OT: Slowpoke "Rap" (and other writings)

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An assignments for Creative Writing, it's technically a poem that I rapped nerdcore style, and it's terrible, but I thought some of you might get a chuckle out of it. I might possibly perhaps start posting something from my writing class monthly or weekly or something, we'll see....

Slowpoke, Slowpoke made of fail
You try to go fishing with your tail
Something clamps on, hey you've got mail
Five seconds later you let out a wail

Up comes the tail with a Shellder clamped on
Giggling real hard while you just yawn
Your body's glowing just like the dawn
About time for you to get some brawn

The glowing ceases behold and lo
Looks like you evolved into a leet Slowbro!
So settle down you goofy ho
It's time to go see your brother Joe

Joseph, Joseph are you awake?
Nope, he's napping by the lake
Upon his head it's the rock of king's
Just like that one from Lord 'o' the Rings

Oho no Mr. Slowpoke! Here comes the clam!
He plans to bite your head and turn you brain to jam
Oh crap, yo late, he's grabbed your noggin'
Now it looks like youm ight just be evolvin'

In a flash of light who appears?
The King of Slow, no jokin' hears
With a helm of stone and curly ears
He's come to release you from your fears

And all the Bros and Pokes gather 'round
To have a look at their leader's might crown
He will lead them very well and good
Just like a good Slowking should
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Transcendent Super Spiral Dreadnought Gunmen

[Blaze8the8cat]

Slowbro! (Cute!)
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'Don't make me come down there!!'~God