Funny Stories

[Elementalman.EXE]

So after some events that unfolded today, mixed with the fact I haven't participate in the forum much, I got to wondering. I'm sure some of you guys had a funny story that happened to/involves you, and maybed you like other to here them.

Today, it was pouring cats and dogs, I turn the corner. the Fire alarm goes. We all went outside and the ENTIRE school, minus teachers, got soaked. Kids were slipping, crawling under cars, into trunks, anything to get out of the rain. We were out there for about 20 minutes, then they call us back in. We think to go to class, but no they gather us in the Gyms. So now we have 700 or so people in the gyms, all soaked, and now sweaty. And to top things off, mix in a few power flicker, and the normal way that people act.

All in all, it was GREAT.
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1000 Post on Sept. 18 2005 at 6:29pm

[megarush]

now you make me think of our fire alarm this winter.
there was this noise clicking and teacher were trying to search what was it....then the fire alarm rings so everyone got out(and some went to get their coats before going out)which we waited a good 10 minutes, in a sort of RAIN-SNOW STORM.so then teachers decide to put the whole school in the church.so it ok for about 20-30 minutes until a power shortage then sreams were comming from everywhere and everyone was out of control.when the teachers got the control again,well it was decided that school was close for the rest of the day.then everyone rushed at the door which took lots of minutes to go out....then finially back to school with no lights to open our lockers.

the other one that happen isn't as detailed for reasons:my friend and i was playing with my tennis ball and then she decided to keep it in her hand.so i said i'll try and steal it from you....but after many attempt with a total of 23 minutes,she gave it back to me.since then,to tell me i'm slow, she always bring it back up
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[xfyrethespooky]

that reminds me of a time we had like, 4 fire drills in 4 days, most around the same time. one time, it was raining. i think that was the last time that happened. i think there was another one recently that was cold and raining.

come to think of it, the funniest story that sticks out most in my mind was when i was in third grade. i got on the bus in the morning, and some kid points under a seat and says, "Could you get that balloon?" now, as a third grader, i didn't know what that "balloon" really was. i picked it up, and it turned out to be a condom. and i think it was a "slightly used" condom. lol

EDIT: by the way, i was wearing gloves.
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[marihikari]

Indeed, i do have a funny story, and i've had to rerpeat it multiple trimes to some of my friends (lol )
Okay, here it is- This one time, I was bored at redner's market so i had to go and get my Dad a bottle of slad dressing when i bumped into this old guy. he started muttering stuff under his breath in a Texas accent ("ol' dang old this...."), but then he stopped and held up a pack of combs. He grinned and said "Eight combs in a pack!" And then says "So, how're you?"
I replied with "I'm good", but i tried hard not to laugh until i was out of the aisle.
Alas, i have many more insane stories, but i don't feel like posting them all XD.
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