird.

I have a comparison;

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re going to get or what’s going to happen.

Well this particular day(night) happened to be the most like chocolate.

I know I have odd comparisons, but it’s actually true.

Because only God knew what Itachi was going to do.

Oops, unintentional rhyme.

Sorry.

***

TOMAKE

So it’s us, the three idiots, off to kidnap back a brother.

Almost like that English-speaking movie,

‘The Wizard of Oz’.

That was one weird movie.

***

SASUKE

This is still screwed up.

We’re standing over Itachi, and with all our commotion, it’s a surprise he isn’t awake already.

Itachi’s eyes flipped open, staring at me.

His eyes were bloody red Sharingan eyes, like mine.

He grinned in a malicious way and growled out,

“It’s been a while, hasn’t it, baby brother?”

I smirked back, and pulled out a kunai knife behind my back, before saying,

“Yeah, it has been, hasn’t it?”

Tomake grinned and purred,

“Got a leash on ‘im, Ita-chan.”

Itachi looked surprised and amused as he commented,

“Finally, huh?”

I muttered,

“Well, Toma?”

She made a few hand signs and said calmly,

“Electric Restraint Jutsu;”

She shouted,

“Shock Collar!!!”

A string of electricity was formed in the air.

It wrapped itself around Itachi’s neck.

Itachi grunted and growled,

“This is nothing compared to other wounds I’ve gotten. I can tough this out.”

He winced, and took a step away.

The restraint remained, but it quit shocking him...?

***

ITACHI

What the hell...?

That bastard Tomake...

what did she do?!

The shocking stopped, but only because...

I took a step away from Sasuke?

“Correct.”

Tomake answered, her eyes glowing red with the Kekkei Genkai the Uchiha has.

She explained,

“I control the shocking. You act like an asshat, you get treated like an asshat. That’s all there is to it. Now c’mon, yer coming with us.”

“And why should I?!”

“‘Cuz yer sister said so, that’s why.”

***

KAKASHI

Why am I coming along?

I’m hardly related to them, except Tomake...

Arrgh, this is stupid.

I don’t even know why I came, I have nothing to do with the Uchiha clan barely.

***

FLASHBACK OF KAKASHI

***

Great, a flashback.

Wait, hey!

I see some people...

Duh, it’s me, Itachi, Sasuke, and Tomake.

Itachi is...

about 12...

I’m, about...

20, and so is Tomake,

so Sasuke stands as the youngest at 6.

Yeah, Tomake’s the same age as me.

She’s just a midget, but don’t tell her I said that.

She’s already a Jonin too, but she’s just...

undercover.

But... this memory...

why now?

The dead bird...

oh no...

NO! Sasuke CAN’T see this memory!!

“My head... arrgh, nevermind, I-”

*THUMP*

Sasuke hit the ground hard when he passed out just now.

I knew it.

He’s a sissy when it comes to blood, and when Itachi kills, blood’s EVERYWHERE.

Yeah. Remember the Uchiha Massacre?

***

TOMAKE

I grabbed the scrawny boy, and lifted him up into my arms gently.

I smiled and said to Kakashi,

“He’s too light and stickish. Make him stuff his face when he wakes up.”

Kakashi started walking back until I caught up with him and said,

“I DID hear the midget comment, you know. I know it’s true, but that’s mean.”

I laughed and said seriously,

“No, really, quit it with the Sharingan.”

I sighed and blinked a few times to get rid of the Sharingan.

Kakashi asked,

“So, we got Itachi, what do we do with him?”

“Hold ’im fer ransom!”

“What?!”

“Joking!! I just wanted to say that really bad. We’re really going to turn ’im AGAINST Orichimaru.”

Itachi grumbled out a few bad cusswords you can't even say in your head before dragging slowly behind.

Wow.

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Thaaaaat's chapter 2!! So whaddya guys think?! Huh? I had fun writing this story so far so I'm going to continue it for the sake of Kakashi. Thanks fer reading, y'all!
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This is as crazy as Bo-Bobo, barely makes any sense, and is totally freaking nuts. In short: WONDERFUL!!!! :D But I never expected you to turn against Sasuke. 0_o WHAT did he do? :O
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[ChibiForte]

Okay, he [spoil:ab34126eff]is an avenger, right? Well, he wants to gain power, and following in his brother's footsteps, joins Orochimaru and is held there for a three year period. Just watch seasons 7 through 9. I just saw the DVD. He also fights Naruto, and gets a huge gash in his headband like Itachi has.[/spoil:ab34126eff]

But anyway, I think it's time for chaptah 3:

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Chapter Three:
Nickname Game~!!

