OT: Unfinished Naruto snippet (some language)

Kitty-Chan

I wrote this a couple of years ago; scary, ne?

Ino snickered. The scene before her was just too priceless! One normally wouldn’t find Hyuga Neji death-glaring his self-confidence-challenged cousin Hinata funny; in fact, any sane person would be attempting to shield Hinata from her beloved cousin’s wrath. Although, the fact that meek little Hinata was glaring right back meant that it was far more likely that aforementioned sane person would run to the nearest psychologist for some extensive therapy.
No, what made the situation absolutely hilarious was the reason behind the animosity. You see, Hinata & Neji had just found out that they had something in common. Now, normally finding common ground would be a good thing; however, this little hobby just wasn’t made for sharing.
“Stay away from him,” Neji growled.
Hinata snorted. “I should be the one saying that to you.”
“Arrogant little slut! You’d do anything to get a peek!”
“Me???” Hinata shrieked incredulously. “YOU WERE THE ONE WITH YOUR BYAKUGAN ACTIVATED WHEN HE WAS TAKING A SHOWER!”
“YOU WERE LOOKING TOO!”
Shikamaru’s eyebrows shot up. “They were peeping while he was in the shower?” Chouji & Kankuro promptly choked while Ino & TenTen snickered.
Hanabi nodded. “Apparently they saw each other using the Byakugan & put two & two together. They came back to the compound all in a huff & have been alternating between glaring matches & scream-fests ever since.”
Her fellow Konohamaru Squad members frowned.
“We can’t just let this go on. They’re acting like Oyabu’s some THING they can possess!” Moegi was—understatement of understatements—completely & totally pissed.
Udon nodded. “Yeah, but how do we make THEM realize that?”
Konohamaru merely snarled & disappeared, reappearing—to everyone’s horror—right between the two warring Hyuga, who let out startled—& highly undignified—yelps.

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Gah, I suck. & my indentations & formatting won't transfer.
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Slifer. EXE · Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:09 pm Post subject:

Oh the naughty Hyuuga's peeping in on the third hokage while he was out of his dress =3 *bricked* Anyway, I like how you made Neji call Hinata a slut and you made Hinata yell XD
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Kitty-Chan · Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:39 pm Post subject:

They're not peeping on the Third... Laughing

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Mugen.exe · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:28 pm Post subject:

Then who are they peeping on? Interesting snippet, though a scosh confusing (scosh, my new word for the day).
It was an interesting (if revealing <no pun inteded *bricked> read).
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Kitty-Chan · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:27 pm Post subject:

Mugen, think about it; now who would they peep on? There are context clues. ^_^
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Mugen.exe · Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:48 am Post subject:

They would peep on either Naruto, Kakashi, or (just because it would be his just desserts) Jiraiya. If it isn't any of those three then I have no real clue... Maybe Kiba?
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Kitty-Chan · Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:58 pm Post subject:

The first one, of course; he's the only one Hinata likes & I'm betting Neji's had the hots for him ever since the Chuunin Exam.
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Mugen.exe · Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:29 pm Post subject:

Ah, I see. Makes sense (though I thought that her and Kiba had a little angst going on). I wish it had been Jiraiya- that would have been awesome.
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