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Title: Densan Artificially-Made Christmas

Based On: "Kentucky Homemade Christmas" By Kenny Rogers

By: Master-sama

cless_alvein_forever@hotmail.com

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They blew up the Sci-lab last summer, we're gettin' by on firewalls
It's Christmas Eve, I'm drivin' home, not a zenny to my name
That day is almost on me, a day I'm almost dreading
No new chips to recieve, but there'll be Christmas that's fo' sho'

It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Desan
Just PETs and chips I fashioned
With my Ro-o-o-ockman
It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Densan
Our civilized and high-tech artificially-made love
God's awesome gi-ift from up above
Make up the artificially-made Christmas of
This un-wealthy Densan dude

There's a brand new rare-chip with a metal alloy
Gleamin' in the window down at Higure's store
My wide eyed little Netto-kun, his face pressed to the window
Too young for knowin' what it means to be so un-wealthy

It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Desan
Just PETs and chips I fashioned
With my Ro-o-o-ockman
It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Densan
Our civilized and high-tech artificially-made love
God's awesome gi-ift from up above
Make up the artificially-made Christmas of
This un-wealthy Densan dude

Chibi Meiru ain't no baby, hell she turns twelve in April
She's been thinking' 'bout that Tron doll in the window for half her life
She's old enough to notice that it ain't never comin'
I'd damn near rob a navi to get that chip and dolly

It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Desan
Just PETs and chips I fashioned
With my Ro-o-o-ockman
It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Densan
Our civilized and high-tech artificially-made love
God's awesome gi-ift from up above
Make up the artificially-made Christmas of
This un-wealthy Densan dude

It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Desan
Just PETs and chips I fashioned
With my Ro-o-o-ockman
It's just another artificially-made Christmas in [fade]