TOMAKE

“Ungh...”

Good.

Sasuke was awake.

He felt around his neck, and with his eyes still closed, muttered,

“No leash... ...Tomake... ...where are we?”

I answered quietly,

“Home.”

I set him on his bed and said,

“Go back to sleep, it’s two in the morning.”

He pulled the covers over his head and mumbled,

“Fine.”

I was just about to leave his room when he asked,

“Itachi killed the bird... didn’t he?”

I nodded and turned off the light in his room before walking out.

******

LATER THAT MORNING; AROUND 10

SASUKE

DAMMIT!

Everyone turns into Mr. Doom-and-Gloom in the morning!!

Tomake walked in the doorway, wearing a long white nightgown that brushed her ankles.

She asked,

“So how’d you sleep?”

I muttered,

“Not so well.”

She sighed and said,

“Ya know, I’m the oldest here, so I gotta legally take custody of you till you turn eighteen.”

I groaned.

I assumed,

“So basically, you’re taking on Mom’s role.”

She smiled and answered,

“Yup!”

I sighed.

She came in and sat on the bedside while I just kinda lied there.

She asked,

“How’d you like a maid?”

I only asked,

“Huh?”

In seconds I was swept out of bed.

Tomake was holding me like I was...

a kitten or something.

She poked me in the nose and said,

“I’ve talked to Kakashi, and YOU’VE Got a mission today. And guess who’s coming?”

I asked,

“You?”

She added,

“And Ita-chan!”

A murderous and tortured cry/scream erupted from the other room, presumably made by Itachi.

I shuddered, and in a futile struggle to get away, grunted,

“Does he REALLY gotta come?”

Tomake squealed,

“THE HAPPY LITTLE KID’S COMING OUTTA YA YAY!!!”

I groaned,

“Don’t remind me, dammit.”

***

NARUTO

Dammit! Sasuke and Kakashi are late!

But...

This is my chance to prove I’m more punctual than Sasuke!!

As a matter of fact...

here he comes NOW!

I shouted,

“Jeez, Sasuke!! Your such a loser, coming late!! HA HA HA HA HA!!”

He smiled, and with his damned cool demeanor, said with closed eyes,

“It touches my heart to see how you try so hard to be like me.”

I screamed,

“YEAH RIGHT, ASSHOLE!!”

A young looking girl popped out from behind Kakashi and scolded,

“Hey, don’t be mean to my baby brother!!”

Sasuke slapped his forehead and muttered,

“Shut up, Tomake.”

I asked,

“So the shorty is Tomake, and of course, the other one’s Itachi?”

Sasuke sighed.

Something seemed different.

He seemed to act...

younger, today. It’s weird.

***

SAKURA

SASUKE HAS A SISTER?!?!

And why is she getting all touchy-feely with him?!

I shouted,

“Leave ‘im alone, BITCH!!”

Kakashi looked and exclaimed, still rather calm at the same time,

“Woah! Sakura, be careful of what you’re saying!! A Chunin wouldn’t act like that.”

DAMN THAT GIRL.

***

NARUTO

So Sasuke has a sister, who’s older from the looks of it.

I elbowed him and asked,

“Baby brother, huh? That’s just rich!”

He looked away from me.

I asked,

“What? Embarrassed?”

He grinned and turned around to say,

“And what if I am? At least I know the love a family, Naruto!”

He laughed, the older girl and Kakashi joining in.

I growled screamed,

“Sasuke, you JERK! YOU ALREADY SAID THAT ONCE!”

He laughed more, presumably at the time we fought to keep him away from Orochimaru.

***

TOMAKE

I grabbed Naruto by the collar of his shirt, and asked with a growl,

“Gotta problem with the Uchiha clan, punk?!”

He muttered,

“No.”

I let go of him and snorted,

“You better never be mean to my brothers again! Get it?!”

“Got it.”

“Good.”

I smiled in a sweet way and introduced,

“Tomake Uchiha. You?”

He looked a bit confused as he answered,

“Uzumaki... Naruto.”

I thought for a few seconds and exclaimed,

“Nya-chan!!”

He asked,

“Nya?”

