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BluntmanEXE Net Battler
Joined: 08 Aug 2005 Posts: 80 Location: Caught between the moon and New York City
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject: RockmanEXE Marriage Prospects : Mariko Oozono |
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Hello, all. I have some spare time, so I thought I'd do a little something special for the REO board.
Some of you may remember an old site called Anime Marriage Prospects. It rated anime characters in different areas and determined whether or not they would make a good life partner.
After looking through and various Rockman sites, I noticed that there were non for EXE characters. So, I'm here to change all that.
Over the next few months, I'll be writing out marriage prospects for different characters from the EXE universe, to determine whether or not you'd wanna walk down the aisle with them.
Each candidate will be judged in eleven different areas
* Looks
* Smarts
* Personality
* Cooking/Home Economics
* Fighting Skills
* Special Abilities
* Competition
* In-Laws
* Economics (As in money.)
* Sex (How would it be with them.)
* Overall
And to kick things off, I'd like to start with one of EXE's most eligible bachelorettes, the Onsen Queen herself, Mariko Oozono.
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Mariko Oozono
Looks - Very pretty, as is befitting a woman in her twenties. With auburn hair done in a Princess Leia-ish style, a blemish-free face, and a figure that's very well filled-out, this is one hard package to resist.
Smarts - Well above average. You don't become a respectable teacher by being stupid. Not to mention she holds considerable knowledge of all things onsen.
Personality - Pleasant and caring. She takes her duties as a teacher seriously, and deeply cares about all of her students. However, she has demonstrated on more than one occasion that she's not above hanging out with her students outside of class. Mariko-sensei is also a very fun-loving person, holding a great love not only for onsen, but for sci-fi as well. She's also very even-tempered, as we VERY rarely see her get angry.
Cooking/Home Economics - Although we never actually see her cook, her apartment is very well kept. So, I think it's safe to assume that she's fairly competent.
Fighting Skills - Nonexistant. She's never gotten into a situation where she was in any real danger.
Special Abilities - None, aside from the ability to keep up with her teaching duties and still have a bunch of different hobbies.
Competition - Hoo boy! This lady has not one, but TWO men vying for her affections! Namely, chip-otaku Higure Yamitaro and fish-salesman Masa-san. Both of then think Mariko-sensei is their ideal soulmate, and are constantly trying to win her affections when they're not too busy fighting each other. Give even the SLIGHTEST indication that you're attracted to her, and they'll come after you with a smoking gun. It should also be noted that Mariko-sensei herself has a crush on Commander Beef, Masa-san's super-heroic alter-ego.
In-Laws - No info on her parents, but you can't forget about Mariko's twin sister, Yuriko. Despite having lived on the wrong side of the tracks for more than a few years, Yuriko deeply cares for her sister, and if you do ANYTHING to hurt her, she'll make you miserable for the rest of your very short life. But treat her good, and you'll be fine.
Economics - In Japan, teachers are treated as government employees, so you can expect to live fairly well. I doubt she'll tolerate mooching, though.
Sex - Given her inexperience with love in general, I think it's safe to assume that Mariko-sensei is still a virgin. So, you'll want to be slow and gentle with her for her first time, so as not to scare her off.
Overall - If you don't mind having to fight off both Higure and Masa-san, and don't mind visiting onsens a lot, Mariko-sensei could make a more than worthy life partner.
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Well, that's my first EXE marriage prospect. Not sure who I'll do next, but I'll take requests if anyone has them. _________________
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PlaguedOne a.k.a. Pyo
Age: 42 Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 1227 Location: The Eye of Terror
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:05 am Post subject: Re: RockmanEXE Marriage Prospects : Mariko Oozono |
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BluntmanEXE wrote: | Sex - Given her inexperience with love in general, I think it's safe to assume that Mariko-sensei is still a virgin. So, you'll want to be slow and gentle with her for her first time, so as not to scare her off. |
You have GOT to be kidding me. What made you think this kind of thing was anywhere near appropriate for this forum? And did you miss the LOCKED topic of the same nature just a few threads down? Wow. _________________ (\ ºvº\ (\
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Izumi darenimo wakaranai
Age: 41 Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 1002331 Location: Osaka
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:09 am Post subject: |
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Very bad timing. ^^;; _________________ One of the three EXE sisters! *Armstrong-style pose*
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Plantman It's only Forever... Not long at all!
Age: 44 Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 1819 Location: Mexico
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:10 am Post subject: |
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What part of 'search the board before you open up a topic' is that difficult?
Wether this one is more elaborated or not it doesn't matter. The previous topic was deemed worthy of being locked, and opening up a new one won't guarantee it'll be allowed.
Last but no least... did you forget the age range of the users in the forum? I seriously don't think parents would appreciate it if their kids are learning someone's prospects of how they are to be handled in the sex department. Next time try to remember that. _________________ Hecha en MÉXICO - Avatar by Me.
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Ryouko Kitties Love Bunnies
Age: 42 Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 2085 Location: Sharo
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:22 am Post subject: |
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O_o; *speechless*
Lest this be a reminder to everyone - CLEAN TOPICS ONLY.
kthanx.
Besides, Mariko is totally marrying Commander Beef. Duh. _________________ "Cats are interesting. They're kind of like girls. When they come talk to you, it's great. When you go talk to them, it doesn't go so well." - Miyamoto
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