I answered,

“Well he’s Saki...”

pointing to Sasuke.

I pointed to Kakashi, then Itachi, and said,

“Kachi-chan or K.K., and Ita-chan!”

Itachi growled and mumbled something about evilness.

I exclaimed,

“So you’re Nya, cause it’s a codename for Na, the first part of your name!”

***

NARUTO

Nya, huh?

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Chapter 4 = The Story Behind Half This Crap!!

Chapter 5 = Happy Birthday, Kachi!!

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Well, happy New Year everyone. My family's holding a party so I won't be on much more tonight past 7:30. See y'all!!
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Holy crap. You have the ability to create weird comedies, Chibi. Very wierd. My only complaint is...well, WAAY too much OOC. It's good in not-so-heavy doses. Other than that, good.
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[ChibiForte]

LOL. Don't worry, I'll gradually make everyone back in-character. What about Itachi? Is he funneh, or what?

Here's chapter four cuz I'm bored.

Chapter 4
The Story Behind Half This Crap!!

KAKASHI

Yes, I’m probably making people ask,

“So how do Tomake and I know each other?”

The three curious kids were eager to listen, and the one disgruntled teen growled.

I started,

“Well, to tell the truth, Tomake and I are like twins in a way.”

Tomake laughed and explained,

“We shared EVERYTHING, whether it be our birthday, food, an allowance...”

“We would split it.”

The black-clad younger Uchiha asked,

“So how did you guys meet?”

I laughed and said,

“Oh... how we met...”

Tomake grinned and said,

“Well ya see, Kakashi was brought into the Uchiha family along with his father when he was about 12. Two years before you...”

She tapped Sasuke on the nose and said,

“...were even born!”

I laughed and said,

“Itachi was eight at the time, so we wouldn’t let him hang out with us!!”

Itachi growled and muttered a few cusswords more than last chapter.

I continued,

“We found out that we have the same birth date, same year, same blood type.”

Tomake snorted in a laugh-like way and said,

“Kachi-chan was a sissy when it came to giving blood. He was yelling and cussing, saying they were going to kill him! It was SO funny!!”

Sasuke asked,

“Kachi? Giving blood? THAT must’ve been hilarious!”

She laughed and purred,

“But it WAS, cutie!!”

***

FLASHBACK:

***

A younger Tomake sat silently in a waiting room in a hospital, her nose jammed in a magazine.

In the room next to Tomake’s seat, she could hear Kakashi saying,

“Hey guys, what’re you putting on my arm? What’s with the rubber band? Are you gonna put a leech on me er something?”

Tomake sighed.

“Hey, is that a needle? Don’t get too-”

*POKE*

“GYAH!! OW!! YER TAKING MY BLOOD!! NO, QUIT IT, YER GONNA KILL ME!! STOP IT!! NOOOOOO!!! I’M DYYYYYIIIIING!!!!”

Tomake stuck her nose further into the magazine until she could smell the ink very well.

Kakashi burst through the doors, panting.

An IV was still attached to his arm.

He was wearing a hospital gown.

Tomake said calmly without looking up,

“We can all see your ass, Kakashi-chan.”

***

END FLASHBACK

***

KAKASHI

Well, everyone was in stitches with that shameful memory...

because of my ass.

Oh well, everyone was having a good time, right?

I said, laughing myself,

“Okay, fine, you pass with a high score. Mission; listen to some respectable adults, is complete.”

Everyone looked and asked,

“HUH?!”

I explained,

“This mission was to test if you could listen to long stories and explanations, for future reference. Each of you pass!”

Sasuke muttered,

“Easiest mission ever...”

Itachi groaned and growled,

“KILL ME, LORD OROCHIMARU, KILL ME.”

Sakura laughed like a cheerleader,

And Naruto shouted with joy.

Tomake said,

“Ya know, Kachi-chan, these kids aren’t so bad after all! And they’re all kinda cute in their own way!”

The wind danced and swirled to the right and tossed everyone’s hair.

I said,

“Yeah...”

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Don't worry, a serious chapter will be next. HAVE FUN!!
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yay! Kakashi's ass! Weeeee! Can't wait for tyhe next chapter even if it is serious!

[ChibiForte]

Well, I TRIED to make it a bit serious... but you can't be serious on someone's birthday.

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Chapter Five:
Happy Birthday, Kakashi!!

SASUKE

Like a normal morning now, I walked into the kitchen to see Tomake skipping around holding boxes and bags piled on top of each other.

I grabbed her swinging, long hair.

She stopped abruptly and turned around to sing,

“Good morning, Sasuke-kun!!”

I asked,

“What’s with the-”

She giggled and answered,

“Today’s Kakashi’s birthday!!”

I asked,

“And WHEN were you going to tell me?”

“Uh, when we got to the academy.”

“WHAT?!”

“We decided to throw a party at the academy once we clear it of all the desks! Ain’t I smart?”

I exclaimed,

“Fine then! I’ll have to draw a makeshift picture!!”

***

ITACHI

A very weird scene just took place.

Sasuke, kneeling by the table, growled and erased a part of the drawing.

I hate to admit that the sneaky little bastard’s pretty good at drawing...

He asked,

“Toma-chan? Can I ask you a favor?”

“Yeah.”

“Pose for me.”

Tomake posed in a somewhat sexy way, in my opinion.

Yeah, I’m not as evil as they make me seem sometimes.

Get a life you idiots, I won’t always be like this.

He asked,

“I just can’t make an original pose... can you...”

She asked,

“Yeah?”

He blushed and finished,

“...take your shirt off? I just can’t get your breasts right!”

She screamed,

“UCHIHA SASUKE!! I KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO HELP, BUT THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!! I EXPECT YOU TO TREAT ME LIKE YOU WOULD MOM! NOW I‘D BETTER NEVER HEAR YOU SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!!”

A hard smack to the face is what Sasuke got with that comment. It was enough to bring a few tears to the corners of his eyes.

He didn’t even make a noise, but sat there, rubbing the spot where he was hit.

His eyes shifted down as he muttered,

“Sorry.”

She just looked away and continued to walk around to the outside part of the house.

I shuddered and walked back to my room, where everything was just as it was before I killed the family.

I sighed and started to slip off my clothes.

May as well look like part of the family if I don’t want to get electrocuted, that is.

It was weird, wearing clothes from so long ago, considering they fit just fine, like they used to.

I looked in the mirror hanging on the wall.

Blinking a few times, the Sharingan had slowly dissolved from my eyes, to the dark, icy ‘Uchiha Glare’ that so many fear.

I kept glaring at my reflection and asked aloud,

“Why are you doing this?”

***

SASUKE

Jeez.

I didn’t know Tomake could hurt so hard.

When I looked down to face the drawing, a tear fell out of my eye, right into the empty spot where the breasts should have been on the portrait of Tomake.

I traced the outline of the droplet, noticing how perfectly it looked now.

I laughed to myself and said out loud,

“Funny... how mistakes can be perfect...”

***

LATER...

***

TOMAKE

After a heartfelt apology from Sasuke, we were buddies again and he was helping set up a large banner across the room, while Itachi and Naruto moved desks, and Sakura helped decorate.

It had to be perfect.

***

KAKASHI

“So... meet her at the academy by 2:30, huh?”

Scrawled on a piece of paper, was a note from Tomake.

Although something told me it had to do with the kids, I’d better not guess and ruin it.

***

ITACHI

“The Goddamned tables are moved!! NOW WHAT?!”

Sasuke asked,

“See the long box, Itachi?”

“Yeah, midget. Why?”

“Move it to the table, and be careful, it’s fragile.”

I picked it up and threw it behind me, making it land perfectly on the table behind.

I reported,

“Taken care of. Now tell me why the hell I’m doing this again?!”

“Cause it’s Copycat’s birthday today.”

“Ah, Copycat Kakashi. I see.”

***

TOMAKE

I hit the light switch and ducked under a table everyone doing the same.

A sudden thud from the door was heard, signaling Kakashi’s entrance.

He asked,

“Tomake? Tomake, what the heck are you doing?”

I flipped the switch on, running over to hug him and yell,

“Surprise!!”

Everyone else yelled the same thing, and Itachi growled,

“Yeah, whatever.”

Kakashi laughed and asked,

“So, a party, huh?”

I smiled and said,

“Open this, quick!!”

He was handed the longer box, and when opened, he asked,

“An umbrella?”

He opened the umbrella.

Sasuke laughed and pulled a lever right next to him.

A hatch in the ceiling opened to reveal...

***

KAKASHI

Rice?

WTF?!

RICE SPILLED FROM THE HATCH AND IT’S FREAKING EVEYWHERE!!!

I laughed and said,

“Ah... I see now.”

Sasuke leapt over to hand me a piece of paper.

On the paper, was a drawing of Tomake, and a good one at that!

He blushed and said quietly,

“I know it sucks... but I couldn’t think of anything else...”

***

SASUKE

After a few ‘thank you’s from Kakashi, and quite a few hugs, we had to clean up the room.

Everyone reversing the job they had done, we put everything back and cleaned up the rice.

I asked,

“So, how did you think of the whole rice thing, Tomake?”

She laughed and answered,

“The one episode of our show where it happened before, and you held up a random sign that said something. Remember?”

“Oh yeah...”

***

KAKASHI

Well this birthday was a bit...

odd.

But I guess I have to say it’s been the most...

unique birthday EVER.

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Well? Funny? Or serious? My favorite part was writing about Sasuke asking Tomake to take her shirt off.
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*twitches* that was serious? If that was serious I'd like to see you rewrite war and peace. Well as I read that I said to myself "I can't believe she went there" but then I laughed and continued, the funny thing was I thought that she would actually do it. I know from personal experience that lots of different kinds of chicks will take off their shirts for anybody at all. Good chapter funny as hell.

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Lol! Definately original... oh, and happy B-day!
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Happy b-day... to who? :/
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I think it's safe to say Kakashi.

[ChibiForte]

LOL. Here's chapter six. SHORTEST CHAPTER EVAH.

Chapter Six:
Retarded or Overjoyed?

SASUKE

It was another quiet day in Konahagakure.

Or so we thought.

Today would change my life.

The day I turned back over to Lord Orochimaru.

I asked,

“Kabuto-san, can we PLEASE go and slaughter them NOW?”

***

TOMAKE

Life wasn’t the same.

Now, with Itachi, and nobody else, the house seemed...

Empty.

I sang,

“Dearly beloved, are you list-en-ing?”♪

Itachi muttered,

“Yeah.”

“I can’t remember a word that you were saying!”♪

“Are we demented?”♪

I countered.

“Or am I disturbed?”

Itachi asked.

He was helping sing the song!

He sighed and said dully,

“The space that’s inbetween insane and insecure...”

I laughed.

He moaned, and I sang,

“Oh therapy, can you please fill the void?”♪

***

ITACHI

Great. Tomake was going to start with the waterworks.

She sobbed and said,

“Don’t you miss Sasuke?”

I sighed and sat down where she was slumped.

She looked up, smiled a little, and suddenly sang,

“AM I RETARDED?”♪

I vainly attempted to smile and almost sang,

“Or am I just overjoyed?”

I sighed, knowing what was coming next.

We sang,

“Nobody’s perfect, and I stand accused,”♪

I finished,

“For lack of a better word,”

Tomake ended it all by singing proudly,

“And that’s my best excuse!”♪

She always did this.

I sighed again.

I had to admit, it was pretty dull without the little brat bugging us.

Oh, you don’t know what happened?

The little bratty bastard Sasuke went to Lord Orochimaru.

Lord Orochimaru?

No.

He’s just Orochimaru now.

I’ve decided to stay with my only family.

I don’t need someone else’s power.

I want to get it myself.

Okay, I’ll tell how it happened...

Side Story:
Sasuke turns away

ITACHI

Fine.

First, the little brat started to act strange.

How I used to before...

well...

The Uchiha Massacre.

He acted cold to Tomake, and bratty to me, as usual.

One day...

the day...

he came back with the cursed power absorbing his body.

The demented creature growled,

“Lord Orochimaru says...”

And slashing Tomake, leaving a bloody gash, he left like that, not bothering to finish his sentence.

The bastard, who does he think he is?!

Ever since, Tomake’s been slumped over, sobbing frequently.

It was so perfect for her;

she could live with her brothers again...

she thought so. But we all know dreams hardly ever come true.

A shadowy figure, looming ahead, laughed and hissed,

"Aw, how sweet! Itachi cares!"

The figure lunged.

NO! I'm stronger than him, but Tomake...!!

Tomake screamed with fear choking her, as the shadow slashed at her.

It was none other than that bastard...

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Fine, here's Chappy 7.

Chapter Seven:
None Other Than...

ITACHI

Of course. My bratty little brother and his new counterpart.

I quickly lunged aside just enough to avoid a paralyzing blow from Orochimaru.

He cackled more and growled,

“Hello, Itachi.”

Everyone knew he was scared as hell, considering he was afraid of me. He was probably on the verge of shitting himself.

Well, not really, but pretty close to that.

A young kid stood next to Orochimaru.

Sasuke.

The curse mark had already half-consumed his body and began to get worse.

Tomake shouted,

“Sasuke-kun!! Sasuke-kun, wake up!!”

Too late.

The red-eyed, dark-skinned beast with a black scar on it’s nose --that beast is Sasuke-- growled.

I growled back to the thing,

“Give me back my brother...”

I grabbed out a kunai and leapt.

“...YOU BASTARD!!”

Slashing rapidly to no avail, the kunai becoming duller with each attempted strike.

Sasuke laughed and dodged each attack just as fast as I threw it out.

At the same time, Tomake was doing some pretty good damage to Orochimaru, and parrying his every attack with her two giant kunai.

With her free hand, Tomake snapped her fingers and exclaimed,

“I got it!!”

A huge scream erupted from her lungs and she stared at Orochimaru with a satisfied look.

He asked,

“What’re you looking at, bitch?”

In seconds, Kakashi was over with Naruto and the other Konahagakure ninja following close behind.

Immediately, the other ninja began hurling kunai and shuriken at Sasuke.

He merely laughed and dodged every single one thrown.

Tomake screamed,

“Sasuke!! When I get through with you, you are so grounded!!”

and she ran up to Sasuke.

I have to admit, the woman’s got spunk.

A good crack across the face was all Sasuke needed to revert back to his original form.

As the unconscious boy fell, Tomake was there to catch him.

Slowly, she...

...slipped off his shirt??

Kiba asked,

“What in the hell...?”

Sakura grinned and said,

“I get it. She’s...”

Hinata finished,

“...a medical ninja. I see.”

Slowly and gently, Tomake slid her hand over the curse mark a few times.

Tomake’s hand glowed green for just a second.

The curse mark was gone.

She shot a glare at Orochimaru that could kill and muttered in a low-pitched voice,

“You stay away from my brothers, snake. I don’t want to see your face again, for as long as you live. And good luck finding a new container, idiot.”

The Konahagakure newbies each yawned and started to head for their houses, when I hissed,

“Wait.”

Each and every one of them turned to face me.

Tomake smiled and said,

“As a reward, I’ll take you all to a hot spring tomorrow. Your sensei are all welcome to come too. 7:30 AM tomorrow, same time, same place. Any questions?”

Shino asked,

“Do we HAVE to come?”

“Yes, Shino-kun. I’ll WRING YOUR NECK if you don’t. And this is for a grade too.”

I answered.

Sasuke mumbled,

“Where am I, Toma-dono? And... where’s my shirt?”

She started chuckling, and all the other ninja joined in.

Sasuke asked,

“What?”

Yeah, fine, he only betrayed us for a while, but still, it kinda sucked.

Oh well, he’s back, and we all go to a hot spring tomorrow.

Not a bad day, huh?

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So whaddy'all think?
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Oh, and a blowoff chapter, to keep y'all in check while yer waiting.

A BLOWOFF CHAPTER TO KEEP YOU WAITING!!

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Blowoff Chapter 1:
They Call Me Sonic!!

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Sasuke sighed and cried,

"TOMA-DONOOOO!"

Tomake ran into the room and asked,

"Yeah?"

Sasuke whined,

"I'm BOOOORED!!"

Tomake sighed exasperatedly and said,

"Would you like me to take my shirt off?!"

Sasuke instantly shut up.

Itachi hummed, and walked down the halls singing,

"They call me Sonic! Cause I am faster than sound, I keep on jumpin' around! Blue Hedgehog Sonic! With incredible speed, I'm movin' my feet!"

Sasuke said,

"Oooookaaay... that was weird."

Tomake asked,

"And HE'S the one who killed our family? Yeah right. He's singing a freakin' Sonic The Hedgehog song!!"

Nub laughed and cried,

"Sonic... SONIC!!"

Kanto asked,

"So why did you call me here again?"

Tomake sighed again and said,

"Okay. Tomorrow's Sasuke's birthday. And..."

She whispered something in Kanto's ear.

Sasuke stood there confused.

Kento laughed and said,

"You'll see soon enough!"

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So? What'chya think? Oh, Kanto and kento will be introduced and explained soon.
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